You Taste Like A Burger

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If there's any consensus in the comments, that's it. (I also surprised by the placement of Bitches Brew.) Good list. Obviously everyone has their own ranking. I appreciate the mix of acoustic and electric miles.
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November 7, 2014 on Miles Davis Albums From Worst To Best
Oh come on. Next thing, people will be saying that a black guy should have sang "Mammy" instead of Jack Rabinowitz.
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May 23, 2014 on Laura Jane Grace Criticizes Arcade Fire’s Pro-LGBT “We Exist” Video
I was actually in the Disney World Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular, circa 1995. My sister and mom volunteered me and that day's Drake called me up. I remember giving an "evil laugh" (amplified by their crack special effects crew) and then having a death scene. The Academy snubbed me.
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January 23, 2014 on Saturday Night Live: Drake
American Horror Story: Jaqueline Bissette's Speech
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January 13, 2014 on Best New Party Game: Golden Globes Movies
"It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus" Exactly! This is why no straight men ever want anal sex from their female partners.
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December 18, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I had an Irish Catholic babysitter who told me when I was 4 or 5 that the Jews killed Jesus. Horrified, I confronted my parents with this fact. They killed the babysitter and used her blood to make matzohs. That or they just fired her. Either way, I never saw her again.
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December 17, 2013 on Christmas With Uncle Kirk Cameron Seems Like A Real Drag
ONE Direction, pp. They dance in ONE Direction. That's what makes them special.
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December 9, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Paul Rudd And One Direction
If I say "People actually watch the musical performances?", is that as obnoxious as saying, "People still watch SNL?" jk, 1D 4lyfe.
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December 9, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Paul Rudd And One Direction
Sorry, couldn't make it -- I was watching The Fifth Estate.
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November 11, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Thor: The Dark World
Sorry. I had to return some videotapes. Except the Blockbuster was closed. For good. So I can't use *that* excuse anymore.
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October 22, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Fifth Estate
"Supposedly, when you’re in the bathrooms at a Pizza Hut, you will feel cold spots and hear whispering.” Weird. Explosive diarrhea for me.
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October 22, 2013 on UNDENIABLE Evidence: Ghost Caught On Video In A Long Island Pizza Hut!!!
Tim League, the CEO of Alamo Drafthouse, has banned Madonna from watching movies at Alamo Drafthouse for life after a story came out about her texting during the movie 12 Years A Slave That's nothing. My mailman once caught my friend Jerry making out with a girl during Schindler's List.
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October 15, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
It's been a pretty white life, btw.
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September 13, 2013 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s English Garden Party
That was the whitest 1:18 of my life.
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September 13, 2013 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s English Garden Party
Hey, any time you can make a $200M movie for an audience of 20,000 people, you have to definitely not do that.
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September 11, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Going to the 10/11 Webster Hall show. Psyched.
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September 3, 2013 on Slow Magic – “Youth Group” (Stereogum Premiere)
Man! And it's not even like That 70's Show remains available and popular in syndication, right?
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August 15, 2013 on Oh No, Laura Prepon Is (Maybe?!) Leaving Orange Is The New Black!
It's as if somehow Martin Scorcese knew this day would come. Swing away, Merrill. Swing away.
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August 8, 2013 on Mark Wahlberg Lets A Friend Know His True Feelings About Being Mistaken For Matt Damon
They should have known that hiring my dad to design their t-shirt using Word 1995 was a poor business decision.
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August 8, 2013 on Explaining Your “Amy’s Baking Company” T-Shirt To A Friend
"No doubt, my man. & u kno I would of saved the Pentagon but for that ill case of merc poizng."
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July 30, 2013 on What Else Do Celebs Text Each Other About, Do You Think?
"Hey Gabe, quitting's cool, no big deal. I can see your new blog from my merch site." -- Sarah Palin
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July 30, 2013 on What Else Do Celebs Text Each Other About, Do You Think?
I'm scattering Gabe's ashes outside the Neue Galerie because I love Gustav Klimt and his paintings are meaningful to me. You are feel free to join.
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July 29, 2013 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown (Redux)
You're right -- she's not David Duke in oven mitts. David Duke's cholesterol is under 400.
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July 25, 2013 on Kicking Paula Deen While She Is Down, But Also She Deserves It
Dead horse is delicious if you bread it and cook it with enough butter and awl.
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July 25, 2013 on Kicking Paula Deen While She Is Down, But Also She Deserves It