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PETA is pretty kind to animals, also they are assholes. I don't think Gabe is trying too hard, this hate comes naturally to him.
Is there anything more terrifying than having to catch something in front of a group of people? Seriously I get nightmares about this shit.
"She’s not a 40-year-old scouring the bar for younger men in her ’80s gear" I don't understand what she means when she says this. Are there women out there who are wearing 80's gear trying to get younger men? I know I'm super attracted to older women in 80's gear but I thought it was just me
I guess her screams are better than the Atlanta grape lady, and by better I mean less funny.
Identical twins creep me out. I knew twin brothers in elementary school and at a sleepover once they slept in the same sleeping bag. What I am saying is I would like to date identical twin sisters now.
Let's all be in Bridesmaids 2!
Youtube user easternarchitecture says it best in his comment on that youtube video: "shakespeare that bro needs to be taught a lesson. the bard? more like the fart" So uh if I win give my prize to him also give him a Pulitzer. I tried for like 10 mins to think of a better Shakespeare joke and failed.
Did they stop doing these because they finally figured out that seeing someone with a milk mustache makes absolutely no one want milk?
Uh Gabe, the MTV movie award is known as the Golden Popcorn award not the moonman. Ugh yuck to me for knowing this,
Do people work out with their nieces? Is this a thing I missed?
I feel like this show is just an insanely elaborate "To Catch a Preadator" spinoff and after 5 seasons or so Chris Hansen is going to show up to ask America awkward questions then arrest them. Life is more fun in my head.
Are you like a cyborg? Your posts are spam but like how Kanye would do spam if he were half cyborg I guess? It does delight me. Though I don't think anyone reading comments on this website can afford www.richsinglesclub.com
I feel like the kid on the box is going to steal my soul.
The chant "Go Mom, it's Jesus birthday" shall surely live on forever.
New Years Resolution: Get ABBA to reunite, use their power to reinstate the monarchy in Sweden, gain absolute power and reign terror for decades.
Ashton's descent into madness was much less interesting than Charlie Sheen's, but still very sad.
I'm new here and I already like you all more than my real family! Well my real family is mostly dead but still it's a big deal!
Does it depress you that you know her son-in-law's name?
It's oddly mesmerizing that she managed to make that terrible song even worse. It's not even a song its just a fucking list of places!!!
Kelly, telling me there is a Louis c.k. video and then linking me to a Geico ad does not fulfill the Louis c.k. promise. For shame.
Equal opportunity disappointment.
Wrong episode numbers are confusing me, you are not top scallop Gabe.
The Toyota product placement was especially ugh this episode. "Oh my this car we are going to win is soooo roomy and it has gps! Because that isn't a feature that literally every car has nowadays."