Mancomb

Comments from Mancomb

Adaptation of the hit stage play For Coloured Girls Who Have Considered Space Travel When Gravity's Rainbow Wasn't Enough.
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June 28, 2012 on Let’s All Name Tyler Perry’s Sci-Fi Movie!
"I know, right!" --Andrea Isom
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June 1, 2012 on Two Men Shot In Fight Over Kool Aid
More like the I Don't Care-ie Diaries. More like the Who Gives a The Carrie Diaries. More like Beyonce's hit "I Care(ie Diaries)". More like Sissy Spacek's Diaries from the set of Carrie. More like ...when there was only one set of footsteps, that's when I started telling you about the Carrie Diaries and you just walked away; that's when I Carrie'd you, bro. That's what it's more like, right?
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September 12, 2011 on The CW Is Making A Sex and the City Prequel Series, Ladies!
You seem to think that this video makes us hate these children, but in reality I have never hated anything less than the sweet little faces making these terrible sounds.
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September 12, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Mariachi Band!
"Quick, someone draft a casting call for a bunch of fatty homo sad sacks. Teens only, please." --ibid
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September 2, 2011 on A Girl From The Rebecca Black Music Video Gets Her Own Music Video
Is it? Sad, I mean? What's the worst case scenario, here? Willow and Jaden, emotionally wounded by the divorce, maybe start to question whether they really want to be like their horrible parents. Maybe they realize that their parents are fallible and that they don't always make the best decisions, that maybe they haven't always made the best decisions about their children, either. I think the worst case scenario is actually the one that seems most realistic, that this is all an unsubstantiated rumour and that those horrible people are going to stay exactly as they are. Talk to you later, Livejournal. Mancomb
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August 23, 2011 on A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011
That was a really good Louis CK interview. Later, headlines across America read, "Internet Commenter SHOCKS WORLD with BOLD STATEMENT about LOUIS CK -- also, hear about that Earthquake?"
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August 23, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Please throw some up-votes all over this really good joke about melting cheese, people.
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August 16, 2011 on Taylor Momsen Has Quit Acting!
"Is David Morse our husband with children from a previous marriage, yet?" More like. Just kidding, you got it right the first time.
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August 16, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Smashing Pumpkins in the City lyrics, go: "The world is a vampire/ shoes on my braa-ain."
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August 15, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Okay, Videoguys. Can we just come together and get an ePetition going or something where Mike Meyers isn't allowed within like, one million feet of Verne Troyer? The third Austin Powers movie was on TV last night and they have jokes about Mini-me humping Beyonce's leg like a dog. I don't care how much money Verne's being given-- give him the money anyways, that's how much I don't care! Just don't let Mike Meyers write any more "jokes" in which the fact that Verne Troyer is small like an animal is the central punchline. It's big time gross. Grosser than the gross Fat Bastard jokes, and let me assure you, those are pretty big time gross. tl;dr (really? it's two paragraphs.) Leave Verne Troyer alone, Mike Meyers.
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August 15, 2011 on Austin Powers 4, Buddy, Yes!
Very tardy to the post before the party, but let's be honest here. Kelly, you are a gem. You are killing it, day in-day out. TGIK, if you ask me. "Hey, quit asking me! You know the answer, it's TGIK."
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August 14, 2011 on This Week In GIFs
America Ferrara ate here and it is a shame that people associate her with a character named Ugly Betty, because I mean, really, people. She is very pretty.
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August 12, 2011 on Draw Something: A Sign About A Random Celebrity To Hang In The Window Of Your Imaginary Restaurant
For a fake interview it sure leaves a lot of questions unanswered: e.g. "Why doesn't Max Silvestri want Allison Janney to be happy? Can't she laugh at an interview if she wants? Jeeze, Max Silvestri."?
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August 10, 2011 on A Fake Interview With Emma Stone
Relatives and diner waitstaffs? Relatives and diner waitstavs. Much better.
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June 30, 2011 on At Long Last, The Bollywood Nyan Cat Mash-Up
Don't be selfish! OUR generation's Arrested Development movie.
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June 28, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Uh, excuse me? Not all of us are talking about Woolite. I happen to be downloading this commercial onto my iPod so that I can show it to people in the pharmacy and THEN talk about Woolite. Not all of us have friends, man. Don't assume.
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June 20, 2011 on Here’s The Rob Zombie Woolite Commercial You Wanted
Ugh, who let this Everyman in here?
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June 20, 2011 on El Willy Is OUR Generation’s Salsa Dog
http://dl9.glitter-graphics.net/pub/2051/2051059owcqciomwg.gif Sorry, couldn't hear you over the prescience of this GIField.
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June 10, 2011 on This Week In Gifs
That's the weird thing though, it seems like a lot of comedians seem to stand by Chelsea Lately and value it in some way that I don't understand. I've heard a lot of comedians talking on podcasts about how glad they are that it exists, but could be that they're just trying not to burn bridges. I guess that maybe a lot of people are excited that a woman has a late-night show staffed mostly by writers who are also women, but whenever I see clips of it I don't understand how people can watch it and not see it as some sort of awful nightmare.
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June 10, 2011 on The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”: Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”
Salivating because he can't wait to try the raspberry tarts that the boy baked before dance class, I'm sure.
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June 10, 2011 on Nine-Year-Old Boy Dances To Madonna’s “Vogue” In The Summer Of 1991 OR: Happy Friday!
Her heart really knows how to be in "the right place" while also being in the place where everyone can look at it and commend it for being Gwyneth Paltrow, no? http://www.anneofcarversville.com/storage/IAMAfrican-gyneth-paltrow.jpg Good point, Goopo.
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June 9, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence About Homosexuality
http://i.imgur.com/S5ZOK.jpg Big Pete & Pete fan.
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June 9, 2011 on Draw Something: Ed Helms’ The Hangover Part II Tattoo
I guess I'm not actually allowed to be upset about a Celebrity Apprentice spoiler, but, well...
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June 8, 2011 on Hayes Carll: “Another Like You”
I'm sorry, but the only reason that people kept trying to "pet and grab" the rats is because only larger animals who are interested in eating rats attend a rat fashion show.
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June 7, 2011 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: Fancy Rat Convention
To say nothing of the cat sound he made as he left.
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June 7, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Loving the last one most of all. She clearly knows something horrible is about to happen after he's already wiped it on his face twice, then that weird hover-grab-- perfect.
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June 7, 2011 on Pranks Are The Worst But This Is A Good Prank
I was so thrown off by him calling his toilet "especially suitable for little boys" that I didn't even hear him explain how men clear their urine channel moments later. Good thing I watched that segment a second time to make sure I heard him right.
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May 25, 2011 on Tips On Using The Toilet
Talk to the Palme d'Or, because the face doesn't wanna hear it.
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May 18, 2011 on Lars Von Trier Is A Nazi