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I just spent a good five minutes remembering what my password is. While I haven't been around these parts (in a commenting capacity) in a while now because I am a busy man, this busy life is also FILLED with people who I have met here who are my IRL friends who I love. This is a special place. What if Bastian shouts something unintelligible out of a window? Will that save it from disappearing?
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
Once upon a time, I met Gabe, and I didn't know what to say, because I had too much to say, so instead, I awkwardly pat him on the arm and said "good websitin'" dropped g and all, because who even knows how to say: Gabe, you've done something important here. I live two blocks from lizzing, and five minutes from justdesserts/myfakeironlung/etc. This is ON PURPOSE. I see grace6697 regularly and now I'm getting confused about people's videogum usernames versus their twitter handles versus their real names, so let me just state that I know about 30 monsters personally, maybe more. We are important parts of each others' lives. One just visited us in New York and brought his amazing child. It was incredible. This community has expanded so far outside of the website we all have commented on, and we owe a lot of our joy in life to what you helped create Gabe. Thanks dude. Good websitin'.
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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
I instagrammed a lot of it. My username there is the same as here with an underscore.
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April 22, 2013 on The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago
YES. (Though if you drank as many as I did, it was an absurdly expensive drink that no one could afford).
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April 22, 2013 on The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago
My dissenting opinion: The Gwyneth was better. The weekend was amazing. I think some folks aren't weighing in yet b/c they're stuck in airports b/c of the sequestration + airport wifi being expensive.
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April 22, 2013 on The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago
In many parts of the country, uncapitalized coke is the what all sodas are colloquially called. Well, just 'coke' not the whole phrase 'uncapitalized coke.'
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March 29, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Errybody on the train in New York has brown shoes with everything all the time. I was so taken aback at first, but now it's just the way of the world.
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March 8, 2013 on Ocean Public Marriage Proposal Goes Horribly RIGHT!
This video gave me flashbacks to the Olsen twins cough-syrup pizza party. Only slower. And scarier.
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February 26, 2013 on Katherine Chloe Cahoon(s) For Oscar Host 2014
I am late to this, but we are very proud of them because they are good kids who are very talented.
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February 22, 2013 on Actual Residents Of Harlem Respond To “Harlem Shake” Meme
More like Asparlame.
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January 28, 2013 on Some Extraordinary News
There are a lot of us up here, and we hang out on the regular. We'd love for you to join!
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December 23, 2012 on How Was Everyone’s Year This Year?
Did anyone else almost die from laughter at Jane as Gallagher on Happy Endings?
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December 14, 2012 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Horrid Henry is an upcoming British movie based on a series of children's books. It's an actor! He also hung out with Anjelica Huston!!
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December 7, 2012 on X-Treme Power Vs. Horrid Henry
I almost missed this post because of my Gerry filter.
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December 7, 2012 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Great song and video. But the most important question on everyone's minds is: Who is that beautiful dude with the nose diamonds?!
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November 6, 2012 on Kim Ann Foxman – “Return It” Video
I was leaving Central Park and passed Trump Tower the other day (with DirtySpaceNews!) and heard a tourist behind me, in all seriousness, tell his girlfriend "Oh that place was in that Eddie Murphy movie about the heist." I laughed a lot but was also glad that he knew of it because of a terrible movie rather than a terrible person.
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Umm what the hell is happening at 2:20 behind him with bad shorts guy and blue shirt dude?
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September 20, 2012 on Guys Should Show Off Whenever Possible Too, I Guess
So I went to Mr. Coconuts last week with lizzzing and myfakeironlung, and it was great. And I had the opportunity (correction, and I forced the opportunity) to say hello to Gabe, and instead of saying anything of any consequence, I think I pat his arm or something and said "Good websitin'" dropped g and all. What I meant to say was "Hey dude, thanks for, you know, making this website that has such a great community of people who I have gotten to know over time first via the internet and now in real life who are some of the kindest, most gracious, quality people I've ever met, and they have made my transition from Alabama to New York a smooth and enjoyable one, and gee thanks for having such a large impact on my life through creating this thing. Also your jokes were neat." But nope, instead "Good websitin'"
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August 28, 2012 on Today Is The Most Boring Day Of The Internet Year
Why does this only have seven comments? Maybe people were convinced by all of the satisfied looks getting thrown around in the video, but this is comedy gold.
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August 27, 2012 on Summer Jam 2012: Vennu Mallesh’s “It’s My Life What Ever I Wanna Do”
I am going to this. V. excited.
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August 7, 2012 on Mr. Coconuts Is In Two Weeks!
I meant to type 'too' dammit.
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July 31, 2012 on The Final Mr. Coconuts August 21st Blow Out!
I WILL BE THERE. My first official task as a New York monster, so everyone else come to dammit.
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July 31, 2012 on The Final Mr. Coconuts August 21st Blow Out!
"The way you're ambushing me with these questions out of left field, I feel a little like I'm jogging straight into a shrub like in the charming In the Land of Women."
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July 11, 2012 on Best New Party Game 67: Slightly Incorrect And Evasive Movie References
While an atheist, I do see Scientology as definitely more ridiculous than all of the other religions like wo.
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July 2, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katie Holmes Something Something Scientology