TheRevengeOfJeffGoldblum

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How Stella Otter Groove Back The Lives of Otters
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March 31, 2011 on Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies
Its like Ferngully meets Gamer meets Return of the Jedi?
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November 2, 2009 on Avatar Looks Slightly Less Terrible!
Okay, does anyone remember why Conrad "Little Girls Name" Hilton was even at the party in the first place? Why didnt the Rodge know about this dude at his party? Maybe he couldn't see through all the blackface
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September 29, 2009 on Mad Men: Don Draper Wuz Robbed! (Literally!)
Wait, is this a September Fool's joke or something? Cause I might be sad if it was . . .
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September 25, 2009 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
And also, where was Chris Noth a.k.a. "Detective Bigs" farewell videos?
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September 25, 2009 on Choose Your Own Farewell Vincent D’Onofrio Fan Montage
Jeff Golblum alone, who owns the youth, gains the future
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September 25, 2009 on Choose Your Own Farewell Vincent D’Onofrio Fan Montage
I feel like "Open Water 2" is the real zinger here, because its the only one that should make perfect sense to the characters in the movie. "Everyone knows cell phones dont work on water!" - Biff
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September 23, 2009 on Can You Hear Me Now? No, Because You Are Dead
That picture/explanation of Dale is The World's Greatest
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September 23, 2009 on Mad Men: Belated Open Thread
I thought there were definitely funny parts to the movie (stupid tapes, polar bears' noses, etc.) but by the end I totally didn't think that it was in any way a comedy? Instead of seeing it as an absurd romp through the laughable trivialities of corporate America, I just saw it as one big framework around this character that we never really understood because he is a compulsive individual with serious issues centered around these techniques that he (and many, many intelligent people) use to try to manipulate the world to their own twisted reality. It was like a huge joke, and the punch-line was an isolated, sad, and repressed mind. So maybe it is a comedy, if half of comedy is surprise and it is all one big joke
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September 22, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Informant!
Okay, Hollywood is just reaching for anything as source material now. The Tooth Fairy? Yeah, we can stretch that to 90 minutes. I can't wait until "Trix: The Movie" when the rabbit finally catches up to those damn kids
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September 21, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Dwayne Johnson Is Still “The Rock”
Ooh, I smell a Best New Party Game "You're walking in the desert, you see a tortoise, and you reach down and flip the tortoise on its back. You fellate the tortoise. Why is that, Leon?"
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September 21, 2009 on Teacher Asks Her Students To Write Important Essay On Sibling Golden Showers
My Brothers Trapper Keeper
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August 29, 2009 on Best New Party Game 7
I dunno, is capitalism really the bad guy here, Michael Moore? Because I feel like capitalism is the thing that we are all trying very hard to fix.
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August 21, 2009 on Fingers Crossed For Michael Moore’s Capitalism: A Love Story
It's insane, this guy's taint!
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August 20, 2009 on Bad Idea Jeans, LITERALLY
It's insane, this guy's taint!
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August 20, 2009 on Bad Idea Jeans, LITERALLY
Thats what she said!! Like all of it! Am I right guys?
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August 18, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Cat Massage Lady
you so win at alliteration
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August 13, 2009 on Ripped From The Headlolololines
The real question is: why aren't we talking about this Ally McBeal convention? I want to go to there
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August 13, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: “Dudeism” Is Not A Religion
Angels dont look like that. Angels look like Because man! The History Channel!
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August 13, 2009 on The Apocalypse Looks A Lot Like The “Black Hole Sun” Video
I'm tired of all these fictional homosexual characters, they are destroying the literary sanctity of fake marriage, FIRST DUMBLEDORE AND NOW THIS!?
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August 13, 2009 on Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane
So what, you have to just get in the car that sells necro-bestiality to buy it? I feel like even for people into necro-bestiality, getting into a necro-bestio-mobile parked in the forest is like the king of bad ideas.
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August 11, 2009 on The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos: Remembered
This lady's "Crazy Internal Monologue" actually feels like an internal monologue. "To deny that is to deny your very soul"? Haha, whatever Shakespeare!
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August 11, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He’s Traveling
If they're not careful it's gonna get stuck like that
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August 5, 2009 on This Is Your Face
This makes me angry, but mostly because of the fact that I know my anger is completely and utterly useless directed Tucker Max. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
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August 4, 2009 on Someone Has Clearly Fast-Tracked Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell For The Worst Movie Of All Time
This makes me angry, but mostly because of the fact that I know my anger is completely and utterly useless directed Tucker Max. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
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August 4, 2009 on Someone Has Clearly Fast-Tracked Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell For The Worst Movie Of All Time