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Welcome, Mary! Your 90 day probation period starts….

..
now!

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November 26, 2012 on Please Help Us Welcome Mary Miller To The Videogum Family

Mystery Science Theater was an ok show.

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October 8, 2012 on The Powerful Inspiration Of Chet Haze’s 8th Grade Yearbook Page

If Len has any say in it, all roles will be played by Kate Beckinsale.

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September 25, 2012 on Who Should Play The Mummy In The New The Mummy?

All the good puns have been poached.

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August 8, 2012 on This Is Just A Great Visual Metaphor For The Epidemic Problem Of Global Poverty

I like the vertical cinematography though. This will go great in those new vertical IMAX theaters.

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August 8, 2012 on Do Not Watch This Video Of A Spider Molting

I love facetaco more just for mentioning bacon.

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February 8, 2012 on Ladies, It’s Time To Stop Having Men For Every Life Meal

I can’t help but feel proud about the shoes I bought at JC Penny last week.

I’m sure the children who made them would agree with me!

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February 8, 2012 on Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny’s Brand Image

This is my hope as well.

Time to take (another) one for the team, Gabe!

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February 8, 2012 on Ha Ha, The River!
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January 30, 2012 on Time To KEEP That Blood Pumping

After making this joke, It kept sounding fimiliar so I took it to google.

I am an unoriginal hack.

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January 9, 2012 on Everyone Continue To Not Go Bungee Jumping, Thanks

A broken rubber brought me into this world. It damn sure isn’t going to take me out.

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January 9, 2012 on Everyone Continue To Not Go Bungee Jumping, Thanks

This is DEFINITELY not the dumbest thing I’ve ever read on Stereogum! In fact it is very smart

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August 26, 2011 on St. Vincent @ The Met’s Temple Of Dendur, NYC 8/25/11

RIP

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August 9, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

I want to see some aliens. The cowboys will be that annoying friend that aliens allways brings even though I told aliens I didn’t like him.

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July 29, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club Emergency Meeting