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Yeah, Inception was a pretty cool movie. I still maintain that he never really got out of the dream and that he was Tyler Durden the whole time.
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January 2, 2013 on A Look At Boardwalk Empire‘s Incredible Visual Effects
Also: can we praise the 10th Avenger in this film.... Alan Silvestri. Damn that man writes an awesome hero score.
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May 7, 2012 on The NODUHvengers, No Duh
This list is unfair.... because, No Homo, but ALL of the Avengers are totally fuckable.
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May 7, 2012 on The NODUHvengers, No Duh
I really liked the part where HOLY SHIT ALL OF THESE COOL SUPERHEROES ARE DOING REALLY COOL SUPERHERO THINGS AND THERE ARE PLENTY OF LAUGHS AND AWESOME ACTION AND I CAN STILL BE EMOTIONALLY CONNECTED BECAUSE OF CLARK GREGG AND HONESTLY I WASN'T LOOKING FOR SHAKESPEARE BUT THEY EVEN FOUND A WAY TO HUMOROUSLY ADD SHAKESPEARE AND YES! (Also: I really really want to play a superhero in a superhero movie. That is my goal in life.)
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May 7, 2012 on The NODUHvengers, No Duh
I'm actually getting to comment on Monsters Ball before 30 other people got to it?! AND I'm going to Karaoke tonight?! And it is 65 degrees outside in the middle of MARCH!?!? Holy fuck I need to go slut it up to celebrate!
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March 16, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Ohhhh, no I would totally love being on a Segway tour of the distillery district of Toronto. Why not?
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March 15, 2012 on The One Where I Took The TMZ Tour Of Hollywood
I have a sad love for the half desiring "ugh"s. Like, fuck those people, but more so because I wish I was one of them. Just like the football/lacrosse players in high school. Or 6' tall bartenders who literally have the same skill set and everything else as me but they just happen to be 2 inches taller.
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March 15, 2012 on The One Where I Took The TMZ Tour Of Hollywood
"My boobs are bigger" - Paula before getting her left foot amputated.
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March 6, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Paula Deen And Your Boyfriend
I'm with you teacherman. BnL are a fun goofy band who know how to write some awesome music.
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March 6, 2012 on Animal House: The Musical: The Perfect Idea
I am going to defend this idea. I mean think about it, most of the most beloved musicals of all time are based off of other things (movies, books, other plays). Phantom of the Opera (which I do not care for) is based off of the novel, which spawned a movie, which spawned the musical which spawned another movie. My Fair Lady is based off of the play Pygmalion. Rogers and Hammerstein's Carousel is based off of the play Liliom. Ragtime was a novel and a movie first. And then theres Lion King and Beauty and the Beast. All I'm saying is that source material does not denote the value of a musical, and just because something is respected as it is (I'm assuming we all thing Animal House is hilarious) doesn't mean it is exempt from being adapted and expanded. I think this could be a really good show. I love BnL and Animal House and they seem to be styles that'll mesh together well. One last note: Ghost the Musical is actually kind of great. Not as great as Matilda, but still a fun listen.
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March 6, 2012 on Animal House: The Musical: The Perfect Idea
AH SPIDER BONER
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March 6, 2012 on Animal House: The Musical: The Perfect Idea
Look, I'm sure it'll run for more than a week. I mean, If I Had $1,000,000 I would keep it open as long as I could.
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March 6, 2012 on Animal House: The Musical: The Perfect Idea
"One laugh? One laugh? I don't think so!" - This woman, before whipping out her newest and most miraculous laugh "Magnum."
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March 5, 2012 on This Is Your Laughter
Well you know badideajeans, that not only is it our duty, but it is our 1st Amendment Right. FREEDOM! Kirk Cameron is a DWEEB! (That's still something people say right?)
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March 5, 2012 on Kirk Cameron Finally Breaks His LEGENDARY Silence About Gay Marriage
Solitary laugh reminds me of Maniacal laugh. And I don't like it.
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March 5, 2012 on This Is Your Laughter
See, these are the kind of things in this world that really just make me lose hope... On one hand we have hate mongering and flat out ignorance. On the other hand, we all have a right to free speech so it's not my place to say someone cannot voice their shitty opinions. Fuck it all.
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March 5, 2012 on Kirk Cameron Finally Breaks His LEGENDARY Silence About Gay Marriage
So you're saying that this photo is unrehearsed?
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March 2, 2012 on The Opposite Of World’s Been Had Colliding: Terry Richardson And Brett Ratner
My friend wanted me to give her 10 headlines of social issues in the news for one of her classes, and I wish this had come up sooner.
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March 2, 2012 on The Opposite Of World’s Been Had Colliding: Terry Richardson And Brett Ratner
Tyler Perry's Madeas Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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March 1, 2012 on Best New Party Game: Tyler Perry Movie Titles
This is at the point in the movie where Gosling gives a smouldering look toward his foe, and the foe's head subsequently explodes in slow motion Real-D (Thus making the movie more violent than Drive.)
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March 1, 2012 on A Thrilling First Look At Ryan Gosling In Only God Forgives