the narrator

Comments from the narrator

New Girl
+10 |
September 28, 2011 on What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom?
For you. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8pd7OQZL1qa623v.gif
+Array |
September 1, 2011 on The Margaret Trailer Is Here!
I’ve been saying this for years, “People who wear cowboy hats kill people.”
+6 |
September 1, 2011 on The Margaret Trailer Is Here!
Could you hold the yogurt closer to the camera? I’m having trouble reading the top.
+9 |
September 1, 2011 on This Is Just A Very Good Yogurt With Fruit On The Bottom Review
“She was asking for it.” – The mother being interviewed by police
+Array |
August 30, 2011 on MORE SAND!
He played music videos on MTV instead of this show.
+6 |
August 29, 2011 on Justin Bieber Has Punk’d His First Victim
I thought we were calling Kelly, "Gabe" and Gabe, "Hard-Gabe."
+23 |
July 21, 2011 on Someone Get Some Salsa Music Behind This Dancing Porcupine!
Why is glass always fucking with the animal kingdom? Get a hobby, glass!
+16 |
July 21, 2011 on Someone Get Some Salsa Music Behind This Dancing Porcupine!
I was walking in a store one day, when I heard, “I’d hit that.” I knew that I just met my future wife. It was the perfect line.
+20 |
July 21, 2011 on Learn To Flirt
The real winner is the Metric System.
+37 |
July 20, 2011 on “There Are 352 Feet In A Yard” Is OUR Generation’s Self-Potato
of your EXs.* How the hell did over sneak in there?
+7 |
July 20, 2011 on The Guy Code
I have a feeling that I would not be interested in any over your EXs. Guy Code accomplished.
+9 |
July 20, 2011 on The Guy Code
Will these talking vagina commercials ever stop?
+63 |
July 20, 2011 on Ryan Gosling “Hey Girl” Meme IRL OMG
You should, my wife is an e-whore.
+3 |
June 22, 2011 on Britney Spears’ New Comedy Video: “I Wanna Go”
It has been a while since I've been in the Ball. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5fl4Smk51qd8njeo1_500.gif
+16 |
June 17, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Probably a double major.
+8 |
June 16, 2011 on Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools
I like to think I’m educated and I say fuck all the time.
+26 |
June 16, 2011 on Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools
NO, Abracadabra, NO, Too SEXY
+4 |
June 16, 2011 on “Abracadabra”
Did James Franco need another job really?
+8 |
June 15, 2011 on Dan Humphrey IS Jeff Buckley