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In these spendthrift times, please also restrict your use of fancy 19th century slang words for fancy.
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August 12, 2013 on That’s Your Girlfriend: The Woman Asking For Money For Bigger Boobs On The Side Of The Road
I spotted them all (Empire Records), I officially win the 90s nerd crown! Well at least I get to wear it for the 20 seconds I'm typing this comment...right? please? C'MON!
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August 9, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Thank god he and Tia Tequila haven't joined forces, their electromagnetic hand powers combined could take over the universe!
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August 6, 2013 on A Guess At What Happened On Under The Dome Last Night
That really did take way a whole lot of failed tries before it posted, but you can't tell because only the last one ended up showing! Thanks for making me look dumb in front of my friends (strangers) Gabe's ghost.
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August 5, 2013 on “It’ll Be Cold Again” By Phil Matarese
http://i41.tinypic.com/29dxqhe.jpg This is gonna post 50 times when I finally get it to work!
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August 5, 2013 on “It’ll Be Cold Again” By Phil Matarese
Better now? http://i44.tinypic.com/2pt8p6s.jpg
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August 5, 2013 on Faces Made While Watching The Canyons
Are you and Kelly related??
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August 5, 2013 on Faces Made While Watching The Canyons
I would play Faces of Kelly Conaboy Bingo (TM).
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August 5, 2013 on Faces Made While Watching The Canyons
Kelly! Are you the last woman standing at the Videogum corral now? I spent all of Fri-Sun writing a position paper for my former (and future?!) boss' campaign, and so I missed the entire Gabe virtual funeral, ten thousand comment salute, river of tears...I guess that means that now is my time to write some kind of longish reflective comment? I hope that you are giving your face muscles a nice relaxing face massage after all those expressions you made, and that Gabe left you with at least twelve refrigerators of iced coffee and a few loops of cute animal footage so you can get through the rest of the summer's post load in one piece. We believe in you!
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August 5, 2013 on Faces Made While Watching The Canyons
I was gonna find a picture to illustrate why I thought this was kinda funny, but I got sidetracked/bored and found a coupon for $2 Jamba Juice instead.
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July 31, 2013 on RUMOR ALERT: Does Kristen Stewart Have A New Dog?!
I really hate when the paparazzi (puparazzi?) hit your dog with their freeze ray guns, so rude.
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July 31, 2013 on RUMOR ALERT: Does Kristen Stewart Have A New Dog?!
But are you one million Facebook fans? If not, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not hang out with Gerard Butler/An American Patriot at Le Baron Club.
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July 31, 2013 on Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans!
e e cummings doesn't have to capitalize Shit as far as I'm concerned (but I thought I would, just for good measure, oh and because puns)
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July 31, 2013 on Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans!
Gabe, you really do stream of consciousness like no other. I hope that you will at least, after this week, let us read your dream journal blog.
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July 31, 2013 on Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans!
I would like to start a "No thanks, Benedict Cumberbatch" not really fan club with you Specialk. #dreambig
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July 31, 2013 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Benedict Cumberbatch Is A “Sex God”
“I might not be great at first, but after a while you’ll feel like you prefer me and you’ll know I am a sex god.” – Benedict Cumberbatch / Almost every man ever
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July 31, 2013 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Benedict Cumberbatch Is A “Sex God”
I vote next terrible Teen Mom 9 etc post that we can't bear to discuss we open thread- Wild Rumors about Gabe's future profession(s)
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July 30, 2013 on What Else Do Celebs Text Each Other About, Do You Think?
Gabe is leaving VG so he can make texting Gwen about GOOP a FT job. ITS HARD WORK GUYS, thanks for taking one for the team Gabe/Blake Lively.
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July 30, 2013 on What Else Do Celebs Text Each Other About, Do You Think?
"Sure I like making traffic signs that help, you know, people drive...and not smash into playing children...but I really like making traffic signs that are quips on my name!" -Blake Lively, at her job that she doesn't like more than her personal life, traffic sign editor.
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July 30, 2013 on That’s Your Street Sign
If only we could prove a negative, so we could prove Blake Lively isn't real and not even have to debate her complete lack of awareness. Damn you limits of science!
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July 30, 2013 on Blake Lively IS The Quote Of The Day
I think flanny has a typo or two in there, which makes me unsure if this person who's LIFE PASSION was twitter, was a 5 or 6 year old....or they were 5 or 6 years older than flanny.. Important distinction, because are we calling children asses these days? If so, I'm great with that, but then also, 5/6 is pretty young to be passionate about twitter, so maybe they're our next poet laureate?! I need a lot more facts so I can go back to graduate school and write a dissertation about this.
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July 30, 2013 on Blake Lively IS The Quote Of The Day
Ashleigh battle, I'd watch it.
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July 30, 2013 on Blake Lively IS The Quote Of The Day
"Sometimes I like to do things I need to do, but I really like doing things I like to do"- Blake Lively's Hierarchy of Needs.
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July 30, 2013 on Blake Lively IS The Quote Of The Day