So lazygum. My post rate has plummeted of late. I've grown content with reading everyone else's comments and lurking.
It doesn't help that for some reason even when I tell it to stay signed in, I have to resign in every day if I want to post. :|
Damn it! I was just about to post puppies dressed as kittens, but then I got an error saying I had to sign in again even though I was already signed in.
The lawnmower man is working against me today.
Isn't the point of an e-reader like Kindle supposed to be that it's smaller and more convenient than an actual book? That thing looks just as big and unwieldy as a book and much more fragile.
SELL!
You know, it's not even the terrible beats or rhymes he uses that makes it so unbearable (though those are very very bad as well). It's the fact that he has no sense of rhythm WHATSOEVER.
It's like trying to listen to the hiphop version of The Shags.
Sounds like a bunch of you were introduced to the more sinister side of the internet recently. Apparently those few hours I was off the computer were very timely.
Also HI LAUREN. We promise to be super nice and loving to you as long as you help occasionally keep the worst of us monsters at bay.
Done and done. And I just linked to the State Dept. page on my facebook because I'm apparently now that guy who uses his facebook for things other than Farmville and commenting on embarrassing drunk photos from last weekend.
Honestly, I have no real complaints or issues with the site. This place really is the best.
The only thing I might suggest is to have more opportunities for commenter participation like when we did the Kate Gosselin YCMIU contest, which was a great success. I think 2010 is going to be a great year for monsters everywhere.
Oh man, does this mean we're going to get an influx of angry Dunham-heads now from all of the outside linking? This is supposed to be my safe place! No bad people are supposed to enter my safe place!
Sherlock Holmes: Eh, first half was slow and boring, but once it picked up it delivered. Really don't like Jude Law though.
Up in the Air: Great. Really enjoyed it. Don't really know what other people's complaints were about it.
Should be seeing Hurt Locker as soon as I can get it on netflix. Very excited.
You go to movies to have fun?
Clearly you are not the curmudgeonly snob who I thought I fell in love with, Gabe. ;_;
(Seriously though, a 2 1/2 hour videogame cutscene sounds like a recipe for snoozahol for me personally.)
I hope I make it to the Monsters' Ball one day before we're all wiped out in 2012.
I also really like that lowest comments lately have been rather negligible and made by people who often recognize they've made a bad post. The monsters are becoming more and more understanding.
Aww, the New Moon plates were a perfect touch.
Really unfortunate I had to miss this, but I will definitely make it out if you guys do another one of these. Or even just regular non-Twilight pizza party social gatherings.
This is actually a pretty good summation of how I've felt on the inside any time I've watched the news this week.
My inner catharsis is so hard right now.
"When Mark Ruffalo suggests that the original blind patient's symptoms resemble something called "agnosia," Julianne Moore asks "is that related to agnosticism?""
This offends me as both an atheist and as someone who hates movies who telegraph their messages as blatantly as that.
Also, unrelated note, but it appears I won't be able to make the pizza party tomorrow night. I'm going to be visiting friends at my former college for shows and exhibits and such. Bad timing. I guess I'll have to wait until next year to meet you monsters in person. :(
Then they all played Orrin Hatch's Hanukkah song and they was all like "Who da fuck is this old dude?" and she was all like "I heard he's the president of Utah or some shit" and then he was all like "What's Utah?" and then somebody barfed in some chick's mouth IT WAS FUCKIN' RAD BRO.
I don't think I've ever switched between thinking something looks awesome and something looks terrible so many times while watching a trailer.
so confused
Ugh, stereogum readers make me angry at how predictable they are. Also, double UGH at Inglorious Basterds winning best movie of the year.
On a positive note, I guess we know now who was responsible for the SNL juggalo gathering sketch. I'm going to continue my hope that this means that he and others read videogum because then I'll feel important by proxy because logic.
You could almost literally see explosions going off in her head when he said that.
I also liked how when she brought up the bit about race possibly being a contributing factor to homosexuality, he told her that she was taking it out of context. Then she read the sentences before and after it, and it made even less sense. Then he just dodged the topic altogether.
Also, is it just me or did he look like he was shaking the entire time, like behind that standard shit-eating grin of his he was constantly one step away from pooping himself on camera?
All RachelMaddowgum in here. And I love it.
Definitely must-see TV tonight. I hope he brings his magnets and a tennis racket to do a live demonstration!
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