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The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis’ Wax Figure

If you could have one thing for Valentine’s Day what would it be? Most people just want someone to love and a box of chocolates.
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 5:01 pm

This Is YOUR Nightmare: Yoga Faces

Have you guys heard about the latest craze to sweep bitter housewives? I have two words for you: FACE. YOGA. As we get older, we…
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 4:25 pm

Cat Vs. Baby

“Is this baby steppin’ to me?” -This Cat
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 3:18 pm

I’d Hit That: Oscar Edition

Check it out, y'all! "I'd Hit That" is coming to the big screen. (See what I did there? You see.) For those of you who…
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 2:37 pm

Is This the Beginning of the End of Spike Can Dance?

The internet fame looks like it is going to his head… Pump the brakes, Spike. Things look like they are…
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 1:24 pm

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Thanks for the memories, everyone! The coutless hours I spent on this blog were pretty fucking awesome. I made some great friends and had a hell of time. Also, thanks for letting me guest blog that one time. It was pretty fun, and a lot of work. It made me appreciate even more what you guys do.

That’ll do, Videogum, that’ll do.

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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum

I am about to head home and jump in tinychat. I am assuming everyone is already there, right? Anyway I was wondering if anyone has or can locate the photoshop of Monster avatars in the Lost church from the finale?Next week we will be all…


…when all along we were together, you guys.

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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys

My day has been pretty relaxed. I teach electives so I have a mix of juniors and seniors, the majority of which are juniors. The juniors are on retreat today and tomorrow, so I had a class of five, five, and currently two. I’ve been letting them watch Netflix, and they have all chosen Law & Order: SVU. Teenagers love fictionalized shows about special victims, you guys. Next period I get to leave early and take my pup to the vet. So that’s what’s going on with me.

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February 6, 2014 on How Is Everyone’s Day Today?

Aw, soft Gabe! I request more Soft Gabe reposts. Perhaps his review of Dirty Harry or Roseanne.

(I am posting for the first time on my work network since becoming a teacher. I feel so scandalous! I hope I don’t get a demerit! Hi, tech guys!)

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February 4, 2014 on I Am Love: A Foreign Film for People with Working Crotches

I just realized that I will never get my EGOT now! All I had left was that elusive motherfucker Editor’s Choice.

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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something

I was working at a music venue back in 2009 so I would check in on Stereogum occasionally. One fateful day I saw a banner for WMOAT. I read all of the posts and then discovered Lost recaps. I started reading daily mostly due to the very entertaining commentors. It took me a few months to start commenting, but eventually I did and it became a part of my daily routine (until I decided to go back to school–school and new jobs take up so much commenting time, you guys). I am very grateful that I did because I have met so many cool people both online and IRL many of whom I think will be lifelong friends. This may be a tiny blog in the corner of the interwebs, but it has been a big part of my life.

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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something

Robot, a round of iDrinks for my friendz!

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May 21, 2013 on A Short Story About A Man And His Bartender

It’s like werewolf planking doesn’t even matter anymore.

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May 21, 2013 on Zombie Parkour, FINALLY

This isn’t mine, but my mine is just like it…

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May 21, 2013 on Then + Now ’90s Teen Heartthrobs

The now picture makes him look like he would strip me of my skin and wear it.

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May 21, 2013 on Then + Now ’90s Teen Heartthrobs