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We just spent 7 miserable episodes looking for Sophia, who wound up dead, so what do the gang do? Let Carl go off by himself and screw around in the woods. That's just quality writing right there. Ugh... I need to rewatch last week's Justified to wash the taste of this show out of my mouth.
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March 5, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E11: 12 Angry Zombies
Madonna's gonna take the stage no matter who wins for best director, isn't she?
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Forgive me if this has been asked, but does anybody know why Lea Michele is dressed up like Gozer the Gozerian?
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
http://i54.tinypic.com/2dtbplg.jpg Madonna's face when she sees hydrangeas.
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September 6, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas
Breaking terrible movie news: Skyline and The Last Airbender are streaming on Netflix right now. Stop what you're doing and avoid them as soon as possible. But if you must see them, you'll agree with me, they would be amazing Hunt fodder. Apologies to anyone who attempts to view them. I myself am a glutton for punishment, so I look forward to enduring, hating and mocking them all over again.
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July 18, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs
I'm just glad this movie finally ended the career of the horrible Ryan Murphy. Yup, looks like he'll never torment us with one of his works ever again. *sobs*
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June 20, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Running With Scissors
Finally, a big summer movie I really liked. I'm passing a note to this movie to tell it that I "like" like it. Now anytime I see someone do something awesome, I'll think of it as "Fassbending."
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June 6, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class
Running with Scissors finally being in the Hunt AND a trailer for a new Muppet movie? I think I may click my heels with joy. Actually, while I kind of dug Synechdoche, I can see why all these movies made the Hunt. But do any of these other movies have a scene where Brian Cox forces his family to examine his poop? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wSHNRJO-Ow Advantage: Running with Scissors.
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May 23, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Mix
There is no movie worse than Running With Scissors. The evidence: There's a scene where characters yell cathartically AT the camera set to "Year of the Cat". There's a masterbatorium. A masterbatorium. This movie flaunts a masterbatorium to all of us who can't even afford a masterbatorium. Way to make me feel insignificant, movie. Also, masterbatoriums are dumb. The "where are they now" wrap up titles at the end are hilariously pretentious. Augusten Burroughs has written six memoirs. SIX. Shut up, Augusten Burroughs. The movie poster: http://i52.tinypic.com/m9qd09.jpg And finally, it was directed by Ryan Murphy, who is the creator and "executive music consultant" on Glee. He, friends, is the WORST. I rest my case.
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May 16, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series
Unlike the gatherings and hangouts around my neck of the woods, there's not one person wearing an Affliction or Tapout shirt. My mind = boggled.
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April 8, 2011 on Happy Third Birthday, Videogum!
Never has a review of a movie so awful filled me with such joy. http://i45.tinypic.com/2587c6p.jpg
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March 21, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State
I feel as if the whole Hunt has been building up to next week's review of Garden State. *excited squee*
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March 7, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Bucket List
There better be a moving tribute to Corey Haim performed by Corey Feldman filled with Michael Jackson inspired dance moves. Or else we are DONE, Oscars.
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February 27, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
Are you kidding me? This is pretty exciting... I mean did you see that commercial for Castle? Looks hot and steamy!
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February 27, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
My head agrees with werttrew's grade, but my heart gives this episode an A-. It was so gloriously stupid that I loved it unabashedly. Actually, I'll give it an A+ solely for the recreation of the insanely stupid "animal crackers" scene from Armageddon. And yeah, this season has been much more hit than miss.
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February 18, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
I think it's awesome that Lifetime movies are being released into theaters and are getting Oscar noms.
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January 25, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know
How have the Matrix sequels NOT have been covered before? They make the Star Wars prequel trilogy look like the Toy Story trilogy. Or Transformers 2. Or The Last Airbender. Or Sex and the City 2. Or Twilight sequels. Yikes, I've seen too many bad movies. :(
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January 3, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011
The Lovely Bones (aka Icicles Vs Stanley Tucci) I Love You, Beth Cooper Rent (I know, I know, no musicals, but it really is the worst) Reality Bites (no movie, YOU bite) and, as always, Running With Scissors (aka I Hate You, Ryan Murphy)
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January 3, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011
This hit disturbingly close to home.
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December 2, 2010 on You Guys, We Should Buy More Web TV!
There could never be enough weird, naked kissing if you ask me. Especially if it's between two people who you can see as 10 year olds on any given weekend on ABC Family. http://i.imgur.com/W9m6O.gif
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November 22, 2010 on Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One Open Thread