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Damn it! Segel. Thanks for the correction, laughcamp.
0 | 7/19/10 1:36 PM
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Jason Segal as nerd-villain Vector was my favorite. And Gru's little yellow Minions? Adorable! Of course, I was pretty sure that the oldest orphan would try and make some iCarly joke in there somewhere. And then she didn't! Kuhdooz, director of that movie!
+8 | 7/19/10 11:29 AM
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No pitchforks this year? Damn. They best be sprayin' viruses from out them muthafuckin' helicopters. That's all I'm sayin'. RIP, ASS DAN. #obviouscomment
+27 | 7/19/10 9:37 AM
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Well, that's great. I'm still waiting on An American Patriot's Sgt. Pepper's version.
+8 | 7/14/10 11:26 AM
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I printed it out like the fifty-six-year-old dad that I am. That helped. As for the mish-mash, I think it's a tough story to tell. Jones makes a choice in the frame to believe the Kniesses' story that they didn't cheat, but then still has to present the evidence of Ted the Guy in the Audience. I like the frame because I'm more interested in Terry Kniess than I am in just what happened on TPIR that day. You should read the whole thing.
+8 | 7/13/10 11:44 AM
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I don't know who downvoted this, because well done.
+1 | 7/13/10 11:29 AM
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The piece in Esquire about this is excellent. It's written by the same guy who wrote the awesome thing on Roger Ebert earlier this year. If that's any extra incentive to read it.
+3 | 7/13/10 11:28 AM
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Lorenzo di Bonaventura: Great Producer or GREATEST producer? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0225146/ Whoops. I mean, great at producing the worst.
+3 | 7/12/10 3:55 PM
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Now, how about both. Here's Lindsay Lohan's career riding a very tiny surfboard. http://www.neonbubble.com/nbimg/1/1.neonbubble_surfing.jpg
+17 | 7/7/10 10:00 AM
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Lemur of Interest. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4ow2Juu7nMo/Sh6_1HJcnZI/AAAAAAAAQfY/MbC2C0BsjI0/s400/animal_tennis_backhand.jpg
+41 | 7/7/10 9:58 AM
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Pomplamoose does this shit way better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIr8-f2OWhs
0 | 5/29/10 10:46 PM
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This is not the first school-related porno switcheroo: http://cbs5.com/local/teacher.porn.dvd.2.1068632.html Check the date: This happened at the end of the school year in 2009! Teachers! I know the end of the year is busy with grading and paperwork and parties, but seriously, slow down when it's time to compile the DVD photo albums!! Separate your personal from your professional. Maybe a different computer altogether. Friendly advice, too late this year. 2011 Memories DVD's are at stake now.
+1 | 5/29/10 10:42 PM
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Nearly 700 votes. 700.
0 | 5/29/10 10:36 PM
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YouChre
0 | 5/27/10 7:07 AM
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You know? As soon as I posted that, I knew I was wrong. For future reference: Small people riding around on big people = upvotes.
+1 | 5/13/10 8:07 PM
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Yes. That was the part that made my LOLk go ka-ching! Like a cash register, but that's not how investments really work. ... I'll come in again.
+10 | 5/13/10 6:56 PM
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Aren't they all?
+12 | 5/13/10 6:54 PM
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Kevin James inherits an amusement park from a long-lost mad uncle, who (in the videotaped reading of the will) reveals one of his greatest pleasures was taking Kevin James up on Ferris wheel. (Insert revelation of some embarrassing detail that Kevin James has to laugh off.) Dead uncle, played by Leslie Nielsen, farts or something and the will reading is over. Kevin James has no memory of this Ferris wheel ride, but shrugs and decides to go visit with his HILARIOUS family (precocious son, snotty teenage daughter, and way-too-hot-for-him wife). CUT TO: Rundown amusement park basically staffed by one guy (Rob Schneider? sure.), who gives Kevin James the grand (not grand) tour. Oh my god. I can't keep going. This is the movie, though. There Will Be Vomit. And a wild animal attack. And fat jokes.
+17 | 5/13/10 6:33 PM
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Yup! Welcome!
+7 | 5/13/10 6:27 PM
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Another batch of great commenters has been doing some sleuthing, and I'm sad to report that this appears to be real: http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/worst-wedding-dj-ever-an-internet-video-sensation-examined#comment-96834
+3 | 5/13/10 3:07 PM
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"Fuckin' literary elements, how do they work?"
+24 | 5/13/10 2:58 PM
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I will always upvote Time Bandits screencaps.
+1 | 5/13/10 2:50 PM
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Oh, man. The tattoo. Heartbreaking.
0 | 5/13/10 12:49 PM
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Cathedral, Your One Stop Shop Instead of Five or Six Other Stores.
0 | 5/13/10 12:43 PM
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Stop all of this! One more post about Caleb Howe and he's going to get a guest spot on Glenn Beck's show. He's mine and I don't want to share him with the world! He will totally forget about me as he searches for bigger and bigger celebrities to mock.
+17 | 5/13/10 12:11 PM
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I did not feel better about myself after watching that video of The Toph crossing the street. I can handle my celebrity paparazzi videos at night outside clubs (I can totally quit anytime I want), but man, oh man, that daytime stalker cam just made me feel gross.
+3 | 5/12/10 11:01 PM
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Yes, you're right. Never mind. This kid looked to be in his late teens.
+1 | 5/10/10 4:19 PM
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Now I think I shouldn't have done that. I'm worried that was her son! I just said that I was worried she may be in trouble.
+3 | 5/10/10 4:00 PM
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I sent a message to someone who shares her last name through Facebook, asking him to get in touch with her. Shot in the dark, but gotta do something.
+4 | 5/10/10 3:39 PM
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Your parents--however much they may be angry with you or disappointed--likely do not want this! Please call for help. Please stay with us. Please stay with your son! He needs you. No one can replace you. Please please call for help immediately.
+6 | 5/10/10 3:02 PM
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To all those awesome monsters on here and on Twitter (and btw, I will follow you back--@trevorjackson--ferreal), I think I'll let Annie Clark say it for me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0DKR037PA
+15 | 5/7/10 6:33 PM
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Look, you can call this Dinner Dancing with Frank Pacholski or you can wear the mask to disguise your true identity (which I recommend!), but you can't do both.
+4 | 5/7/10 5:31 PM
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Have fun at it.
+8 | 5/7/10 5:29 PM
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Holy shit. Best username/avatar ever. Well, played. I'm going downtown. To see you! I want my leads!
0 | 5/7/10 4:24 PM
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Acting! http://www.defunkd.com/blog.vintageaficionado/images/feb09/8mm.gif
+16 | 5/7/10 11:37 AM
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So many drained and pale vegetables that year. I still have flashbacks when I open my fridge crisper. The white oranges!
+2 | 5/7/10 11:15 AM
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SSB* *sorry so big** **twss*** ***terrible wishes shouldn't surprise
+11 | 5/7/10 10:50 AM
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My office (coffee shop, today!) requires pants. I wonder if it will count if I just stretch them from my head to the computer screen kinda like this: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/03/privacy-1.jpg
+9 | 5/7/10 10:48 AM
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Really really glad to hear from you, NP.
+4 | 5/6/10 3:45 PM
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I like what you're doing with your hair these days.
+66 | 5/6/10 2:01 PM
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