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I just hope that when I put my Autumn Jams playlist on shuffle, this song and "Lemme Smang It" never play back-to-back.
Good thing Birdie can't retire, she's a dog!
How many silly bandz does it take to strangle a person? I want THAT MANY!
Seriously though, how sad is it that the MOTHERFUCKING KING OF POP had to die (and well after he was an actively performing/recording) to get a hollywood biopic, and all Justin Bieber had to do was be popular in a very impressionable and fanatical demographic for like a year and a half!
Wow I failed twice. 1) didn't see that you already brought up the "those who didn't believe in him" 2) didn't see that that was basically the whole point of Gabe's write-up Sorry all, I'm just too focused on refreshing the bookgum page, waiting for the next book report to appear! (much nerdo)
Who are they referring to when they mention people "not believing" in him. I think they are confusing "not believing" with "not giving a shit."
Does this prove that all Rand Paul supporters are Neo-Nazi's? Why yes, yes it does.
Sounds more like he envy's Mike Tyson. Not sure which is more pathetic.
Actually, make that "at many points it is trying to break it's own neck."
At one point, it is clearly trying to break it's own neck.
I'm pretty sure it's just Tracy Morgan and Louis C.K.
This is exactly what a local news station equivalent of "Between Two Ferns" would look like. Way to meet expectations, WFAA Dallas/Ft. Worth.
Juan isn't be intolerant of Muslims, he has a picture of Mohammed in his wallet.
I'm totally not a racist because I've said "I'm not a racist" over 100 times. Look, I even have my "I've said that I'm not a racist more than 100 times" merit badge!
Good argument, my boyfriend! I totally agree that because some radical said during his trial that the USA's war with muslims has just begun (or whatever, I don't want to rewatch the clip), that that totally proves that the USA is SO at war with all muslims and not just a tiny fraction of radicals. BOOM, nailed it!
Don't feel bad. Our servers won't let anybody give you viruses either.
I had a rough time last night too. I tried to read Blood Meridian for more than 2 hours, WOOF!
You don't have to be coy with us, we're all adults here: you had too much chocolate milk last night and now you have a tummy-ache.
This cat is longer than the amount of time Obama has been covering up the fact that he is Muslim - Glenn Beck
As long as she references Ford trucks, beer, and her dog, I'm sure they'll feel right at home.
A couple minutes in, when he starts smiling/laughing, is that the point where he realized how stupid and misguided this video was, or when he started thinking "man, this shit is gonna be so hot, I'm totes gonna be the next J Beibs!"
Someone's clearly seen "Chris with a Teacup."
No, the sure sign will be if Community doesn't get picked up for a 3rd season.
She's not a racist, she's a sexist. GUYS CAN GET BREAST CANCER TOO, WHY DO YOU ONLY WANT THEM TO CHECK THEIR PRIVATE PARTS!
RIP world ending in 2012 meme, you brought us lots of laffs.
Unlike most YouTube dancers, this man had the wherewithal to have someone behind the camera, just in case a situation arose where a close-up of him shaking his ass was required. Indeed it was.
Any idea what his thoughts are on cost of rent?
[lazy joke about how it is redundant for her to wear a gorilla suit]
Is this what KABLAM! would have been like if the intended audience had been adults?
Support for human/shoe marriage is definitely a great way to say/not say that you support gay marriage. That's what he meant, right?
I hope I wasn't the only one who was hoping for a Birdie Tumblr or something when they clicked the "Birdie's review" link?
I'm still trying to figure out if 30 Rock calling Outsourced "the new Friends" is an insult or a plug.
I'm confused, is the author of the NYT article a fan of Heigl or something? He seems to be giving her way to much credit for having been in nothing but terrible things (save Knocked Up, which she looses any free passes for criticizing post-receiving her check).
Everyday I'm reminded of how thankful I should be that my boss has no idea how to check internet histories on the company computers.
Whoops, more like FTFG (fixed that for Gabe).
"...and ALLEGEDLY definitely raped a bunch of children." FTFY