TheMinisterofLongitude

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Rick Perry is the reason I'm super scared of admitting I'm a Christian :( Phew, that's certainly difficult to do while hiding behind an internet-shaped wall of anonymity. Guys, don't nail me to planks for that?
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December 8, 2011 on It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He’s Talking About
First Aid Kit on backup/dope as hell
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November 17, 2011 on Lykke Li Takes “Silent My Song” To Letterman
Jeffrey Jarret is fucking dead... ...DEAD SERIOUS 'BOUT BUYING HIS ROOMMATE AND A FRIEND A ROUND OF DRINKS, MEXICAN FOOD AND A TRIP TO A STRIP CLUB!
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September 16, 2011 on The Perfect Crime: Real Life Weekend At Bernie’s
Andy Serkis was on Fresh Air (RADIOgum?) last week talking about... exactly this. http://www.npr.org/2011/08/04/138930501/serkis-playing-virtual-parts-on-the-big-screen it's good, if you're interested.
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August 9, 2011 on The Andy Serkis Thing Is Weird: Open Thread
On a per-having-a-single-place basis, like, maybe. I do have a roommate, I pay more than that, I work from home, I don't live far from him. I also have many more square feet than that. But if that was my price range, and I was comfortable enough living there, then, hey! $800! Like, sure, maybe that's not a great way to live for most people, but he seems content enough and puts work and thought into making himself more comfortable and hey let's get off his nuts, internet.
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August 9, 2011 on Don’t Live In An Apartment Like This
PS on second read that sounds sarcastic! It is not! Apartments in the city cost more than that!
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August 9, 2011 on Don’t Live In An Apartment Like This
whatEVER he only pays $800/month!!!
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August 9, 2011 on Don’t Live In An Apartment Like This
Th3 Thrills & Compl3xity of S3xual Awak3ning
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August 9, 2011 on What Should Be The Tagline For Dirty Dancing 3D The Streets
This is how you mosh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkuljjmRrOk
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August 8, 2011 on This Is How You Run
OH MY GOD MY FIRST TRIP TO THE BALL I WANT TO THANK GOD AND CAKE FOR GIVING US KIRSTIE ALLEY
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August 5, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/KirstieAlley1994.jpg/200px-KirstieAlley1994.jpg
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August 4, 2011 on Who Would Play Cathy In A Live-Action Cathy Movie?
DID YOU KNOW HE WAS IN WAR OF THE WORLDS? http://www.tv.com/dough-hughes/person/184441/summary.html
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July 15, 2011 on The Eighth Summer Jam Of 2011: Dough Hughes’s “Lights, Camera, Agent!”
Everything Fever Ray has done. Bjork's Wanderlust.
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July 6, 2011 on NME’s 100 Greatest Music Videos
that made me feel weird so i made it stop
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June 9, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Debbie
"Even more to the point, one might point out that regardless of the Bible’s position on homosexuality, it has much more to say about kindness, generosity, patience, and tolerance towards other human beings, and that it is these qualities that Christians should focus on and strive towards rather than denigrating their belief system by debasing it to a dogma of hatred and bigotry." - Thank you Gabe, sincerely. I appreciate this because I love Jesus and Videogum. #JesusGum #YouAreRight
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June 9, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence About Homosexuality
There are not nearly enough upvotes in the world for this joke. Fair-weather commenter/design nerd logged in exclusively for this purpose.
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May 4, 2011 on New Videogum Promise: Kathie Lee Gifford Dancing Animated GIFs
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxa80WP01qa36iio1_500.jpg "What He Gives Us: The Eternal Dry Humping of the Apocalypse"
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April 18, 2011 on Ron Artest Has A Stand Up Comedy Tour, Obviously
You should have quoted the entire lyric: "LAW THINGS IN MY SKIN...etc..."
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March 18, 2011 on This Weekend’s Movies, Reviewed Solely Based on Their Titles
The Android commercial in which the robot gets thumbs sewn on to him wins the nightmare of the year award. That's the ad that was dreamed up by the marketing intern who happens to be the CEO's nephew and is also real goth or something?
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February 7, 2011 on Super Bowl Commercials Open Thread
http://freshlyservedhiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/usher-omg-oh-my-gosh.jpg Sang wha? to whom?
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January 10, 2011 on Timmy Sings Ke$ha To Usher In 2011
I am going to be a tree. A pear, a bird, and a birdhouse adorn my branches. Hidden in my bark, speakers playing bird calls.
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October 28, 2010 on Halloween Costume Open Thread
This guy knows what you're talking about: http://www.art-bin.com/bilder/oswift.gif http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html
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October 27, 2010 on Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Need Your “Get Well Soon” Balloons
I Now Pronounce You Woodchuck and Larry The Legend of Magners Vance (reppin' for my ciders, and also bad movies?)
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October 20, 2010 on Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies
Not only should I do that, but I should do that.
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October 4, 2010 on Donald Duck And Glenn Beck For Some Reason
VIDEOGUM EVERYWHERE CHALLENGE: Hit TMZ in the head, with a tire iron.
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October 4, 2010 on Charlyne Yi Gets PUNK’D By TMZ Because Fuck Poor People?
On the other hand, you know who i love/am in love with? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/CAA-c1859.jpg Chester A. Arthur I recognize him as my president with all of the fervor Beckheads hate Wilson. Also I recognize him as my boyfriend.
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October 4, 2010 on Donald Duck And Glenn Beck For Some Reason