Comments from trvscnnn

Adaptation of the hit stage play For Coloured Girls Who Have Considered Space Travel When Gravity's Rainbow Wasn't Enough.
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June 28, 2012 on Let’s All Name Tyler Perry’s Sci-Fi Movie!
"I know, right!" --Andrea Isom
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June 1, 2012 on Two Men Shot In Fight Over Kool Aid
More like the I Don't Care-ie Diaries. More like the Who Gives a The Carrie Diaries. More like Beyonce's hit "I Care(ie Diaries)". More like Sissy Spacek's Diaries from the set of Carrie. More like ...when there was only one set of footsteps, that's when I started telling you about the Carrie Diaries and you just walked away; that's when I Carrie'd you, bro. That's what it's more like, right?
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September 12, 2011 on The CW Is Making A Sex and the City Prequel Series, Ladies!
You seem to think that this video makes us hate these children, but in reality I have never hated anything less than the sweet little faces making these terrible sounds.
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September 12, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Mariachi Band!
"Quick, someone draft a casting call for a bunch of fatty homo sad sacks. Teens only, please." --ibid
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September 2, 2011 on A Girl From The Rebecca Black Music Video Gets Her Own Music Video
Is it? Sad, I mean? What's the worst case scenario, here? Willow and Jaden, emotionally wounded by the divorce, maybe start to question whether they really want to be like their horrible parents. Maybe they realize that their parents are fallible and that they don't always make the best decisions, that maybe they haven't always made the best decisions about their children, either. I think the worst case scenario is actually the one that seems most realistic, that this is all an unsubstantiated rumour and that those horrible people are going to stay exactly as they are. Talk to you later, Livejournal. Mancomb
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August 23, 2011 on A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011
That was a really good Louis CK interview. Later, headlines across America read, "Internet Commenter SHOCKS WORLD with BOLD STATEMENT about LOUIS CK -- also, hear about that Earthquake?"
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August 23, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Please throw some up-votes all over this really good joke about melting cheese, people.
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August 16, 2011 on Taylor Momsen Has Quit Acting!
"Is David Morse our husband with children from a previous marriage, yet?" More like. Just kidding, you got it right the first time.
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August 16, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Smashing Pumpkins in the City lyrics, go: "The world is a vampire/ shoes on my braa-ain."
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August 15, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Okay, Videoguys. Can we just come together and get an ePetition going or something where Mike Meyers isn't allowed within like, one million feet of Verne Troyer? The third Austin Powers movie was on TV last night and they have jokes about Mini-me humping Beyonce's leg like a dog. I don't care how much money Verne's being given-- give him the money anyways, that's how much I don't care! Just don't let Mike Meyers write any more "jokes" in which the fact that Verne Troyer is small like an animal is the central punchline. It's big time gross. Grosser than the gross Fat Bastard jokes, and let me assure you, those are pretty big time gross. tl;dr (really? it's two paragraphs.) Leave Verne Troyer alone, Mike Meyers.
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August 15, 2011 on Austin Powers 4, Buddy, Yes!
Very tardy to the post before the party, but let's be honest here. Kelly, you are a gem. You are killing it, day in-day out. TGIK, if you ask me. "Hey, quit asking me! You know the answer, it's TGIK."
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August 14, 2011 on This Week In GIFs
America Ferrara ate here and it is a shame that people associate her with a character named Ugly Betty, because I mean, really, people. She is very pretty.
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August 12, 2011 on Draw Something: A Sign About A Random Celebrity To Hang In The Window Of Your Imaginary Restaurant
For a fake interview it sure leaves a lot of questions unanswered: e.g. "Why doesn't Max Silvestri want Allison Janney to be happy? Can't she laugh at an interview if she wants? Jeeze, Max Silvestri."?
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August 10, 2011 on A Fake Interview With Emma Stone
Relatives and diner waitstaffs? Relatives and diner waitstavs. Much better.
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June 30, 2011 on At Long Last, The Bollywood Nyan Cat Mash-Up
Don't be selfish! OUR generation's Arrested Development movie.
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June 28, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Uh, excuse me? Not all of us are talking about Woolite. I happen to be downloading this commercial onto my iPod so that I can show it to people in the pharmacy and THEN talk about Woolite. Not all of us have friends, man. Don't assume.
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June 20, 2011 on Here’s The Rob Zombie Woolite Commercial You Wanted
Ugh, who let this Everyman in here?
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June 20, 2011 on El Willy Is OUR Generation’s Salsa Dog Sorry, couldn't hear you over the prescience of this GIField.
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June 10, 2011 on This Week In Gifs