Capu Flapu

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Let us consider a person who, to this point, has never watched an episode of 30 Rock (wait! Come back!). This person hears many excellent things about it and chooses last night to be the night where they get down to actually watching an episode live. They would watch last night's episode and be disgusted with all the people talking the show up, because it was trash. It was just really very bad, and unfunny, and actually disturbing in some places with its treatment of Jenna. That person would not be interested in further watching, I assure you, and would take some offence to the idea that there is nothing in it to complain about. Actually there is quite a lot in it to complain about! This is not America's number 1 comedy, I am pretty sure of that! OH SO YOU STOPPED SHOWING PARKS & REC FOR THIS. Good work, whoever-made-that-decision. I think this rant has gone on long enough...
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April 6, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
"Let's go see The Vow" ~ Chris Brown fans
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February 13, 2012 on Hey Ladies, How Was The Vow?
"...and this is my medal which I won in the War on Christmas" "Mr Santorum... that's a piece of tinsel on a safety pin" "YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE"
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February 10, 2012 on Rick Santorum Is An Incredible Asshole, Feb. 10 Edition
Actually, fuck subtlety. Rick Santorum is one of the worst human beings there is and he is holding the rest of us back with his immoral, degrading, fucking despicable ideals, and I just want him to go away. I don't want to see him any more. How can I not be a cynic when guys like this are running for the most powerful political position in the world and fucking GETTING SUPPORT.
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February 10, 2012 on Rick Santorum Is An Incredible Asshole, Feb. 10 Edition
Rick Santorum: Keeping the advanced alien species from wanting to contact us since 1958
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February 10, 2012 on Rick Santorum Is An Incredible Asshole, Feb. 10 Edition
OK, can we get some confirmation on this, was that Keira Knightley making out with Gillian Jacobs in the End Of The World trailer? IMPORTANT BUSINESS.
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February 10, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Bears have began to defecate in appropriate public restrooms, and the Pope has renounced his Catholicism. More on that story later.
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February 9, 2012 on A Rare Moment Of Moral Clarity From Bill O’Reilly!
It is times like this where I almost wish that nerds would just stop caring. I mean caring about things you like is great. It's an important part of making life worth living. But caring to the point where every tiny piece of information about a project that may or may not be happening has to be discussed and passed around and considered and reconsidered. And everybody has to have their opinion on this new non-development. But it's the Internet's constant clamour for more information, like the guy from Monty Python, we know that one more wafer-thin piece of meaningless information will kill us but we can't help ourselves. Who's working on what project? We demand to know that. The cast of a movie with no script that won't come out for 3 years even if it isn't abandoned? We demand to know that. Can we not just stop caring? Can't we enjoy Blade Runner as it is without sequels or prequels or spin-offs or remakes? Isn't that enough?
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February 7, 2012 on Thing You Didn’t Know Was Happening Isn’t Actually Happening Says Guy Who May Or May Not Know What Is Actually Happening
This doesn't sound quite right. I'm gonna go with the Oscars are to movies what killing in the name of religion is to Buddhism.
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February 7, 2012 on The Oscar Telecast, Like Everything Else In Our Lives, Refuses To Stay The Same
What's that Sean Bean movie where he puts on an American accent?
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
I feel like the bumbling, oblivious, extra-wheel who has accidentally earned his time-travel stripes from an old pro. http://i50.tinypic.com/4t7uj6.jpg
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
Do I get extra-special bonus time-travel joke points for claiming that Frank Lloyd Wrong stole this off of me?
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
Despite overwhelming odds to the contrary?
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
What's that movie where some guys build
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
What's that movie where Gary Oldman didn't get the Oscar he deserved?
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
Also known as "What's that movie with Jennifer Aniston in it?"
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
What's that movie where a bunch of 20-something slackers mistake verbosity for smarts? I think Kevin Smith directed it.
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
Less laws than there are laws against kidnapping Karen Gillan.
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February 6, 2012 on A Valentine’s Day Treat: Robot Pigs For Virtual Kissing
"12 years old? Somebody's past his best" ~ Willow Smith
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February 6, 2012 on Introducing The Youngest Hollywood Prankster In The Prank Game: Josh Hutcherson
Have you watched Rango? It's pretty great. The art direction was pretty amazing and it was fun for everyone. If Kung Fu Panda 2 deserves recognition in Best Animated Picture, than Rango does ten times over. Oh yeah but other than that you're spot on.
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January 24, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Nominees
*Ctrl+F "Melancholia"* *0 results* YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME
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January 24, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Nominees
A warning to all members of the "Polanski Brigade for Directors Who Think Directors Get A Free Pass". Don't. Just don't.
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January 6, 2012 on Any Way You Slice It, This David O’Russell Story Is A Nightmare
Downton Abbey wasn't on the BBC, and the Sherlock reboot came out in 2010. Chocolate milkshakes all round, researchers!
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December 26, 2011 on Favorite TV Shows Of 2011
It's all downhill from here. There is no topping that. Alas, I flew too close to the Sun, and now my waxen wings do melt before my eyes as I tumble back down to the world of +5's and +7's
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December 23, 2011 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
When asked to judge Lana Del Ray's attractiveness, this is my thought process: 1. Her lips 2. What the fuck is going on with her lips? 3. Seriously can somebody help me with this because those do not look like human lips 4. Those lips are incredibly distracting right now 5. Everything else.
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December 20, 2011 on The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Indie Rock Crushes Of 2011
Wait, people think Lana Del Ray is attractive? I had no idea. Oh man I'm so out of the loop. At least my man-crush on Matt Berninger doesn't feel as weird.
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December 20, 2011 on The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Indie Rock Crushes Of 2011
Pretty cool. Creepy and mysterious and all that new-age Batman jazz. I think that Chris Nolan has a very particular feel to his movies, one that didn't really come across in this trailer. Just seemed like it was some completely different guy overseeing the whole thing. I guess we get the trailer we deserve, not the one we need right now.
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December 20, 2011 on The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread
Persevere. Your time will come. SIDENOTE: This joke works on the assumption that you have nicknamed your penis "Time".
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December 16, 2011 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments