Comments from TalbainJ

Having actually been to a Bruins game this year I can confirm that Bruins Kid does NOT go to every game (or at least he wasn't at the one I was at (which would prove he doesn't go to every game (oh god i'm using too many of these)))) The first guy does, however, and he's infinitely more awesome IMHO.
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May 16, 2009 on I Love The Bruins Kid
According to Esquire, who's seen the finished product, this is just a horribly misleading trailer that contains probably 75% of the full movie's action. It is supposed to retain the book's plot and ideals and be amazing.
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May 15, 2009 on The Road Trailer Tries To carry The Fire
And just this season, when Kenneth was trying to woo the blind chick, someone (Kenneth? Grizz or DotCom?) sang a horrible McDonald impression.
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May 15, 2009 on Last Night’s Star-Studded 30 Rock Kidney Benefit Song
Wait, so we're going to have 9 and Nine out in theaters in the same season? That would be an awkward slipup, although it'd be easy to see both on one ticket. "I went to see a movie called Nine, I assumed this was it!"
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May 14, 2009 on Nine: The Most Expensive Chanel #5 Commercial Ever
Just show me pictures of all the fratboys lining up for the Mamma Mia! / Chicago double feature, and I'll believe it.
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May 14, 2009 on Nine: The Most Expensive Chanel #5 Commercial Ever
We need a sequel: McG, An Adult, Raps To A Community College English Class About Safe Sex
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May 14, 2009 on You Can Make It Up: McG, An Adult, Attends An English Class
"to which the internet responded with a collective, not-unlikely: "Nine to next year's Oscars: Shit, we made this one year too late, we're gonna lose to The Road." Hopefully, I fixed that for you. It doesn't look horrible (mainly because I love DDL) but as a male I'm probably going to skip this one.
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May 14, 2009 on Nine: The Most Expensive Chanel #5 Commercial Ever
This is probably too soon, but I'm too baffled to know for sure.
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May 14, 2009 on We Have To Talk About The Fringe Finale
Relax, Nerd!
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May 14, 2009 on Lost: Season Finale
On par with Across The Universe on levels of pain.
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May 14, 2009 on Here’s How Those Gross Domino’s Pasta Bread Bowls Are Made
This isn't much of a Dare. You've been getting off easy. Watching Saw movies and taking a TV tour bus with an ugly T-shirt is nothing compared to getting up at 4AM for The Today Show and having to sit through The View (LIVE The View!) while male. Gabe, seriously, go all out next time.
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May 13, 2009 on Double Dog: I Took A TV Bus Tour Alone In A “Just Jack” Tshirt
As a skier, I do wish we could learn from this accident and get more people to wear helmets on the slope. Idiot teenagers + stupid moves + iPods - helmet = brain damage or death
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May 13, 2009 on Natasha Richardson’s Death Continues To Be Handled In A Classy And Non-Exploitative Way
I was actually invited to a New Moon midnight release party last night (no joke). It's a dress-up party. I said I'd be Stephanie Meyer's writing ability, because it doesn't exist.
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May 12, 2009 on St. Louis Woman Disturbs The Natural Order Of Garbage
From the creators of Transmorphers!
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May 12, 2009 on Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus Was Clearly $10 Well Spent
It's me from 48 hours in the future! I failed miserably!
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May 11, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hanging Up
I wonder if that painting will show up on my AP Art History exam on Wednesday. It looks significant.
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May 11, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hanging Up
It was like Star Trek: LOST. It was also pretty badass, I'm glad I was dragged to it
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May 11, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Star Trek
"Transformers, turn into stuff and move out!" "I'm Jason Bourne and I'm giving you an ultimatum" "I have had it with these motherfucking reptiles on this motherfucking aircraft!"
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May 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 3
Having just completed a Bioethics course (I got a B+!) I can say: Yes. That proves it is not viable.
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May 7, 2009 on Finally! A Pro-Life Version Of A Few Good Men
I haven't heard Rivers brag about hundreds of great songs in his catalog. Prince is understandable because of fucking LotusFlower or whatever the shit, with 50 songs or something, but 10 =! a lot.
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May 7, 2009 on Trent Reznor Previews Tour, Disses Prince In Fan Q&A
Why would you go to KFC for grilled chicken? That's completely against their marketing standpoint, which is 1) Sell Fried Chicken. There is no #2.
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May 6, 2009 on It’s Oprah’s World, We Just Riot Over Chicken In It
Wait, the Red Album only had ten songs. Most of them were terrible, but still, unless he's counting Alone and the other B-Side releases, it shouldn't count.
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May 6, 2009 on Trent Reznor Previews Tour, Disses Prince In Fan Q&A
BTDubs: This IS peddling to racial tendencies. It was cool that they're going back to hand-drawn; it's cool there's a first black princess (kind of depressing there was a black Prez before a black main Disney character) but the fact that they had to change the plot of the movie because people were crying "Racist!" at the fact that Tiana's original name was Maddy and that she was a housekeeper shows what's wrong with things. Am I hoping this turns out OK? Yes, I really like Lassater's approach. Am I fearing the worst? Of course. (Still- Maddy is a perfectly acceptable name! It has no relation to "Mammy"! I'm not going to get into how Tiana is actually more racist...)
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May 5, 2009 on The Princess And The Frog Looks Terrible.
So it was Fake Rap before Fake Rap was made a thing by the Internet?
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May 4, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Bulworth
But next we'll get McFarlane taking over The Simpsons, and then it's just two short steps until we reach SMOX where he acts in every male role in every show aired. (They'll clone him a few times for football and baseball)
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May 4, 2009 on Seth MacFarlane’s Cleveland Picked Up For Second Season!
Was that guy in the gym trying to seduce me? Coughing like that into his big ripped muscles all the while never taking his eyes off me?
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May 4, 2009 on “Cough Into Your Sleeve!”
And then, in an epic plot twist, he undercooks the meat and contracts swine flu, and tragically dies of it. They'll make a special Oscar for Hugh where Oscar is peeing his pants.
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May 4, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men Origins: Wolverine