Tom Foolery

Comments from Tom Foolery

Finally remembered my Videogum password after like 5 years, and the site's finished now; dammit.
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February 22, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
A double-post that's upvoted; this holiday is really bringing us together. Upvotes all around! We're gonna need a bigger monster's ball!
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November 26, 2009 on Thank(sgiving) You, Monsters
Literally the most worthwhile website on the interwebs; guaranteed daily LOLs, plus a fantastic commenting community. Thanks for everything Gabe. Happy Thanksgiving, fellow monsters!
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November 25, 2009 on Thank(sgiving) You, Monsters
Good thing the idea for an Irish themed Real World featuring an excess of cursing, drinking and brawling was scrapped before production began. What's that? They're going ahead with Boondock Saints 2? That's it, I'm writing a letter.
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November 25, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: MTV’s Jersey Shore Is Offensive Trash Television
How badly do you have to get embarrassed in rap battles early in your career as an aspiring hip-hop artist to think that joining this group is all you have left?
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November 25, 2009 on “Christian Side Hug,” By Popular Demand
All I know is, I just sat in front of my computer smiling like a fool for about 4 minutes and 46 seconds. Well played, Muppets.
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November 25, 2009 on Being Honest About The Muppets “Bohemian Rhapsody” Thing
More like The Hillgrims amirite? But yeah I didn't find it very amusing either.
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November 24, 2009 on Operation Watch This: Pilgrims
I didn't see this movie, so I don't have much to add other than that "Gushers, son!" is now my go-to greeting / expression of excitement.
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November 23, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Twilight: New Moon
Relax tingletrent. Besides, Temptation said lowercase "apple", so I'm pretty sure he's referring to the time Jimmy Fallon tried to sell him a piece of fruit on the street in New York as he is often seen doing.
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November 23, 2009 on Elvis Costello Jams With The Roots, Colbert
Every time he was just Joseph Gordon-Levitt he was awkwardly over-excited; he shook Al Gore's hand so hard at the end of the show that he knocked his teeth all out of place. However, as other people have mentioned, he was quite good in the sketches, and the show was consistently funny for the first time in a while. Keenan's delivery of lines such as "and a penis" and "swinging like my balls" in the digital short killed me.
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November 23, 2009 on Saturday Night Live: Relax, TechnoJosephGordonLevitt
"Don't worry, I'm all over the butt one." I'm sure there's a joke to be made here but I couldn't think of anything that was funnier than the original phrase, so I figured I'd just take a note from youtube commenters and rewrite my favorite part. You're welcome.
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November 20, 2009 on World’s Greatest Freak Out Kids Are Taking It To The Next Level
It was nice of you to apologize to The Department of Good Taste, but they already have their hands full with Sofia Vergara... pun intended.
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November 18, 2009 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
I seem to have missed the word "not"; "not receiving any sort of funding..." that makes more sense. I do that when I'm talking sometimes too, but it's far easier to just ignore it when that happens.
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November 17, 2009 on This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd’s “Spaceship”
So despite receiving any sort of funding or professional backing, George Lucas is going ahead with Star Wars episode VII?
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November 17, 2009 on This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd’s “Spaceship”
As pumped up as those clips made me about the idea of bringing down the Saw franchise (it doesn't take much to get me excited about the idea of bringing down the Saw franchise), might I suggest "Champion of My Heart" by Richie Cunning as another possible theme song? Quick! Exercise montage! Let's do this!
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November 13, 2009 on The Makers Of Saw Are Professors Business Over Here
I don't think Jimmy Dickens even had knowledge of the incident that he was coincidentally mocking. Did you hear the emotion in his voice when he said "of all time"? He just genuinely loved Taylor's video, and clearly what you do when you love a music video is jump on the stage at an unimportant award show to defend it. The difference is being cute and old as opposed to obnoxious and drunk.
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November 12, 2009 on The 2009 CMA’s Surprisingly Devoid Of Kanye Jokes (Not!)
Gabe, the new barfing image you've been using lately is fitting of your plight as an entertainment blogger. She is clearly vomiting due to a poor decision on her part: partaking in some milk drinking competition that was sure to turn out awful for her while entertaining others. You watch shows and movies that are sure to be horrendous in order to effectively keep us monsters entertained. Therefore, e-barf, everywhere, and I just want you to know that I speak for all monsters when I say I'd hold your e-hair.
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November 11, 2009 on thirtysomething: South By Southeast
You go Napoleon Complex, work that caps lock key on this horrible show; you crazy for this comment, American Patriot. But in all seriousness, your rage is completely justified, I tried to watch this show last night and I URGH'd in real life.
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November 11, 2009 on V: Sometimes I Feel Like Some V’s Are Watching Me