Tom Foolery

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40 Days and 40 Winks

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October 6, 2010 on Best New Party Game 33: #TiredMovies

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pajama Jeans

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October 6, 2010 on Best New Party Game 33: #TiredMovies

How Serta Got Her Groove Back

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October 6, 2010 on Best New Party Game 33: #TiredMovies

I’m looking forward to sharing the ancient tale of Antoine Dodson with my grandchildren… when they arrive home from school this afternoon.

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August 2, 2010 on Antoine Dodson’s Internet Cycle Already Complete

I made a comment that someone else had already made, and all I got were these stupid downvotes. Blerg; sorry Ozark Kisses.

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May 18, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Xavier Beauvois’s Cool New T-Shirt

My colleague drugged and sodomized an underage girl, and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.

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May 18, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Xavier Beauvois’s Cool New T-Shirt

Xavier Beauvois pulls [a t-shirt] off the shelf. “Rape-Rape, by Polanski. Rape stuff. That’s what I wear,” he says, putting it back. “That’s what I wear.”

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May 18, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Xavier Beauvois’s Cool New T-Shirt

You need to read more funny sentences.

This looks like fun, and if I had the means, I would RRUUUUUUUUUUUN to this event.

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May 16, 2010 on Stereogum & Videogum Present: The ‘Gum Bowl

Agreed.

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April 23, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

Two episodes of 30 Rock is one of the only things that can almost make no Parks & Rec acceptable (almost).

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April 23, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

This comment succinctly sums up how I felt about last night’s episodes; now if you’ll excuse me I need to give a banana to Annie’s Boobs.

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April 23, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

French Revolution : Squeezy Revolution :: Liberty, Equality, Fraternity : Kids, Nikes, Playstation

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April 21, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Soy Sauce Tax Form Guy

Fuckin’ taxes, how do they work!?

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April 21, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Soy Sauce Tax Form Guy

Clearly you haven’t played Ms. Pac Man. Also all of the Mario games…

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April 12, 2010 on That’s Your Video Game: Mean Girls: The Game

This is fantastic; I just sent this video to all my friends, so expect like 4 more views any minute now.

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April 9, 2010 on Gabe And Max Are The New H&R Blocks

The allusion to face-peeing leaves me with one question: do you pee out of your testicles, Gabe? Is that something that’s going to happen to me when I get older? My body is undergoing so many changes that I don’t understand right now. Jolly Ranchers!

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April 9, 2010 on Hugh Jackman Is Going To Have To Start Wearing Pants On His Face

As sad as this sounds, I think that at this point, her traveling abroad to film a pointless and self-serving reality television program, thereby leaving her kids in the hands of someone else, is one of the best things that she can do for them. That being said, woof; these shows.

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April 8, 2010 on SPOILER ALERT: TV Will Continue To Often Be Terrible
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April 8, 2010 on The Fifth Summer Jam Of 2010