the ghost wankerer

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Actually in the last episode they showed that Todd has some sort of obsession developing over Lydia… he really wants to please her and get the purity level of the cooks up, that’s why he’s taken Jesse.

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September 16, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”

my understanding of the whole thing takes a bit of sorting out as well. my thinking was that walt had saul (huell) lift the ricin off of jesse- he didnt want jesse to have possession of it anymore since he knew gus & mike were involving jesse more, trying to turn him against walt. after gus threatens walt’s family, and he finds the money is gone etc he’s sitting by the pool spinning that gun, until it points to his lily of the valley plant. he connects that he knows kids sometimes are poisoned by this plant with gus’s history of using children, and how that history was the one thing that made jesse so enraged he almost got himself killed over it. he realizes he has a chance to manipulate jesse into uniting with him in taking gus down- he can make jesse think gus poisoned brock in attempt to frame walt. and jesse had to think the poisoning was the ricin otherwise he probably wouldnt connect it to walt, who could convince him it was gus- because gus wants to tear them apart, he uses children, he’s framing walt etc.

the only thing i get confused on is when jesse holds walt at gun point in his house later, jesse actually tells walt that he figured out huell had taken the ricin off him in saul’s office. i guess walt convinced jesse he was imagining huell pickpocketing him (because then if he did, that would mean saul was stealing it under gus’s orders, and then they wouldnt be able to trust saul anymore, right? ahhhhh head explosion)

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August 28, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E11: When A Fire Starts To Burn, Right? And It Starts To Spread?

I REMEMBER IT!

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August 16, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Dr. Asshole, I presume?

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August 9, 2012 on Maybe We Actually Should #GETHAZED

I just think, the movie exists, and therefore pretty much proves that Shrek is real. Otherwise, why would all these men have created these sections of film that were out of sequence originally and put them together to make one cohesive narrative which tells of Shrek’s existence? The evidence is irrefutable!

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August 1, 2012 on Journalistic Think Piece: Is Shrek Real?

You’re totally right, Joy is not like Elisabeth, who obviously is justified in being famous because she used to host The Look For Less on TLC. And now we are privileged enough to have her be one of the most outspoken neocon antifeminists on network tv!

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July 31, 2012 on The Ladies Of The View Solve It All, As Usual

it is the most abominable fucking writing i have ever seen, and the story is just as bad. i feel very sad that people actually want to read TWILIGHT FANFICTION to feel sexy or something. i guess this is what happens when people pretend that sexuality is some sacred bullshit and not just a normal part of themselves.

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July 31, 2012 on Rumor SQUASHED!! Emma Watson Is NOT Doing Fifty Shades Adaptation

Final Destination

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July 19, 2012 on Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie

that’s fine, i definitely believe you. i just dont think it would be a general point of contention or matter if she was a man.

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July 19, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Nominations

Calista and Cindy McCain need to get back to their alien princess ship

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July 19, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Snooki With The Gingriches Tweeted By Calista Gingrich

It is totally legit to have the opinion that Girls is not a good show, but for as much criticism as she receives for having famous parents and opportunities most of would never have, I feel like no one would care about her connections if she was a man. Her story is the story of every other dude in hollywood, but everyone seems to be pretty okay with privileged men producing shitty quality work.

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July 19, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Nominations

did you know the ‘tea party’ now thinks V for Vendetta is THEIR movie?! haha

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July 18, 2012 on Rush Limbaugh Uncovers Liberal Plot Buried In The Dark Knight Rises

well more people probably are going to see this movie than will vote in november

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July 18, 2012 on Rush Limbaugh Uncovers Liberal Plot Buried In The Dark Knight Rises

no one’s sexual orientation should matter to the world. but i guess the idea that compels people here is that when celebrities like tom cruise and john travolta appear to go to lengths to hide or deny their sexuality, it seems like they are making a statement that homosexuality is wrong and gross in general, not just on an ashamed personal level. continuing to orchestrate a myth about being straight manly dudes is what they are comfortable with and that is no one’s business, but at the same time it kind of continues to back the idea that there is something wrong with being anything other than a big hetero man hunk.

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July 17, 2012 on Q: Which Famous Person Needs To Just Come Out Already? (A: None Of The Above.)

As far as I know Jared Leto is still Jared Leto and NOT Jordan Catalano, and Jordan Catalano doesn’t really exist but still totally ruined my expectations for high school so whatever, god.

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July 17, 2012 on Katie Holmes’ Marriage Proves Existence Of God

it is funny and depressing enough when people do this video for real, we don’t need another nerdy white boy parody of it.

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July 13, 2012 on The Worst Song Of The Summer, 2012

Kind Of an unfortunate name. But she is pretty so I am sure she has gotten over it.

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July 13, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

Our generation’s Snape kills Dumbledore

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July 13, 2012 on Did David Letterman Spoil The Ending To Dark Knight Rises?!?!

QT BRITZ omg how dare u say anything about K.Stew & R.Patz and A.Garf & E.Sto their luv is real.

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July 12, 2012 on Teen Korner: Does Andrew Garfield Hate Robert Pattinson?!?!?!

I guess this is better than the old people that come in and hand you a 5% tip wrapped in a pamphlet about how women who paint their faces are still harlots in the eyes of jesus. I GUESS.

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July 12, 2012 on Hey, This Is Nice: Family Fulfills Deceased Man’s $500 Tip Wish