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Someone break into Billy Crystal's home to teach him a lesson about hosting the Oscars.
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February 26, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
AS game defense is the best defense. Watching people miss open layups is pretty entertaining.
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February 26, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
This sure is a great all-star game, right guys?!
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February 26, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
The remaining chef's families must be super annoyed that they still have to watch this now terrible show.
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February 23, 2012 on Top Chef S09E15: Open Thread
I really hope each person asks him if he wants to rehearse first before they shoot their videos. Then busts out one of Gabe's awesome shirts under a jacket.
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February 16, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Brett Ratner Is Directing Some PSAs For GLAAD
Odd way for Kelly to come out as a baby skinner.
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January 23, 2012 on Animatronic Baby: Not As Scary As You’d Think?
Thank you Kelly this made my day much better.
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January 20, 2012 on Goodbye, Shoppers! Goodbye, Week!
Way cooler if it was Marky Mark and he found a way to dance/white rap Hitler to death.
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January 19, 2012 on You Can Make It Up: Mark Wahlberg Stops World War II
Who wants to join my Cussing Club? We just yell obscenities at each other for an hour every day.
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January 18, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: A Baby Is Going To Say A Curse On Modern Family
I don't really have anything constructive to add except that this is probably my favorite tv show currently on the air. It was kind of terrible when it started but has become wonderful and you should all watch it!
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January 13, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Kelly don't take your Aaron Paul betrayal anger out on these babies, though they are sort of jerks and they kind of have Hitler hair.
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January 13, 2012 on Everyone You Love Will Someday Hurt You
I wonder how Paula Dean got type 2 diabetes,
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January 13, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Your special should be titled "Kelly Conaboy: Girl Who Makes Unfair Comment Contest Rules" Just Kidding! That is a terrible name for a special.
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January 13, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: John Mulaney’s New In Town
Are we certain Clooney isn't just a super well disguised psychopath? He is charming, seemingly without emotion and he waits 7 years to get revenge.
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January 13, 2012 on Important Pranks Update From Hollywood, California
"The Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC!" It delights me every time I hear the new name of his Super PAC.
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January 13, 2012 on Stephen Colbert Is I Guess Running For President?
You might say the whole process was Troublesome! You know, if you're a jerk who like bad puns.
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January 12, 2012 on A Woman Paid 50,000 To Clone Her Dog?
Each minute 48 hours of video is uploaded but 47 of those hours are just Aaron Paul tribute videos so... yay!
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January 12, 2012 on Eww, Is The Internet The Future Of Television?
Can't I just microwave the slipers I already own? Or do the terrorists win if I do that.
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January 12, 2012 on Girl Stuff: Hot Booties!
I plan to work in Toronto so I decided I should move to Alaska. I mean who really wants to live in the same state/country of where you actually want to work.
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January 11, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Bristol Palin Is Leaving Hollywood
PETA is pretty kind to animals, also they are assholes. I don't think Gabe is trying too hard, this hate comes naturally to him.
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January 11, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole
Is there anything more terrifying than having to catch something in front of a group of people? Seriously I get nightmares about this shit.
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January 10, 2012 on I Guess It’s Fine, Do What You Want With The Ice Cream
"She’s not a 40-year-old scouring the bar for younger men in her ’80s gear" I don't understand what she means when she says this. Are there women out there who are wearing 80's gear trying to get younger men? I know I'm super attracted to older women in 80's gear but I thought it was just me
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January 9, 2012 on The Creator Of CougarLife Describes A World That We All Understand And Can Relate To, I’m Sure
I guess her screams are better than the Atlanta grape lady, and by better I mean less funny.
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January 9, 2012 on Reporter Gives An Honest Reaction To A Slide
Identical twins creep me out. I knew twin brothers in elementary school and at a sleepover once they slept in the same sleeping bag. What I am saying is I would like to date identical twin sisters now.
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January 9, 2012 on I Guess Everybody Should Just Make A Video About The Celebrity They Like?
Let's all be in Bridesmaids 2!
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January 9, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Youtube user easternarchitecture says it best in his comment on that youtube video: "shakespeare that bro needs to be taught a lesson. the bard? more like the fart" So uh if I win give my prize to him also give him a Pulitzer. I tried for like 10 mins to think of a better Shakespeare joke and failed.
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January 6, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: A Signed Copy Of Chris Gethard’s A Bad Idea I’m About To Do And A Personalized CALL OUT!
Did they stop doing these because they finally figured out that seeing someone with a milk mustache makes absolutely no one want milk?
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January 6, 2012 on Had Milk?
Uh Gabe, the MTV movie award is known as the Golden Popcorn award not the moonman. Ugh yuck to me for knowing this,
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January 6, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys