Comments from Son of Gabe

When I was younger I was very very very religous. I became this way after I read a description of hell somewhere and to this day that description is the most terrifying thing I've ever read. Upon reading this I decided to become a christian not because I believe in God, but because Iwas afraid of going to hell. I read the bible and obeyed every commandment written in it. One commandment that I specifically paid attention to was Leviticus 18:22 which states "Man shall not lay with man, it is abomination" I began to be very homophobic, used the word 'fag' as often as I could and even blamed some of my problems on gays. A few years later after some thought and a confusing dream involving Paul Newman circa 1958 and a hotel room in Venice I realized that I am gay. A few months later, I came out and I'm the happiest I've ever been. What I'm saying is, if you ever need to talk Rick, I'm here for you.
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December 7, 2011 on It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He’s Talking About
Those corgis look kinda gay.
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December 7, 2011 on It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He’s Talking About
My parents are going to watch the hell out of this show.
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December 6, 2011 on ¡Rob! Looks Muy Gooooooooooood Just Kidding!
Hey guys! I haven't been able to comment lately. Miss you :-(
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November 4, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
You're back! I missed you!
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September 23, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/12/128998567635903279.jpg
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September 23, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
You can't dislike a show whilst profiting off of its female lead's ass. You have to pick a side.
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September 23, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
I still have my fingers crossed for Gabe to write an angry scathing review of Whitney ala Outsoucred, The Jay Dunham Show and The Jeff Leno Show.
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September 23, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Concert Addict?
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September 23, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
I have a fairly decent gaydar and whenever Rick Santorum speaks red lights go off on it and flags wave from its sides.
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September 23, 2011 on Another Republican Debate, Another Disgusting Nightmare!
"Shut the fuck up, facetaco!" - Kelly
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September 23, 2011 on Another Republican Debate, Another Disgusting Nightmare!
Bruce! http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu84/blancos_2009/Bruce%20Springsteen%20Spain%202009/1.jpg
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September 23, 2011 on Another Republican Debate, Another Disgusting Nightmare!
What else can you expect from a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter?
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September 23, 2011 on Another Republican Debate, Another Disgusting Nightmare!
Congrats, Mad Men you deserved it!
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September 18, 2011 on 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party
No spares?
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September 18, 2011 on 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party
Does this mean you'll start commenting again?
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September 18, 2011 on 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party
It's been great having all my internet friends commenting on Videogum like in the old days. We should do this again some time.
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September 18, 2011 on 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party
"I know, let's sing Hallelujah for the In Memoriam at The Emmy's just to keep it original!"
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September 18, 2011 on 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party