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Mission to Mars! Please, Gabe. Mission to Mars!

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September 14, 2010 on The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time

Mission to Mars. Cheadle and Sinese…acting!

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February 15, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Armageddon

Bitten by Reality!

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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12

The World is Wayne’s!

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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12

Their Faces Will Come Off

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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12

Gabe, please do Mission to Mars in the next round of the Hunt.

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November 2, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games

I actually think he looks good in corpse paint.

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October 30, 2009 on Mickey Rourke Wins The Halloween Costume Contest Of My Nightmares

The first one more or less just described the plot of Grease.

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October 30, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: Too Many “Sad” Stories

Ugh. This is definitely worse than Snow Dogs.

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September 21, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Dwayne Johnson Is Still “The Rock”

You got rid of Bob?

I did not see this movie but my mom and dad called me from In-n-Out Burger to tell me they liked it, so.

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September 21, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Informant!

I…I don’t see the blooper. :(

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September 8, 2009 on Classic News Blooper (As If There Is Any Other Kind)

I really loved the contrast of the head-slam thump thump thump with the teddy bear videogum logo. Excellent.

I recommend Armageddon for the next round for Bruce Willis’s ridiculous one-liners alone.

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August 31, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula

A slow newsweek, indeed, if little old me made the Monster’s Ball. Congrats, all–good thing (for me) the Next Party Game comments were out of the running this week, as they would have e-blew me out of the i-water.

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August 21, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

She made the mistake of going full-tardy.

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August 19, 2009 on Real Housewife Of Atlanta Kim Zolciak’s First Single Is The Bomb (Destroying Your Ears)

I’d come up with a top ten reasons Why Not but I just woke up and broke my brain with this video. The devil–ouch!

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August 19, 2009 on Britney Spears Reads The Letterman Top 10

You just got some genuine, belly achin’ Lots of Loves from me just now.

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August 10, 2009 on Being White Is Hard: It’s Complicated

The screen cap at the beginning of this post is actually pretty heartbreaking, and I tried, I really tried to watch this with an open mind. Instead, I just took a taut dose of nightmare fuel for no reason. Even my mom hates Carrot Top. I think it’s okay to derisively snort at all things Carrot Top.

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August 6, 2009 on There But For The Grace Of God Goes Carrot Top

I miss the image of the little kid screaming.

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July 31, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Impossible is nothing! Lots of Love! How quickly we forget The Worsts of yesteryear.

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July 31, 2009 on Gwyneth Paltrow Narrowly Wrests Her Title Of “The Worst” Back From Katherine Heigl

All this time I thought you were exaggerating, but you really must be a 59 year-old man if you were in college when Joan Baez was relevant!

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July 30, 2009 on Ceci N’est Pas Une Miley Cyrus Stalker