Comments from TheJesusCodpiece

No one Yet? Okay.
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June 21, 2011 on More Twitter News: Roger Ebert Hurt Bam Margera’s Feelings!
"I am the angel of death. The time for purification is at hand."
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September 22, 2010 on Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread Really? Nobody did this yet?
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September 16, 2010 on The Vanilla Ice Project Is A Real Show About Vanilla Ice Flipping Mansions, Obviously
I keep thinking about it, but I don't think I'll succeed.
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July 20, 2010 on M. Night Shyamalan Stinks Round-Up
I was thinking the exact same thing. I was also a horrible geek. (upvotes)
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July 19, 2010 on Mr. Cool Movie Project Of The Day
My whole week is better because of this. I put that on my nuts, bitch.
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July 19, 2010 on The 11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos 17 Minute-Long Infomercial
Goodwin's law meets he YouTube comments section.
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May 28, 2010 on Hitler And All The Nazis Were All Homos, Says Some Fucking Asshole
Damn, I miss The Wire. I'm jealous of people who haven't seen The Wire, because they get to watch it for the first time. All hail Omar.
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May 24, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: MacGruber
I dunno, Gabe. These shows are awful for sure, but you seem a little paranoid and snarky today. You all right? Could I get you a soda or something?
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May 18, 2010 on Hey Look, Racists, FOX Presents Its Fall Line-Up
FAKE. I haven't really been here in a while. Do we still do this?
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May 18, 2010 on Some Days You Have To Shoot A Snake In The Mouth With A Bazooka
Also, teach your baby not to grow up and star in awful films where he plays a green electric violin and kills giant space bugs.
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May 7, 2010 on Some Parenting Tips For Gary Busey
The most horrifying blog post title I've read all week.
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May 7, 2010 on Some Parenting Tips For Gary Busey
Oh wow. I actually own 3 V8's. One of them is the 4.0 they use in the Land Rover, (mine sits in a temperamental Jag.) I also own a '89 Suburban that has been raised and modified to the point that it could probably drive through one side of a house and out the other. I have a shotgun, and a revolver, DO have the gas mask, but no swords. And I'm not even a conservative. Guess I'm kind of a dick. Go figure.
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May 7, 2010 on We Should Buy More Land Rovers, You Guys
Obligatory Juggalo comment.
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March 25, 2010 on WHO LET THE CLOWNS OUT?
Sure, I'll play too. Amber Lamps.
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February 25, 2010 on 4Chan For $1000, Alex
'And thunder came forth from his axe. His music face to be feared across the land.'
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February 24, 2010 on Final Placement Guitarist Speaks Out!
I fully intend to get a pair of shorts like the ones Ellen is wearing. I also fully intend to go to jail shortly thereafter.
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February 24, 2010 on thirtysomething: Born To Be Mild (Season Finale)
Is it weird to hope that Gabe hurt his hand feverishly smacking the shit out of Jay Leno? Is it weirder that's all I can think about now?
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February 24, 2010 on Last Minute Change To Your Office Oscar Pool