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Comments from the narrator

For you. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8pd7OQZL1qa623v.gif
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September 1, 2011 on The Margaret Trailer Is Here!
I’ve been saying this for years, “People who wear cowboy hats kill people.”
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September 1, 2011 on The Margaret Trailer Is Here!
Could you hold the yogurt closer to the camera? I’m having trouble reading the top.
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September 1, 2011 on This Is Just A Very Good Yogurt With Fruit On The Bottom Review
“She was asking for it.” – The mother being interviewed by police
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August 30, 2011 on MORE SAND!
He played music videos on MTV instead of this show.
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August 29, 2011 on Justin Bieber Has Punk’d His First Victim
I thought we were calling Kelly, "Gabe" and Gabe, "Hard-Gabe."
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July 21, 2011 on Someone Get Some Salsa Music Behind This Dancing Porcupine!
Why is glass always fucking with the animal kingdom? Get a hobby, glass!
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July 21, 2011 on Someone Get Some Salsa Music Behind This Dancing Porcupine!
I was walking in a store one day, when I heard, “I’d hit that.” I knew that I just met my future wife. It was the perfect line.
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July 21, 2011 on Learn To Flirt
of your EXs.* How the hell did over sneak in there?
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July 20, 2011 on The Guy Code
I have a feeling that I would not be interested in any over your EXs. Guy Code accomplished.
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July 20, 2011 on The Guy Code
Will these talking vagina commercials ever stop?
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July 20, 2011 on Ryan Gosling “Hey Girl” Meme IRL OMG
You should, my wife is an e-whore.
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June 22, 2011 on Britney Spears’ New Comedy Video: “I Wanna Go”
It has been a while since I've been in the Ball. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5fl4Smk51qd8njeo1_500.gif
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June 17, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Probably a double major.
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June 16, 2011 on Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools
I like to think I’m educated and I say fuck all the time.
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June 16, 2011 on Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools
NO, Abracadabra, NO, Too SEXY
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June 16, 2011 on “Abracadabra”
Did James Franco need another job really?
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June 15, 2011 on Dan Humphrey IS Jeff Buckley
You should I have rope and some “wood”. We can have some fun.
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June 15, 2011 on “Swingsetting” In Los Angeles
You know what people don’t remember fondly? Jungle Gyms. How did I not die falling off those things on to concrete? And who the hell thought concrete under a climbing area was a good idea?
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June 15, 2011 on “Swingsetting” In Los Angeles
Now I have a way to act out my cannibalistic tendencies in a safe and legal way.
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June 13, 2011 on That’s Your Hot Dog: The Happy Hot Dog Man
"I really don’t care about y’alls super witty offhand remarks that you actually spent 30 minutes coming up with in your cubicle/dorm/parent’s house." He called us super witty, YAY!
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June 10, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Yeah but it is so fast. It looks like Birdie is having a seizure. :-(
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June 10, 2011 on This Week In Gifs
I want to burn every copy of The Vow right now.
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June 10, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Dog street is lined with cats that have been run over.
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June 10, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet Episode 5