The Handshake

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Mission to Mars! Please, Gabe. Mission to Mars!
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September 14, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
Mission to Mars. Cheadle and Sinese...acting!
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February 15, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Armageddon
Bitten by Reality!
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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12
The World is Wayne's!
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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12
Their Faces Will Come Off
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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12
Gabe, please do Mission to Mars in the next round of the Hunt.
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November 2, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games
I actually think he looks good in corpse paint.
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October 30, 2009 on Mickey Rourke Wins The Halloween Costume Contest Of My Nightmares
The first one more or less just described the plot of Grease.
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October 30, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: Too Many “Sad” Stories
Ugh. This is definitely worse than Snow Dogs.
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September 21, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Dwayne Johnson Is Still “The Rock”
You got rid of Bob? I did not see this movie but my mom and dad called me from In-n-Out Burger to tell me they liked it, so.
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September 21, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Informant!
I...I don't see the blooper. :(
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September 8, 2009 on Classic News Blooper (As If There Is Any Other Kind)
I really loved the contrast of the head-slam thump thump thump with the teddy bear videogum logo. Excellent. I recommend Armageddon for the next round for Bruce Willis's ridiculous one-liners alone.
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August 31, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula
A slow newsweek, indeed, if little old me made the Monster's Ball. Congrats, all--good thing (for me) the Next Party Game comments were out of the running this week, as they would have e-blew me out of the i-water.
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August 21, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
She made the mistake of going full-tardy.
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August 19, 2009 on Real Housewife Of Atlanta Kim Zolciak’s First Single Is The Bomb (Destroying Your Ears)
I'd come up with a top ten reasons Why Not but I just woke up and broke my brain with this video. The devil--ouch!
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August 19, 2009 on Britney Spears Reads The Letterman Top 10
You just got some genuine, belly achin' Lots of Loves from me just now.
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August 10, 2009 on Being White Is Hard: It’s Complicated
The screen cap at the beginning of this post is actually pretty heartbreaking, and I tried, I really tried to watch this with an open mind. Instead, I just took a taut dose of nightmare fuel for no reason. Even my mom hates Carrot Top. I think it's okay to derisively snort at all things Carrot Top.
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August 6, 2009 on There But For The Grace Of God Goes Carrot Top
I miss the image of the little kid screaming.
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July 31, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Impossible is nothing! Lots of Love! How quickly we forget The Worsts of yesteryear.
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July 31, 2009 on Gwyneth Paltrow Narrowly Wrests Her Title Of “The Worst” Back From Katherine Heigl
All this time I thought you were exaggerating, but you really must be a 59 year-old man if you were in college when Joan Baez was relevant!
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July 30, 2009 on Ceci N’est Pas Une Miley Cyrus Stalker