TheMinisterofLongitude

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Rick Perry is the reason I’m super scared of admitting I’m a Christian :(
Phew, that’s certainly difficult to do while hiding behind an internet-shaped wall of anonymity. Guys, don’t nail me to planks for that?

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December 8, 2011 on It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He’s Talking About

First Aid Kit on backup/dope as hell

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November 17, 2011 on Lykke Li Takes “Silent My Song” To Letterman

Jeffrey Jarret is fucking dead…

…DEAD SERIOUS ‘BOUT BUYING HIS ROOMMATE AND A FRIEND A ROUND OF DRINKS, MEXICAN FOOD AND A TRIP TO A STRIP CLUB!

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September 16, 2011 on The Perfect Crime: Real Life Weekend At Bernie’s

Andy Serkis was on Fresh Air (RADIOgum?) last week talking about… exactly this.

http://www.npr.org/2011/08/04/138930501/serkis-playing-virtual-parts-on-the-big-screen

it’s good, if you’re interested.

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August 9, 2011 on The Andy Serkis Thing Is Weird: Open Thread

On a per-having-a-single-place basis, like, maybe. I do have a roommate, I pay more than that, I work from home, I don’t live far from him. I also have many more square feet than that. But if that was my price range, and I was comfortable enough living there, then, hey! $800! Like, sure, maybe that’s not a great way to live for most people, but he seems content enough and puts work and thought into making himself more comfortable and hey let’s get off his nuts, internet.

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August 9, 2011 on Don’t Live In An Apartment Like This

PS on second read that sounds sarcastic! It is not! Apartments in the city cost more than that!

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August 9, 2011 on Don’t Live In An Apartment Like This

whatEVER he only pays $800/month!!!

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August 9, 2011 on Don’t Live In An Apartment Like This

Th3 Thrills & Compl3xity of S3xual Awak3ning

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August 9, 2011 on What Should Be The Tagline For Dirty Dancing 3D The Streets
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August 8, 2011 on This Is How You Run

OH MY GOD MY FIRST TRIP TO THE BALL
I WANT TO THANK GOD AND CAKE FOR GIVING US KIRSTIE ALLEY

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August 5, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Everything Fever Ray has done. Bjork’s Wanderlust.

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July 6, 2011 on NME’s 100 Greatest Music Videos

that made me feel weird so i made it stop

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June 9, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Debbie

“Even more to the point, one might point out that regardless of the Bible’s position on homosexuality, it has much more to say about kindness, generosity, patience, and tolerance towards other human beings, and that it is these qualities that Christians should focus on and strive towards rather than denigrating their belief system by debasing it to a dogma of hatred and bigotry.”

– Thank you Gabe, sincerely. I appreciate this because I love Jesus and Videogum. #JesusGum #YouAreRight

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June 9, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence About Homosexuality

There are not nearly enough upvotes in the world for this joke. Fair-weather commenter/design nerd logged in exclusively for this purpose.

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May 4, 2011 on New Videogum Promise: Kathie Lee Gifford Dancing Animated GIFs

“What He Gives Us: The Eternal Dry Humping of the Apocalypse”

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April 18, 2011 on Ron Artest Has A Stand Up Comedy Tour, Obviously

You should have quoted the entire lyric: “LAW THINGS IN MY SKIN…etc…”

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March 18, 2011 on This Weekend’s Movies, Reviewed Solely Based on Their Titles