the narrator

Comments from the narrator

New Girl

+10 |
September 28, 2011 on What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom?

For you.

+Array |
September 1, 2011 on The Margaret Trailer Is Here!

I’ve been saying this for years, “People who wear cowboy hats kill people.”

+6 |
September 1, 2011 on The Margaret Trailer Is Here!

Could you hold the yogurt closer to the camera? I’m having trouble reading the top.

+9 |
September 1, 2011 on This Is Just A Very Good Yogurt With Fruit On The Bottom Review

“She was asking for it.” – The mother being interviewed by police

+Array |
August 30, 2011 on MORE SAND!

He played music videos on MTV instead of this show.

+6 |
August 29, 2011 on Justin Bieber Has Punk’d His First Victim

I thought we were calling Kelly, “Gabe” and Gabe, “Hard-Gabe.”

+23 |
July 21, 2011 on Someone Get Some Salsa Music Behind This Dancing Porcupine!

Why is glass always fucking with the animal kingdom?

Get a hobby, glass!

+16 |
July 21, 2011 on Someone Get Some Salsa Music Behind This Dancing Porcupine!

I was walking in a store one day, when I heard, “I’d hit that.” I knew that I just met my future wife.

It was the perfect line.

+20 |
July 21, 2011 on Learn To Flirt

The real winner is the Metric System.

+37 |
July 20, 2011 on “There Are 352 Feet In A Yard” Is OUR Generation’s Self-Potato

of your EXs.*

How the hell did over sneak in there?

+7 |
July 20, 2011 on The Guy Code

I have a feeling that I would not be interested in any over your EXs.

Guy Code accomplished.

+9 |
July 20, 2011 on The Guy Code

Will these talking vagina commercials ever stop?

+63 |
July 20, 2011 on Ryan Gosling “Hey Girl” Meme IRL OMG

You should, my wife is an e-whore.

+3 |
June 22, 2011 on Britney Spears’ New Comedy Video: “I Wanna Go”

It has been a while since I’ve been in the Ball.

+16 |
June 17, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Probably a double major.

+8 |
June 16, 2011 on Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools

I like to think I’m educated and I say fuck all the time.

+26 |
June 16, 2011 on Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools

NO, Abracadabra, NO, Too SEXY

+4 |
June 16, 2011 on “Abracadabra”

Did James Franco need another job really?

+8 |
June 15, 2011 on Dan Humphrey IS Jeff Buckley