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Mission to Mars! Please, Gabe. Mission to Mars!
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September 14, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
Mission to Mars. Cheadle and Sinese...acting!
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February 15, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Armageddon
Bitten by Reality!
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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12
The World is Wayne's!
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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12
Their Faces Will Come Off
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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12
Gabe, please do Mission to Mars in the next round of the Hunt.
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November 2, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games
I actually think he looks good in corpse paint.
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October 30, 2009 on Mickey Rourke Wins The Halloween Costume Contest Of My Nightmares
The first one more or less just described the plot of Grease.
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October 30, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: Too Many “Sad” Stories
Ugh. This is definitely worse than Snow Dogs.
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September 21, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Dwayne Johnson Is Still “The Rock”
You got rid of Bob? I did not see this movie but my mom and dad called me from In-n-Out Burger to tell me they liked it, so.
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September 21, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Informant!
I really loved the contrast of the head-slam thump thump thump with the teddy bear videogum logo. Excellent. I recommend Armageddon for the next round for Bruce Willis's ridiculous one-liners alone.
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August 31, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula
A slow newsweek, indeed, if little old me made the Monster's Ball. Congrats, all--good thing (for me) the Next Party Game comments were out of the running this week, as they would have e-blew me out of the i-water.
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August 21, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I'd come up with a top ten reasons Why Not but I just woke up and broke my brain with this video. The devil--ouch!
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August 19, 2009 on Britney Spears Reads The Letterman Top 10
You just got some genuine, belly achin' Lots of Loves from me just now.
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August 10, 2009 on Being White Is Hard: It’s Complicated
The screen cap at the beginning of this post is actually pretty heartbreaking, and I tried, I really tried to watch this with an open mind. Instead, I just took a taut dose of nightmare fuel for no reason. Even my mom hates Carrot Top. I think it's okay to derisively snort at all things Carrot Top.
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August 6, 2009 on There But For The Grace Of God Goes Carrot Top
I miss the image of the little kid screaming.
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July 31, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Impossible is nothing! Lots of Love! How quickly we forget The Worsts of yesteryear.
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July 31, 2009 on Gwyneth Paltrow Narrowly Wrests Her Title Of “The Worst” Back From Katherine Heigl
All this time I thought you were exaggerating, but you really must be a 59 year-old man if you were in college when Joan Baez was relevant!
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July 30, 2009 on Ceci N’est Pas Une Miley Cyrus Stalker
Oh man, I love it when you use the Dennis Haskins tag.
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July 29, 2009 on Dustin Diamond Is Our Generation’s World Trade Center
Perfectly random? The blocking was almost exactly the same except without bicycles and "Oh, there's Rhett! Look at how FUNKY he is!"
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July 29, 2009 on The Greatest Fight Scene Of All Time
So I am not really understanding why everyone is responding so positively to this video clip? I got a serious, serious case of second hand embarrassment from watching it. I guess I understand Gabe's sentiment about love and being a good sport, but if that were always the case around here, wouldn't we have given gross fake Disney viral proposal a pass? Because that is not the case around here, and that is why I like videogum, usually. Except for today!
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July 25, 2009 on You’re Right, This Is My Wedding
I just finished reading the Road to Wellville. I remember seeing the movie about ten years ago (and liking it). I am excited for that one!
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July 13, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks
Gone in 60 Seconds is a terrible movie, but of all of the possible Nic Cage choices, you're gonna go with that?! Okay...
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July 13, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks
Becca, may i just say that your comments always make me Lots Of Love?
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July 11, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I could get behind them, Satan.
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July 10, 2009 on I Like These Guys De Stijl
Seriously, what is up with that? I love (to hate) Nic Cage as much as the next guy and I'd be shocked to find out that my fellow 'gummers appreciated in earnest his "southern" accent in Con-Air. Or maybe everyone here really liked Mission to Mars! It's hard to hate on Don Cheadle.
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July 7, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: August Rush
My nominations for the next round: Face/Off Mission to Mars Michael Snake Eyes Con-Air
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July 6, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: August Rush