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The Hank 1 bottle Coors
+11 | 8/9/13 3:08 PM
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It's as if somehow Martin Scorcese knew this day would come. Swing away, Merrill. Swing away.
+10 | 8/8/13 5:46 PM
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HORSESHARKNADO!
+5 | 8/8/13 2:07 PM
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They should have known that hiring my dad to design their t-shirt using Word 1995 was a poor business decision.
+16 | 8/8/13 12:48 PM
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"No doubt, my man. & u kno I would of saved the Pentagon but for that ill case of merc poizng."
+5 | 7/30/13 3:41 PM
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"Hey Gabe, quitting's cool, no big deal. I can see your new blog from my merch site." -- Sarah Palin
+13 | 7/30/13 3:38 PM
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I'm scattering Gabe's ashes outside the Neue Galerie because I love Gustav Klimt and his paintings are meaningful to me. You are feel free to join.
+28 | 7/29/13 6:07 PM
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My rebuttal: Have a neat summer.
+1 | 7/26/13 2:39 PM
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You're right -- she's not David Duke in oven mitts. David Duke's cholesterol is under 400.
+1 | 7/25/13 2:59 PM
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Dead horse is delicious if you bread it and cook it with enough butter and awl.
+16 | 7/25/13 12:30 PM
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I think Cream of Sum Yung Gai takes that prize.
+1 | 6/19/13 3:17 PM
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Totes
+1 | 4/23/13 7:24 PM
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Is that a banana in your pocket?
+4 | 4/23/13 7:23 PM
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I *do* get it!
+9 | 4/23/13 2:51 PM
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I saw it on an airplane so I win.
0 | 4/17/13 11:56 AM
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That's when you take a five-fingered discount.
0 | 4/17/13 11:55 AM
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Family Guy? (Not a fan, but that seems to fit your criteria.)
0 | 4/11/13 5:07 PM
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Koko, shhh, not here!
+7 | 4/11/13 5:01 PM
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I thought you were not trying to be rude?
+3 | 4/11/13 3:52 PM
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Can't wait for the "Mr. Wendal 2013 Remix"!
+4 | 4/10/13 12:32 PM
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Thoseare...........some NICE...........PICtures.
0 | 4/3/13 2:05 PM
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Korine's a PLAGIARIST
0 | 3/26/13 10:15 AM
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"Same Haggadah" I meant. You know what that is because you watched Gossip Girl.
0 | 3/25/13 4:44 PM
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Everything I know about Passover I learned from reading the same freakin' Seder *twice* every single year. Two days in a row! The same exact thing! Let's mix it up a little!
0 | 3/25/13 4:43 PM
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Can I just say that I hate, with a passion, all things TED related? I *hate* the way they all talk the same. I *hate* the way that whatever they're speaking about is *so very* deep and important. I *hate* the way they idolize nitwits like Elizabeth Gilbert.
0 | 3/25/13 4:40 PM
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Apropros of nothing, if Greta Gerwig did not exist, Lena Dunham would be compelled to invent that name. Hannah Horvath Marnie Michaels Shoshanna Shapiro Jessa Johansson Greta Gerwig
0 | 3/21/13 6:08 PM
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If only the junior high school librarian would have been so magnanimous in defeat, my good friend Dick Hertz and I wouldn't have gotten detention.
+6 | 3/15/13 2:55 PM
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Sorry, koko, I just got out of a long relationship.
+11 | 3/15/13 12:30 PM
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There is a 100% chance that every bouncer working on The Steve Wilkos Show thinks he's gonna get his own show.
+41 | 3/14/13 7:02 PM
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Good try Koko!
+8 | 3/11/13 7:02 PM
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The Living Daylight Savings
+12 | 3/11/13 5:31 PM
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I think it's been great the whole time and trust them to do whatever they want going forward. I even love that silly little theme song (trivia: written by BJ Novak's brother).
0 | 3/8/13 5:39 PM
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I thought Hart was OK (I'm not a huge fan of his comedy although he seems like a nice enough guy) but did anyone else notice that he couldn't read the cue cards all night? Z-Shirts -- particularly the punchline by way of the funeral -- was really funny.
+3 | 3/4/13 1:58 PM
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Pimps and hoes parties, plural. Get it right.
+4 | 2/26/13 4:15 PM
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I wasn't going to join Joe Carroll's cult, but I didn't know until now that it pays $5706 a month! Sign me up!
0 | 2/13/13 11:50 AM
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Aaaaand someone already made this joke.
+3 | 2/13/13 11:36 AM
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I said to myself, how can Olivia Wilde be engaged to John Krasinski?
+1 | 2/13/13 11:35 AM
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Christopher McDonald eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast
+1 | 2/13/13 11:34 AM
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You mean Jeremy Steels (fake Jeremy Irons)? Just finished the whole shebang this weekend. Very good show. I didn't realize until episode 12 that there would be another season coming. So I was confused and then mildly disappointed and then happy.
+3 | 2/11/13 5:32 PM
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How dare you sir! They were not Koronet slices, but they were hardly Totinos!
+1 | 2/5/13 11:23 AM
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