Comments from tastystuff1

As someone who has actually worked with primates before (Spider, Capuchin, and Squirrel monkeys, which aren't chimps but share many of the same social habits and characteristics), let me say that adult male primates don't ALWAYS bash the brains out of babies that aren't theirs. During my time working with monkeys, I unfortunately had to witness adult male spider monkeys kill a baby that wasn't theirs, but I also witness on two occasions male monkeys from completely different family groups help take care of babies that weren't theirs, even if the mother was around (I even saw male capuchins caring for squirrel monkeys as if they were their own babies). The caring and nurturing instinct of primates is incredible and adorable and you are being a buzz kill, but I'm still not gonna downvote you.
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April 21, 2011 on Chimpanzee Trailer, You Guys
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Am I doing this right?
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November 11, 2010 on Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies
Wait, if he was at military school, why does he have a University of Oregon flag in his room?
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June 18, 2009 on Penn Badgley Is About To Not Hit The Big Time
I never like to give credit to Scientology, ever, but I do have to admit that they do have pretty successful marketing
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June 17, 2009 on Big Surprise: The New Scientology Ads Are Creepy, Insane
I love monkeys, however, I do not love monkeys in my shirt, because when they are considerably larger than a marmoset, it is not an entirely pleasant experience.
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June 12, 2009 on Some People Do Not Deserve Their Baby Monkeys
Oh man, I went to a party at Reed once, and I actually almost died.
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June 5, 2009 on College Will Turn Your Daughter Into A Pregnant Liberal Who Hates Cookies
I was so close to rolling down the hill during Animal Collective, but then the part of my brain that makes smart decisions stopped me.
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June 2, 2009 on What One Man Can Dance Another Can Dance
(802): that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
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June 1, 2009 on The MTV Movie Awards: Just The Funny Parts
I am glad Ann is not my grandmother.
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May 21, 2009 on Old Folks Review Dan Deacon, Bon Iver
I was feeling pretty shitty, and then this gave me a happy seizure, so, I guess I kind of solved a problem. Also, I am totally bringing my entire xtreme jumprope team to a Ponytails show
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May 6, 2009 on New Ponytail Video – “Celebrate The Body Electric (It Came From An Angel)”