TheRealMatt

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I was upset that the fourth Fast and the Furious wasn't titled The Fast and the 4ious, but this makes it better. Also, Anal Destination.
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June 30, 2010 on 5nal Destination
I'm attempting this on blind faith that something will appear. If not, such embarrassing failure.
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June 24, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting
Basically I'm saying Bristol Palin needs one of these:
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June 24, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting
So wait, is Bristol Palin's character actually Yo-Yo Ma? Because I know that line seems like it should be sarcastic, but the delivery has me confused.
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June 24, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting
"Still Don't Give a Rip" -Dorman Grace
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June 17, 2010 on Dale Peterson Is Back, And He Still Needs To Relax!
Internal Cumshot in the Spotless Behind I am SO sorry.
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June 11, 2010 on NSFW: Jim Carrey’s Gay Sex Scenes
It's a good thing you didn't perform this bit on America's Got Talent.
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June 9, 2010 on Doogie Horner: Noble Soldier In The War Against Comedy
-Hey, Gerard, remember how you're Scottish and not a good actor? -(sniffles) Yeah. -That means I know when you're speaking in an American accent for real, AND WHEN YOU'RE FAKING IT!
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December 18, 2009 on Gerard Butler And Jennifer Aniston Need New Pool Houses
Baby Will Million Dollar!
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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12
Club Will Fight!
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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12
What if he said he was sorry?
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November 9, 2009 on The Carter Documentary Looks Great/:(
I must admit that is a good point. But...this is a "that's your boyfriend" post, hence you are making fun of him.
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October 22, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Crybaby*
You won't make fun of drunkest man ever but you will make fun of this guy? That's messed up.
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October 22, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Crybaby*
You Won't Actually Believe a Man Can Fly It's 4AM, do you know where your car is? Yes. There's something wrong with Esther's birth certificate.
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October 7, 2009 on Best New Party Game 9
Remember those classic NYC films "Mulholland Drive," "Inland Empire" and "Lost Highway." True documents of New York, those movies.
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September 30, 2009 on They Should Rename The “Free Roman Polanski” Petition The “I’m Officially A Creep” Petition
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" looks approximately 15 times harder to play on Guitar Hero than an actual guitar.
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August 25, 2009 on Guitar Hero 5 Lets You Be Kurt Cobain
Hilarious!
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August 11, 2009 on The NYC Prep Finale Drinking Game
PS I feel no shame about that reference cause this band sucks and it's the most notable thing they will ever do as far as I'm concerned.
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August 11, 2009 on New Vivian Girls – “The End,” “Can’t Get Over You”
I can't wait to rock these jams on the way to Applebee's to hit on girls this weekend with my co-workers.
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August 11, 2009 on New Vivian Girls – “The End,” “Can’t Get Over You”