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 +2Posted on Dec 14th, 2014 | re: D'Angelo - "Sugah Daddy" (35 comments)

try bed bath and beyond for all that shit. one stop sexy shop

 -1Posted on Mar 28th, 2013 | re: Spoon Albums From Worst To Best (117 comments)

just to get one thing straight: KIll The Moonlight is not only the best Spoon record, it’s literally a career-defining effort. maybe you have to be a musician to recognize the unique artistry and craftsmanship that went into this record. sure they touched upon it with Girls Can Tell, but they perfected it with Kill The Moonlight. anything else at the top of this list is purely personal taste and that should never get in the way of a good writer. c’mon Stereogum. I thought you were cooler than this

 0Posted on Mar 4th, 2013 | re: The Rolling Stones Albums From Worst To Best (101 comments)

holy converse ads batman.

 +1Posted on Mar 4th, 2013 | re: The Rolling Stones Albums From Worst To Best (101 comments)

i am right there with you. can just talk about spoons records on a site. see you over at i have this great story about the first time i saw the video for everything hits at once in my dorm on MTV2.

 0Posted on Sep 29th, 2012 | re: Dirt Turns 20 (57 comments)

man! my friends Uncle charlie was right! Alice in Chains does RULE!!! even though he was twice divorced. those women were bitches anyway. well at least that’s what he said. he also used to say ‘down in a hole’ was about FUCKIN’ !!! and “rooster” was about COCAINE!!! COOL. UNCLE CHARLIE YOU RASCAL!!!! man i remember the time he came to our halloween party when i was 17. he was 32 but i guess it turns out he was cool all along cause man did he love AIC. he was dressed up as a burger king employee!!! He had the same uniform he wore when he was a teenager!!! weird 70′s hat and all! he used to talk about the two part harmonies of cantrell and staley… “them boys have better voices than those faggots with aqua net hair dos and pussy lyrics!” RIGHT ON UNCLE CHARLIE!!!! i used to think Alice in Chains was some of the most hackneyed contrived garbage i ever heard. but thank god for uncle charlie. and all the apologists at stereogum. rock on! no excuses that i know!

 -3Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: Wilco - "Sunloathe" Video (2 comments)

hey wilco….can you make a video where jay bennett comes back and his presence monitors the soaring heights of tweedy bullshitism? jeff was better when he had a human limiter… bennett being a dildo or not

 -1Posted on Sep 8th, 2012 | re: Sonic Youth Albums From Worst To Best (101 comments)

we are all being roped into commenting on these ‘worst to best’ posts.

 +1Posted on Aug 18th, 2012 | re: Turn On The Bright Lights Turns 10 (94 comments)

“feel the age falling on me”… well said.

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2012 | re: Norah Jones - "Miriam" Video (3 comments)

dang nora. taker easy

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2012 | re: Preview Bob Dylan's "Early Roman Kings" (2 comments)

i disagree with you greenie weenie