Comments from tomjoad

was there something weird about the colors on mike's grandaughter's hungry hungry hippos game? serious important concerns over here, you guys.
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July 23, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E02: Walt Is Very Frustrating
paddy's pub on parks and rec!?
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January 13, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
you're referring to an irish wake. a viking funeral would be if they put the whole show in a row boat, then push the boat off into the water, then shot it with a flaming arrow.
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December 21, 2011 on A Viking Funeral For Bored To Death
with the fate of the show hanging in the balance, i kind of loved that this was the episode of community that aired last night. what better way to demonstrate the show's accessibility than making an entire episode in homage to francis ford coppola and heart of darkness? A+
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November 18, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
no no no. he's just preparing for his lead role in an upcoming shane macgowan biopic.
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November 14, 2011 on Liam Neeson Peed His Pants
but seriously... completely pointless flashback opener yet again. seriously dumb way to illustrate how much shane supposedly cares about lori and carl. we get it. anything with daryl is awesome. i actually thought the merle hallucinations were well done. usually the show is pretty awkward and heavy-handed with stuff like that. it made no sense to have the zombie chewing on his foot when he woke up. by all logic, daryl should have awoken to his throat being torn out. but as long as daryl gets to keep living and being awesome, i don't mind. ZOMBIE BARN! i wonder what's going on in there. is hershel doing zombie experiments? can we just throw andrea into the zombie barn?
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November 14, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?
andrea is giving kate from lost a run for her money in race for WORST CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION.
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November 14, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?
you know, just the other day i found myself wondering whatever happened to predictability. now i know!
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November 10, 2011 on The Kaplans’ Full House Intro Recreation Video Will Win You Over
i'll bet brett ratner's life is a lot like entourage. and i'll bet brett ratner spends a lot of time talking about how much his life is like entourage.
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November 8, 2011 on New Commenters’ New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks!
at this point i wouldn't be surprised if they told us that the farm house has an invisible force field on it that keeps zombies away, despite the fact that they do really stupid things like leave the porch lights on at night and don't close the shades. and the force field is also the reason the house has hot water and electricity.
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October 31, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut
can you believe it's already been two years since those two drunk ewoks ruined that today show segment and ann curry was the least fun person of all time?
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October 31, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Picture Of Matt Lauer In His Good Halloween Costume
whoa. there's something strange in the GABErhood. amirite!?!
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October 31, 2011 on The Top 5 Covers Of The Ghostbusters Theme Song
god bless beavis and butthead. welcome home, fart knockers.
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October 28, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
"Nirvana's Kurt Cobain is said to have been ecstatic at having the video for "Smells Like Teen Spirit" praised by Beavis and Butt-head, and deemed it a great compliment."
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October 28, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links! coincidentally i've been watching so much x files recently. like all the x files.
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October 26, 2011 on UNDENIABLE Evidence: There’s An Alien In The Rainforest!
pet nutz bait is just like a mini mall...
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October 24, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Commercial For Live Bait
how to make it in america: step 1: play finch in american pie. step 2: be on this show.
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October 24, 2011 on Can We Talk About How To Make It In America For A Second?
miss lippy's car is green. billy likes to drink soda.
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October 24, 2011 on Scientology’s Trey Parker And Matt Stone Investigation Seems Effective
so despite all of the feelings sharing going on all the time, we really still only know t-dog as "t-dog?" i mean... reeeeeeeeeeeeally? #thatsracist
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October 24, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?!
my college self would be furious at the wanton waste of solo cups happening in this video. THOSE CUPS COST MONEY, PEOPLE.
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October 12, 2011 on Country Music Star Toby Keith Wrote A Song For Alcoholic Children About Plastic Cups?
look big daddy, it's regular daddy!
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October 4, 2011 on Will A Money Dispute Put An End To The Simpsons?
"you got greedy, cast of the simpsons."
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October 4, 2011 on Will A Money Dispute Put An End To The Simpsons?
for the love of god cancel it! we've been waiting too long for chief wiggum's spinoff!
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October 4, 2011 on Will A Money Dispute Put An End To The Simpsons?
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September 30, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
so THAT'S what it would be like if wilson ever gave tim an orgasm through the fence. now i know.
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September 29, 2011 on Welcome To The Tim Allen Zone!
in the immortal words of bone thugs n harmony, see you at tha crossroads, andy rooney's 60 minutes segments.
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September 28, 2011 on R.I.P. Andy Rooney’s News Segment
considering this is florida we're talking about, just be happy it wasn't a meth pipe.
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September 27, 2011 on BAD PARENTING ALERT!
did chris (simpsons artist) from "simpsons pictures that i gone and done" change mediums?
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September 27, 2011 on These Are Your Simpsons Costumes