tiredandwired

Comments from tiredandwired

When he played this at the 9:30 club back in April, the whole crowd just went nuts. I've been waiting to hear this song again, so good.
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December 15, 2014 on Panda Bear – “Boys Latin” Video
As much as I love Jurassic Park, and as much as I have to suspend my disbelief watching a movie with DINOSAURS WALKING AROUND, I have one big problem with a particular scene, and its lapse in logic is so bad that it takes me right out of the movie, so here goes: In the scene where the characters are in the ride contraption learning about DINO DNA (please read with a ridiculous accent), they swing over to where the eggs are hatching, and everyone wants to go down and look. Hammond says they can't get out until the ride thing is over, but they do so anyways and go down to where the Velociraptors are hatching. THIS IS THE PART THAT KILLS ME: Hammond says that the dinosaur bonds with the first person they see, and that he has been there FOR EVERY FUCKING HATCHING. There are literally dozens of eggs in the area, clearly hatching all the time. If they had stayed in the ride, Hammond would have missed it. They try to cover it up with the line aimed at the technician ("Why didn't you tell me they were about to hatch?"), but that still doesn't solve the problem that this is a 70 YEAR OLD MAN WHO WALKS WITH A CANE. There is no way in hell he would be there for every hatching, even if he slept in the room. They could have easily left that line out, but their insistence on keeping an impossible line in ruined the entire experience for me. Rant over. Carry on.
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April 11, 2013 on This Is How Engineers Built An Animatronic T-Rex For Jurassic Park!
Agreed on Everywhere. "Night on the Sun" is one of the best songs Modest Mouse ever recorded.
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March 6, 2013 on Modest Mouse Albums From Worst To Best
Great use of the word "esoteric" in an article about a woman having loud sex.
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January 10, 2013 on Sounds Like Topper Had A Fun New Year’s
Good to see "All Hands and the Cook" make the list. Originally, it wasn't one of my favorites, but after seeing it played live, it really has an amazing energy to it. It's clear that it's one of the band's favorite songs to play live.
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January 10, 2013 on The 10 Best Walkmen Songs
Well this explains why we haven't seen Wilmer Valderrama in years: he's been too busy diligently getting neck tattoos.
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September 11, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Chris Brown Neck Tattoo Meme
You can't see it from that angle but there is a Blake Lively tattoo on the other side of Ryan Gosling's neck.
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September 11, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Chris Brown Neck Tattoo Meme
No one saying "Czech please!" during the cafe scene felt like a wasted opportunity.
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September 4, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E08: To Be Continued…!
This nursery contains an insufficient amount of Nickelback lyrics.
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August 21, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Lost Themed Nursery
If there's ever a casting call for a patient having a seizure in a medical drama, I may know a guy.
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August 16, 2012 on Now, Here’s The Thing
and my wine-soaked computer.
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August 16, 2012 on Now, Here’s The Thing
Um, the quickest route from Boston to Baltimore is through New York and Philadelphia. Solid planning.
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July 24, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Soup Nazi Soup Truck
It would be awesome if this were the only comment on the entire post.
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July 23, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E02: Walt Is Very Frustrating
You can actually claim the murdered people as "retroactively deceased", clearing you of any legal ramifications.
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July 17, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bane & Company
I'm not even going to bother guessing what the car horn sounds like.
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July 11, 2012 on That’s Your Lawn Company’s Trailer: Lawn Order
"I'd like to apply for the bartender job. What would I be doing on the job?" "Well, you aren't actually going to be making drinks, because underwater." "So what would be my responsibilities?" "How good are you at standing and handing strangers mysterious bottles?" "Okay, I guess?" "You're hired."
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June 14, 2012 on See You Guys Later, At The Underwater Nightclub!
When Don and Roger leave through the front door of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce to go meet with Dupont, Sterling Cooper is on one of the doors with Draper Pryce on the other. When Don leaves, he goes through the Draper Pryce side, opening the door by pushing right in between where it says Draper and Pryce. That would be the last time Don leaves the office with Lane alive. Matthew Weiner enjoys small details.
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June 4, 2012 on Mad Men: Everybody Hurts
Does anyone have Sherman Hemsley's number? I have something I want him to stand on real quick.
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May 21, 2012 on That’s Your Girlfriend: This Racist
Did you know there were 143 episodes of Saved By The Bell: The New Class? How...how does that happen?
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May 7, 2012 on Mad Men: So This Is Just The Megan Show, Now?
I think it's because Megan is being utilized differently than the other characters in the show that may cause a negative reaction. Megan isn't there to be a character that we are going to feel such a strong connection with; it's more how the characters that we already care about react to her decisions. Megan is a sign of the times; it's doubtful that she would have gotten much respect even two seasons ago. Mad Men is still driven by Don and Peggy; it's Don's mixture of confusion and yearning to adapt and Peggy's feelings about how people should react to advertising that is driving the story along, not if Megan is going to get a bit part in a commercial.
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May 7, 2012 on Mad Men: So This Is Just The Megan Show, Now?
I'm not sure if he should feel relieved that the bear didn't chase him or insulted that the bear thought a stationary garbage can was more interesting than him.
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April 10, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Texting Man Meets Bear
You know what's cooler than a thousand words? Millions of dollars lost on production costs and marketing. Wait no it's not.
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March 13, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: A Thousand Words On RottenTomatoes
Why is it that the fact that he's not wearing a belt bothered me the most? There's other things, like practically everything else in this picture, that should bother me more, right? Nope. Belt.
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March 6, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Paula Deen And Your Boyfriend
I'm happy to get the number 1 comment, but I'm also sad that Twin Peaks didn't win. I think this pretty much sums up how I feel right now: http://i41.tinypic.com/4vms9h.gif
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February 17, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments