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The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis’ Wax Figure

If you could have one thing for Valentine's Day what would it be? Most people just want someone to love and a box…
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 5:01 pm


This Is YOUR Nightmare: Yoga Faces

Have you guys heard about the latest craze to sweep bitter housewives? I have two words for you: FACE. YOGA. As we get older, we…
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 4:25 pm


Cat Vs. Baby

"Is this baby steppin' to me?" -This Cat
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 3:18 pm


I’d Hit That: Oscar Edition

Check it out, y'all! "I'd Hit That" is coming to the big screen. (See what I did there? You see.) For those of you who…
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 2:37 pm


Is This the Beginning of the End of Spike Can Dance?

The internet fame looks like it is going to his head... Pump the brakes, Spike. Things look like they are going…
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 1:24 pm


Happy Valentine’s Day: TV Kisses Supercut

Doesn't this make you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside? Now go make out with someone. Happy Valentine's Day! …
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 12:30 pm


John Hughes’ Long Lost The Legend of Zelda Trailer, You Guys

What's better than Zelda meets John Hughes? Trick question, class--you can't name anything better! If only this were a real movie... …
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 11:57 am


Saturday Night Live: Russell Brand and Chris Brown

Let me start this off by saying that I am a Saturday Night Live apologist. Yes, they have some sketches that miss the…
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 10:27 am


Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Thisismynightmare

No, wait...Everyone come's ok. It's me Thisismynightmare. Please, just have seat. We need to talk for a minute. As you know, Gabe…
thisismynightmare | February 14, 2011 - 10:07 am

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Thanks for the memories, everyone! The coutless hours I spent on this blog were pretty fucking awesome. I made some great friends and had a hell of time. Also, thanks for letting me guest blog that one time. It was pretty fun, and a lot of work. It made me appreciate even more what you guys do. That'll do, Videogum, that'll do.
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
I am about to head home and jump in tinychat. I am assuming everyone is already there, right? Anyway I was wondering if anyone has or can locate the photoshop of Monster avatars in the Lost church from the finale?Next week we will be all... ...when all along we were together, you guys.
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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys
My day has been pretty relaxed. I teach electives so I have a mix of juniors and seniors, the majority of which are juniors. The juniors are on retreat today and tomorrow, so I had a class of five, five, and currently two. I've been letting them watch Netflix, and they have all chosen Law & Order: SVU. Teenagers love fictionalized shows about special victims, you guys. Next period I get to leave early and take my pup to the vet. So that's what's going on with me.
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February 6, 2014 on How Is Everyone’s Day Today?
Aw, soft Gabe! I request more Soft Gabe reposts. Perhaps his review of Dirty Harry or Roseanne. (I am posting for the first time on my work network since becoming a teacher. I feel so scandalous! I hope I don't get a demerit! Hi, tech guys!)
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February 4, 2014 on I Am Love: A Foreign Film for People with Working Crotches
I just realized that I will never get my EGOT now! All I had left was that elusive motherfucker Editor's Choice.
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
I was working at a music venue back in 2009 so I would check in on Stereogum occasionally. One fateful day I saw a banner for WMOAT. I read all of the posts and then discovered Lost recaps. I started reading daily mostly due to the very entertaining commentors. It took me a few months to start commenting, but eventually I did and it became a part of my daily routine (until I decided to go back to school--school and new jobs take up so much commenting time, you guys). I am very grateful that I did because I have met so many cool people both online and IRL many of whom I think will be lifelong friends. This may be a tiny blog in the corner of the interwebs, but it has been a big part of my life.
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
Robot, a round of iDrinks for my friendz!
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May 21, 2013 on A Short Story About A Man And His Bartender
It's like werewolf planking doesn't even matter anymore.
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May 21, 2013 on Zombie Parkour, FINALLY
This isn't mine, but my mine is just like it...
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May 21, 2013 on Then + Now ’90s Teen Heartthrobs
The now picture makes him look like he would strip me of my skin and wear it.
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May 21, 2013 on Then + Now ’90s Teen Heartthrobs
I too wrote JTT a letter. By "a letter," I mean I wrote him once a month for a year. I got two responses and I still have them because why wouldn't I?
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May 21, 2013 on Then + Now ’90s Teen Heartthrobs
You mean Jordan Catalano...A-DUH!
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May 21, 2013 on Then + Now ’90s Teen Heartthrobs
Of all of these guys, he was probably the one that I was the least into, but DAMN, he is looking fiiiiiiiiiine.
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May 21, 2013 on Then + Now ’90s Teen Heartthrobs
To answer your question, yes, I'd hit that.
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May 21, 2013 on Then + Now ’90s Teen Heartthrobs
I took the risk and watched the video. Of course, I just so happened to leave my classroom door unlocked today, and a student walked in on me sobbing. No risk, no reward????
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May 21, 2013 on Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog During Interview
I am celebrating tonight because I have the whole week off for Thanksgiving! PARTY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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November 16, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
His jacket looks like one of those jackets that a grandma who thinks of herself as "sassy" would wear.
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November 16, 2012 on Scary Piano Juggler And His Little Friend In A Nice Chair
Tweet the Vote? OR #tweethevote Soooooooooooooo meta.
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November 6, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Election Day
First you let birds vote, the next thing you know our children will be marrying them. MARRYING a BIRD! You decide, man.
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November 6, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Election Day
Jon Hamm's penis for president!
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November 6, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!