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MISSED CONNECTION YOU: HARD BODIED, HARD WORKING WAITRESS ME: MONOPOLIZING THE PHOTO BOOTH CALL ME AND YOU CAN WIPE AWAY A SINGLE TEAR FROM MY EYE
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April 22, 2013 on The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago
the topher was better you are wrong i signed in for the first time in like 2 years just to tell you that. also to talk about how dreamy teresa was. teresagum
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April 22, 2013 on The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago
here's what i dont get: north carolina didnt already have that amendment! have you been there? north carolina, despite containing the word "north" is an incredibly quote unquote southern state. what is going on down there that they were the 30th state to pass such a thing. they were just sleeping on their dubious legislation or what?
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May 9, 2012 on John Travolta Continues To Rest His Case
i hope they just shaved their heads after this. "well, we had a good run being metal, but now there's a bunch of paint in our hair, so i guess it's time to let it go"
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March 27, 2012 on Not As Ineffective A Painting Technique As You Might Think, If Someone Were To Just Explain It To You
they have plastic over the bed and radiator! what are they doing?
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March 27, 2012 on Not As Ineffective A Painting Technique As You Might Think, If Someone Were To Just Explain It To You
my valentine is a box of hair dye http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/331298/300.jpg
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February 14, 2012 on Who Is Your Videogum Valentine?
greek is really stupid and fun and something kelly would be great at recapping and i accidentally didnt vote for it. greek! i watched every episode but also dont understand why it exists.
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February 14, 2012 on The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?!
additionally i would like to know why no one ever talks about how super weird elizabeth banks' hair is. its like a weird overly teased mullet all the time?
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January 26, 2012 on Girl Stuff: The What To Expect When You’re Expecting Posters Are HEEEEEREEEE!!!
i dont know when this movie is coming out but i am going to stall any suicide attempts until after i see it. how is jlo going to nest without all the pregnancy chemicals??? who are half these people??? is it weird that i hope cameron diaz never ever has a child?? why do i hope that. probably because bitches be crazy and i am bitches.
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January 26, 2012 on Girl Stuff: The What To Expect When You’re Expecting Posters Are HEEEEEREEEE!!!
i think if your fetish requires a dedicated room of the house and apparatuses that require more than one person to move, you need to edit your look. too many accessories! try something less busy, like a foot fetish or buying used panties.
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January 20, 2012 on Attention Man Babies: You Don’t HAVE To Go On TV!!!!
i liked the second you can do anything sketch where that girl tried real hard at singing and we all clapped for her anyway
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January 16, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Daniel Radcliffe And Lana Del Rey
women. making. herstory.
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January 10, 2012 on Aaron Paul Got Engaged: A Goodbye
http://www.herstorynetwork.com/women-making-herstory/lauren-parkesian/
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January 10, 2012 on Aaron Paul Got Engaged: A Goodbye
most beauty products are marketed with completely meaningless pseudoscience. "look younger! micro-jujubes will eat your wrinkles! anti-aging particles will spackle in your acne scars! youre a girl, so i know science scares you and you wont think to hard about it! buy the splenda facial!"
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January 5, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now
also remember this??? http://betamaxmas.com/ still great!
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December 22, 2011 on What Are Your Favorite Holiday TV Specials?
the first time i realized the truth about santa, i saw the christmas episode of hanging with mr cooper. mr cooper didnt believe in santa but then something something there were gifts anyway? i couldnt believe i didnt figure it out since 75% of christmas episodes are about the main curmudgeon not believing. mr cooper does not hang with santa.
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December 22, 2011 on What Are Your Favorite Holiday TV Specials?
my favorite "i like christmas but i dont want to seem like a psycho with my mug of cocoa and burl ives songs" jams are some chill christmas covers by joel rakes. http://christmas.joelrakes.com/ very soothing when you are wrapping presents and the paper tears at the corner and then you put the gift tag over the tear but it looks stupid and you try to move it but the tear gets bigger and you think about making a patch but will anyone notice?
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December 14, 2011 on Just A Nice Holiday Themed Internet Video: “Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy” On Glass Harp
i have christmas spirit, i just realized i was clenching my jaw really hard. these people stress me out and i am thankful that i dont know them personally.
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December 6, 2011 on This Is Today’s Holiday Themed Internet Video
ugh why is that so small?? whatever
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December 6, 2011 on Who Should Play Young Jesus In The Young Jesus Movie?!
adult with their head in a basket!!! http://i.imgur.com/hwY9h.jpg
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December 6, 2011 on Who Should Play Young Jesus In The Young Jesus Movie?!
this is going to sound mean, but i felt a deep sense of relief that 1) i didnt have to watch the whole thing. you can just turn it off! 2) these people don't know me and ask me for compliments i didnt realize it until 3 minutes into the video and it turns out i was so tense about it!!
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December 5, 2011 on This Is Today’s Holiday Themed Internet Video
"this is what happens when you find a sweater in the alps!" you get to wear the sweater and then people are like "nice sweater! very alpine" and then also someone hands you a mug of hot chocolate
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December 2, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: “The Dude” Sweater And Jeff Bridges’s Self-Titled Record
also one time i went to a taping of the 700 club. im pretty cool, is what im saying.
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November 28, 2011 on Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing?
speaking as someone who semi-regularly watched the 700 club from 2002-2007, pat robertson is an extreme wheatgrass smoothie old timey health nut, which is probably why he is still alive/has a head shaped like an alien. i would not be suprised if he hasnt actually eaten at a restaurant in 30 years. there are creepy fitness segments where hes always lifting weights with his old man arms and touting the benefits of royal jelly. another cool thing about the 700 club is that it pretends to be a "news magazine" type show and has a short headlines portion, but mysteriously all of the headlines are about israel. gotta get all those jewish dudes together so the world can end, you know.
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November 28, 2011 on Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing?
DID YOU GUYS READ THE ARTICLEEEEEEEEEEE "A posse of friends—a bawdy band of homeboys with names like Gorilla, Kleetus, and Dirty P.—trailed Guy everywhere, and his manager, Tom Nelson, took to calling himself "the consigliore." The group became known as the Garlic Mafia, and Fieri styled himself as the mob boss."
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October 18, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri
signed in just to barf. barffff. i hear guy fieri is poker buddies with thomas kinkade.
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October 18, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri
i hope its like when gumby would just walk into a book. i hope the movie is claymation. i hope lydia is depicted as a blockhead.
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October 11, 2011 on Hey Ladies, Are You Ready For Another Pride & Prejudice Movie?!