Comments from tiredandwired

When he played this at the 9:30 club back in April, the whole crowd just went nuts. I've been waiting to hear this song again, so good.
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December 15, 2014 on Panda Bear – “Boys Latin” Video
As much as I love Jurassic Park, and as much as I have to suspend my disbelief watching a movie with DINOSAURS WALKING AROUND, I have one big problem with a particular scene, and its lapse in logic is so bad that it takes me right out of the movie, so here goes: In the scene where the characters are in the ride contraption learning about DINO DNA (please read with a ridiculous accent), they swing over to where the eggs are hatching, and everyone wants to go down and look. Hammond says they can't get out until the ride thing is over, but they do so anyways and go down to where the Velociraptors are hatching. THIS IS THE PART THAT KILLS ME: Hammond says that the dinosaur bonds with the first person they see, and that he has been there FOR EVERY FUCKING HATCHING. There are literally dozens of eggs in the area, clearly hatching all the time. If they had stayed in the ride, Hammond would have missed it. They try to cover it up with the line aimed at the technician ("Why didn't you tell me they were about to hatch?"), but that still doesn't solve the problem that this is a 70 YEAR OLD MAN WHO WALKS WITH A CANE. There is no way in hell he would be there for every hatching, even if he slept in the room. They could have easily left that line out, but their insistence on keeping an impossible line in ruined the entire experience for me. Rant over. Carry on.
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April 11, 2013 on This Is How Engineers Built An Animatronic T-Rex For Jurassic Park!
Agreed on Everywhere. "Night on the Sun" is one of the best songs Modest Mouse ever recorded.
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March 6, 2013 on Modest Mouse Albums From Worst To Best
Great use of the word "esoteric" in an article about a woman having loud sex.
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January 10, 2013 on Sounds Like Topper Had A Fun New Year’s
Good to see "All Hands and the Cook" make the list. Originally, it wasn't one of my favorites, but after seeing it played live, it really has an amazing energy to it. It's clear that it's one of the band's favorite songs to play live.
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January 10, 2013 on The 10 Best Walkmen Songs
Well this explains why we haven't seen Wilmer Valderrama in years: he's been too busy diligently getting neck tattoos.
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September 11, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Chris Brown Neck Tattoo Meme
You can't see it from that angle but there is a Blake Lively tattoo on the other side of Ryan Gosling's neck.
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September 11, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Chris Brown Neck Tattoo Meme
No one saying "Czech please!" during the cafe scene felt like a wasted opportunity.
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September 4, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E08: To Be Continued…!
This nursery contains an insufficient amount of Nickelback lyrics.
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August 21, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Lost Themed Nursery
If there's ever a casting call for a patient having a seizure in a medical drama, I may know a guy.
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August 16, 2012 on Now, Here’s The Thing
and my wine-soaked computer.
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August 16, 2012 on Now, Here’s The Thing
Um, the quickest route from Boston to Baltimore is through New York and Philadelphia. Solid planning.
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July 24, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Soup Nazi Soup Truck
It would be awesome if this were the only comment on the entire post.
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July 23, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E02: Walt Is Very Frustrating
You can actually claim the murdered people as "retroactively deceased", clearing you of any legal ramifications.
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July 17, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bane & Company