Tom Foolery

Comments from Tom Foolery

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pajama Jeans
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October 6, 2010 on Best New Party Game 33: #TiredMovies
How Serta Got Her Groove Back
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October 6, 2010 on Best New Party Game 33: #TiredMovies
I'm looking forward to sharing the ancient tale of Antoine Dodson with my grandchildren... when they arrive home from school this afternoon.
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August 2, 2010 on Antoine Dodson’s Internet Cycle Already Complete
I made a comment that someone else had already made, and all I got were these stupid downvotes. Blerg; sorry Ozark Kisses.
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May 18, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Xavier Beauvois’s Cool New T-Shirt
My colleague drugged and sodomized an underage girl, and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.
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May 18, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Xavier Beauvois’s Cool New T-Shirt
Xavier Beauvois pulls [a t-shirt] off the shelf. “Rape-Rape, by Polanski. Rape stuff. That’s what I wear,” he says, putting it back. “That’s what I wear.”
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May 18, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Xavier Beauvois’s Cool New T-Shirt
You need to read more funny sentences. This looks like fun, and if I had the means, I would RRUUUUUUUUUUUN to this event.
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May 16, 2010 on Stereogum & Videogum Present: The ‘Gum Bowl
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/3957/jr8uvljpg.gif Agreed.
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April 23, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Two episodes of 30 Rock is one of the only things that can almost make no Parks & Rec acceptable (almost).
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April 23, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
This comment succinctly sums up how I felt about last night's episodes; now if you'll excuse me I need to give a banana to Annie's Boobs.
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April 23, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
French Revolution : Squeezy Revolution :: Liberty, Equality, Fraternity : Kids, Nikes, Playstation
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April 21, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Soy Sauce Tax Form Guy
Fuckin' taxes, how do they work!?
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April 21, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Soy Sauce Tax Form Guy
Clearly you haven't played Ms. Pac Man. Also all of the Mario games...
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April 12, 2010 on That’s Your Video Game: Mean Girls: The Game
This is fantastic; I just sent this video to all my friends, so expect like 4 more views any minute now.
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April 9, 2010 on Gabe And Max Are The New H&R Blocks
Boner Ghost: http://videogum.com/160732/will-forte-is-a-one-man-improv-everywhere/behind-the-scenes/
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April 9, 2010 on Kiely Williams Just Says What We’re All Nightmaring
The allusion to face-peeing leaves me with one question: do you pee out of your testicles, Gabe? Is that something that's going to happen to me when I get older? My body is undergoing so many changes that I don't understand right now. Jolly Ranchers!
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April 9, 2010 on Hugh Jackman Is Going To Have To Start Wearing Pants On His Face
As sad as this sounds, I think that at this point, her traveling abroad to film a pointless and self-serving reality television program, thereby leaving her kids in the hands of someone else, is one of the best things that she can do for them. That being said, woof; these shows.
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April 8, 2010 on SPOILER ALERT: TV Will Continue To Often Be Terrible
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9089/grimace2r.jpg
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April 8, 2010 on The Fifth Summer Jam Of 2010
Nothing can take down the Grimace.
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April 8, 2010 on The Fifth Summer Jam Of 2010
Let's hear Charles out on this one; maybe Questlove has a gay accent? You know how we all hate those.
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April 8, 2010 on A Preview Of Tonight’s Videogum Birthday Party
The introduction to this video is a continuous string of TWSS. Just sayin'.
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April 8, 2010 on A Preview Of Tonight’s Videogum Birthday Party
Also, "Fucking pixels, how do they work?"
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April 8, 2010 on Operation Watch This: Pixels
This kid in 10 years: "Nah, that's not me; must just be someone who looked similar when we were younger." Mom in video: "That was Timmy Dumont, singing Bad Romance." This kid in 10 years: "Dammit."
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April 8, 2010 on Kids Sing Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” In Their Underpants The Darndest Things
Upon reading this comment, I performed several air-fives, in order determine the optimal method; the things I do for love (Topher).
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April 7, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
"I resent the sacrilege Sean Hannity commits by even mentioning himself in the same sentence as other douches. I would not even allow him to say “Hello, douchestore? This is Sean Hannity. Could you send over a new douche?” He should show respect by ordering anonymously."
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April 6, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Sean Hannity Is A Feminine Hygiene Product
Blerg, apparently I smacked my head of a tree and forgot how to speak GIF; here goes round 2: http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7176/dennisrape.gif
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March 31, 2010 on Lost S06E11: Don’t Tase Jin, Bro!