Comments from Trevor

“I check the tags.” –You.

“I must rush to the comments section to declare its fakeness (and possible gayness)!” –Me.

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June 9, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Debbie

I hate to be your favorite YouTube commenter, but NO WAY. Nope. Once she got to the part about putting them in baskets and on rainbows, I had to stop believing that an MBA grad from Villanova would understand so little about marketing.

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June 9, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Debbie

I appreciate your comment and I also liked the movie. I wasn’t fishing for upvotes in my lame #dadjoke of a comment, but I also think that these threads–even before the voting system–was never a place for serious critical analysis. (Keep in mind this is coming from someone who comments once every couple months these days.) When it happens here, it happens organically. And commenting about the nature of the comments, even after just a dozen of them (before the thread is even warmed up), is actually counterproductive.

What I’m saying is, maybe you should have just posted your second comment and seen where it went before criticizing.

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June 1, 2011 on Operation Watch This: Dripped

I ate a painting of dogs playing poker and immediately woofed it up.

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June 1, 2011 on Operation Watch This: Dripped

Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” video would like to have ein Wort mit diesem Herr.

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March 14, 2011 on Das Unheimliche

Rachel Getting Spay(rri)ed

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January 19, 2011 on What Should Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman Catch-Phrase Be In The Dark Knight Rises?


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December 7, 2010 on Blah Blah Blah Superblah

I just can’t stop looking at my boyfriend’s face. It’s this perfect mix of Howard the Duck and Quato. Two of my favorite movie characters.

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October 19, 2010 on Your Boyfriend Gets Revenge On Your Girlfriend On C-Span (Awkwaaarrrrd!)

Yeah, he’s my boyfriend, but I defy anyone to resist a personals ad like this. (Scroll down.)

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October 19, 2010 on Your Boyfriend Gets Revenge On Your Girlfriend On C-Span (Awkwaaarrrrd!)

I keep waiting for something to happen. Something to pass in front of the window. Then I realize two things: nothing will. And I’m jealous of your window.

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September 15, 2010 on Today We Give Thanks For The Jobs That We Have!

“But why would you when you can more easily masturbate?” asks the now-41-year-old candidate for the U.S. mutha(non)fuckin’ Senate.

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September 15, 2010 on Anti-Masturbation Candidate Christine O’Donnell Wins Delaware Primary (That Is Your Candidate, Delaware)

Marry me.

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September 3, 2010 on So This Is How The Summer Ends

Were her amigos the robbers or the other people in the store?

I’ll take my answer off the air.

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September 2, 2010 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Gas Station Robbery Eyewitness

I generally use Armor-all on my tires. But thanks for the offer!

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August 10, 2010 on NSFW: Inception-Themed Craigslist Rim Job Posting

This pair of comments is exactly why I like watching college basketball instead of the NBA. Playing as a team, setups, assists, rebounds. *Everyone* (get it) contributes.

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August 2, 2010 on Looking Good, Gary Oldman!

Too right. If those are baggy mom jeans, I’ve got some serious wardrobe examination to do.

After that I can go nail down the melody to “Can I Borrow a Feeling?”

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July 29, 2010 on The Return Of Sad Keanu, Now With Protective Helmet

Barky Madoff?

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July 20, 2010 on Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail OR: Animals Dressed For Work

I read an interview today with the guy who played the chemist and he said two things about the top: 1) He clearly hears a wobble as the screen cuts to black. And 2) it’s less important what the top does than it is that Cobb walks away from it without registering what it does. It signifies that he’s free of the obsession.

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July 19, 2010 on The Sorcerer’s Apprentice Open Thread

“Not enough pretty girls.” –Steve Winwood

I’m pretty sure you don’t know what “contrived” means. It’s a movie about people entering each other’s dreams.

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July 19, 2010 on The Sorcerer’s Apprentice Open Thread