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In these spendthrift times, please also restrict your use of fancy 19th century slang words for fancy.

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August 12, 2013 on That’s Your Girlfriend: The Woman Asking For Money For Bigger Boobs On The Side Of The Road

I spotted them all (Empire Records), I officially win the 90s nerd crown! Well at least I get to wear it for the 20 seconds I’m typing this comment…right? please? C’MON!

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August 9, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

DRAMA, next on the Dome!

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August 6, 2013 on A Guess At What Happened On Under The Dome Last Night

Get a dome you two

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August 6, 2013 on A Guess At What Happened On Under The Dome Last Night

Thank god he and Tia Tequila haven’t joined forces, their electromagnetic hand powers combined could take over the universe!

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August 6, 2013 on A Guess At What Happened On Under The Dome Last Night

That really did take way a whole lot of failed tries before it posted, but you can’t tell because only the last one ended up showing! Thanks for making me look dumb in front of my friends (strangers) Gabe’s ghost.

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August 5, 2013 on “It’ll Be Cold Again” By Phil Matarese

This is gonna post 50 times when I finally get it to work!

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August 5, 2013 on “It’ll Be Cold Again” By Phil Matarese

Better now?

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August 5, 2013 on Faces Made While Watching The Canyons

Are you and Kelly related??

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August 5, 2013 on Faces Made While Watching The Canyons

I would play Faces of Kelly Conaboy Bingo (TM).

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August 5, 2013 on Faces Made While Watching The Canyons

Kelly! Are you the last woman standing at the Videogum corral now? I spent all of Fri-Sun writing a position paper for my former (and future?!) boss’ campaign, and so I missed the entire Gabe virtual funeral, ten thousand comment salute, river of tears…I guess that means that now is my time to write some kind of longish reflective comment?

I hope that you are giving your face muscles a nice relaxing face massage after all those expressions you made, and that Gabe left you with at least twelve refrigerators of iced coffee and a few loops of cute animal footage so you can get through the rest of the summer’s post load in one piece. We believe in you!

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August 5, 2013 on Faces Made While Watching The Canyons

I was gonna find a picture to illustrate why I thought this was kinda funny, but I got sidetracked/bored and found a coupon for $2 Jamba Juice instead.

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July 31, 2013 on RUMOR ALERT: Does Kristen Stewart Have A New Dog?!

I really hate when the paparazzi (puparazzi?) hit your dog with their freeze ray guns, so rude.

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July 31, 2013 on RUMOR ALERT: Does Kristen Stewart Have A New Dog?!

Bears just wanna have fun

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July 31, 2013 on Bear Rudely Ignored By Multiple Proprietors

Feta? Blue? Or B Cumbs?

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July 31, 2013 on Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans!

But are you one million Facebook fans? If not, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not hang out with Gerard Butler/An American Patriot at Le Baron Club.

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July 31, 2013 on Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans!

e e cummings doesn’t have to capitalize Shit as far as I’m concerned (but I thought I would, just for good measure, oh and because puns)

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July 31, 2013 on Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans!

Exactly

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July 31, 2013 on Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans!

Gabe, you really do stream of consciousness like no other. I hope that you will at least, after this week, let us read your dream journal blog.

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July 31, 2013 on Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans!

You’re growing on me already manners!

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July 31, 2013 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Benedict Cumberbatch Is A “Sex God”