TigerMachine

Comments from TigerMachine

Give me a break!
Give me a break!
Break me off a piece of that insulin shot!

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February 22, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah’s Chocolate Set

I really don’t like the parallel Lost. I watch the show for what happens on the island. Without the island there ain’t no show! Get back to my stories.

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February 18, 2010 on Lost S06E04: Locke It Down! (Sorry!)

Seriousgum, dude has some issues. Takes me back to my days of working mental health clinics, he has some borderline personality disorder traits.

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February 11, 2010 on What Exactly Was The Alec Baldwin Misunderstanding?

Once again I am on my mission for Hamlet 2 to be featured here. It’s so bad! Please, hate it with me.

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February 9, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity

A sexy asshole.

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February 9, 2010 on Quick Reminder: Sarah Palin Is An Asshole

I just hope my favorite jam, You Are Everybody, makes its way to the series finale!

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February 3, 2010 on Lost S06E01-02: Night Of A Thousand What?!s

It’s called raise the roof. You start with your hands like this.

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January 13, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Conan O’Brien And Jay Leno

I just woke up from a dream where Gabe and I were playing Super Mario Kart. How am I supposed to face reality now?

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January 12, 2010 on People Who Are Suicidal Because Of Avatar Make Me Suicidal

Phoenix is home to the Arizona State Hospital where all of the Grand Canyon state’s mentally unfit reside. Maybe she is going back for a tune up. Though I think she is just fine.

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January 5, 2010 on Your Mom On An Airplane To Phoenix

Please no more Hulu clips.

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January 4, 2010 on How’s Our Driving?

RIP

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January 4, 2010 on All Girl Juggalo Mosh Pit. You’re Welcome!

You didn’t drink the anecdote!

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January 4, 2010 on Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread

Anecdotes are so delicious!

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January 4, 2010 on Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread

I know I should be looking at the young ladies dancing, but is the song in the background about burning corpses and having sex with them?

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January 4, 2010 on All Girl Juggalo Mosh Pit. You’re Welcome!

Oh, Pirate Radio was terrible.

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December 8, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats

The movie Sour Grapes is horrible! Not sure if it got a major release, but oh man. If you can make it through the entire movie you are a strong man. Also, another attempt at getting Hamlet 2 on the list!

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December 8, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats

Yes!!! Hamlet 2 is the worst! Of all time!

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November 24, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer

The cat wants a cheeseburger? I don’t get it.

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November 18, 2009 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon

The Trash Man vs. The Talibum. Classic match up.

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October 30, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

Really? The Office was harsh, Jim pulled the biggest dick move ever. That seemed so out of character for him to get Michael out of the office. It felt wrong of him to go that far behind Michael’s back to get his job. And now they are co-managers? Where is the funny in that?

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September 25, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Is STILL Back!