You Taste Like A Burger

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If there's any consensus in the comments, that's it. (I also surprised by the placement of Bitches Brew.) Good list. Obviously everyone has their own ranking. I appreciate the mix of acoustic and electric miles.
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November 7, 2014 on Miles Davis Albums From Worst To Best
Oh come on. Next thing, people will be saying that a black guy should have sang "Mammy" instead of Jack Rabinowitz.
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May 23, 2014 on Laura Jane Grace Criticizes Arcade Fire’s Pro-LGBT “We Exist” Video
I was actually in the Disney World Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular, circa 1995. My sister and mom volunteered me and that day's Drake called me up. I remember giving an "evil laugh" (amplified by their crack special effects crew) and then having a death scene. The Academy snubbed me.
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January 23, 2014 on Saturday Night Live: Drake
American Horror Story: Jaqueline Bissette's Speech
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January 13, 2014 on Best New Party Game: Golden Globes Movies
"It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus" Exactly! This is why no straight men ever want anal sex from their female partners.
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December 18, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I had an Irish Catholic babysitter who told me when I was 4 or 5 that the Jews killed Jesus. Horrified, I confronted my parents with this fact. They killed the babysitter and used her blood to make matzohs. That or they just fired her. Either way, I never saw her again.
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December 17, 2013 on Christmas With Uncle Kirk Cameron Seems Like A Real Drag
ONE Direction, pp. They dance in ONE Direction. That's what makes them special.
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December 9, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Paul Rudd And One Direction
If I say "People actually watch the musical performances?", is that as obnoxious as saying, "People still watch SNL?" jk, 1D 4lyfe.
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December 9, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Paul Rudd And One Direction
Sorry, couldn't make it -- I was watching The Fifth Estate.
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November 11, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Thor: The Dark World
Sorry. I had to return some videotapes. Except the Blockbuster was closed. For good. So I can't use *that* excuse anymore.
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October 22, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Fifth Estate
"Supposedly, when you’re in the bathrooms at a Pizza Hut, you will feel cold spots and hear whispering.” Weird. Explosive diarrhea for me.
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October 22, 2013 on UNDENIABLE Evidence: Ghost Caught On Video In A Long Island Pizza Hut!!!
Tim League, the CEO of Alamo Drafthouse, has banned Madonna from watching movies at Alamo Drafthouse for life after a story came out about her texting during the movie 12 Years A Slave That's nothing. My mailman once caught my friend Jerry making out with a girl during Schindler's List.
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October 15, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
It's been a pretty white life, btw.
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September 13, 2013 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s English Garden Party
That was the whitest 1:18 of my life.
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September 13, 2013 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s English Garden Party
Hey, any time you can make a $200M movie for an audience of 20,000 people, you have to definitely not do that.
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September 11, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Going to the 10/11 Webster Hall show. Psyched.
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September 3, 2013 on Slow Magic – “Youth Group” (Stereogum Premiere)
Man! And it's not even like That 70's Show remains available and popular in syndication, right?
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August 15, 2013 on Oh No, Laura Prepon Is (Maybe?!) Leaving Orange Is The New Black!