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Your grasp of the english language and your deductive reasoning as to why the Hives > The Strokes is astounding.
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March 12, 2010 on Strokes Confirm Lollapalooza 2010, LP Coming September
I'm surprised Michael Cera and Will Arnett are mentioned here. As a fellow Canadian, we are capable of being annoying, overly nice and occassionally whiny, but we're rarely classified as jerks. It just isn't in our DNA. I think it has something to do with maple syrup consumption.
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February 16, 2010 on A Videogum Poll: Who Is Secretly A Big Jerk?
In a perfect world, the spurned columnist from 'The Wire' is the same character as the new husband in this clip, who got a prominent job at the L.A. Times and finally gets his comeuppance when John Cusack accidentally hits the booster seat, and sends him flailing into an exploding Mount Rushmore. Too much to ask?
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October 2, 2009 on Good News! We Don’t Have To See 2012!
N.W.A cassette in your sisters Teddy Ruxpin while she sleeps > Bluetooth Bear.
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October 2, 2009 on It Is Only A Matter Of Time Before The Bluetooth Bear Is Used For Evil
The Megan Fox and Transforming Robots Awesome Show, Great Job!
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August 13, 2009 on Best New Party Game 6
Back to the Past and then Onwards to the Present and it's sequels: - Back to the Future and then to the Alternate Present and then Back to the Past Again. - The Shitty One Set in the Wild West
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August 13, 2009 on Best New Party Game 6
cocaine's a hell of a drug.
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August 13, 2009 on Watching White People Dance Is Never Not Funny
Nothing is fucked here dude, nothing is fucked.
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August 13, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: “Dudeism” Is Not A Religion
meh
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July 23, 2009 on The TWSS Archives: The MacGyver Moment
On a semi related note, this is the most well written and strongest argument for what exactly happened in the final scene of the Sopranos. It's a little lengthy but incredibly engaging: http://masterofsopranos.wordpress.com/the-sopranos-definitive-explanation-of-the-end/ Best to read by going back and forth between the article and rewatching the scene on Youtube. And if you haven't watched the entire series, i'd recommend that above and beyond any other show besides the Wire. Bada Bing.
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July 16, 2009 on Videogum Summer School Now In Session
The bigger problem for men is not sleeping on their balls. It's a problem that comes with the turning of the seasons; as the spring leaves bloom, the birds begin chiriping, and the days become longer in the dog days of summer. I refer, of course, to the pandemic known as 'Stickage' If you could solve that problem, it'd be like inventing the wheel all over again.
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June 23, 2009 on The Kush: Finally, A Thing To Put Between Your Boobs While You Sleep
I understand your plight. Too.....many.....cheesy.....jokes.....must....resist...muah.... MORE KUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN!!! Dammit.
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June 23, 2009 on The Kush: Finally, A Thing To Put Between Your Boobs While You Sleep
Clicking on your name led me to your Twitter page, in which I used a calculator to determine that you are 19 years old. By my estimation, you are legally able to vote, join the army and drive, but are not legally allowed to drink. So, based on your logic, I have the following question for you: What level are you on in Halo 3?
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June 23, 2009 on Fox And Friends Pays Children To Fight On TV
Ladies and Gents, my apologies but I need to hijack this string immediately with the following IMPORTANT NEWS: http://gawker.com/5299923/its-fish-wrapper-not-weed-wrapper/gallery/?selectedImage=2 Say it ain't so!! Lindsay, I have no doubt that I speak for all of the snarky, soulless commenters on this site when I say that you will be missed dearly. Your yin to Gabe's yang was perfect, and despite all of the cynical comments left on this site, we all come here for one reason. To laugh, smile, and maybe throw up in our mouths. I'm proud to say your posts made me do all of those things many times over. This news just gave me a serious case of the Mondays. All the best and keep us posted on where you land. :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9VdJA6BCww Image and video hosting by TinyPic
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June 22, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Year One
Ladies and Gents, my apologies but I need to hijack this string immediately with the following IMPORTANT NEWS: http://gawker.com/5299923/its-fish-wrapper-not-weed-wrapper/gallery/?selectedImage=2 Say it ain't so!! Lindsay, I have no doubt that I speak for all of the snarky, soulless commenters on this site when I say that you will be missed dearly. Your yin to Gabe's yang was perfect, and despite all of the cynical comments left on this site, we all come here for one reason. To laugh, smile, and maybe throw up in our mouths. I'm proud to say your posts made me do all of those things many times over. This news just gave me a serious case of the Mondays. All the best and keep us posted on where you land. :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9VdJA6BCww Image and video hosting by TinyPic
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June 22, 2009 on Ladies, Be Careful What You Promise In Those “Love Coupons”
Is this some kind of outside the box/inside the ass anger management technique? "Insert Remote into your ass and count to 3.' Good...now isn't that better?
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June 22, 2009 on World’s Best Freakout: A New Internet Classic
I NEED to use the word 'retarded.' How else am I supposed to describe a fanny-pack or bluetooth headset?
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June 20, 2009 on Jeremy Piven Confident That This Fish Lie Is Eventually Going To Stick
My cat's breath smells like cat food. Image and video hosting by TinyPic
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June 19, 2009 on Cat Ladies: “When Cats Mean ‘Meow’ To You Than People”
500 Days of Summer.
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June 18, 2009 on Best New Party Game 4