tuna on the roof

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I was just watching Comedy Bang! Bang! on Netflix (which everyone should be doing right now) and SPOILER ALERT Topher Grace makes an appearance!
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February 11, 2013 on Courtney Stodden Goes Shopping With Her Dad
A gentle squeeze will produce a moan, more or less.
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June 6, 2012 on ScreamBody: Finally, An Useful Invention
Guys! Nick Offerman came to my campus yesterday for his American Ham show and it was so excellent! He did this Snake Juice dance for a lil bit at the end and now it's safe to say my life is fully complete.
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April 19, 2012 on The Parks And Recreation Drinking Game
1. This exact thing happened at my high school like five years ago. 2. I got to the University of Wisconsin-Madison now. 3. I promise I'm not doing this, guys.
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September 19, 2011 on Please Don’t Try Wedding Crashers At Home And Maybe Stop Using Eyedrops All Together
"I am going to krump for you, a little off rhythm perhaps, but I will krump. I will krump while you croak, I will krump over your dirty corpse..." -Henry Miller, Tropic of Krumper
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August 24, 2011 on Kids Krumping Is The Best Thing Around
Let's start a fundraiser and donate the money to Branson so he can rebuild his house! Come on, everybody, teamwork! Where's Ty Pennington?
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August 23, 2011 on Celebrity Hero Kate Winslet Rescues Sir Richard Branson’s Mother From A Burning Building
OR It's time for you to rest your case, Tom Sproat. -everyone ever: AGREED!!
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August 22, 2011 on Little Boy Falling Asleep While Eating Ice Cream As Metaphor For Having The Mondays
I had mild food poisoning this weekend and I'd say I still had a more successful weekend than Kim Kardashian.
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August 22, 2011 on Kim Kardashian Wedding Open Thread Or Literally ANYTHING ELSE Open Thread
Or this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsaXfNgQZ4
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August 22, 2011 on Surprise Twist Ending In Scary Spider Video
I feel really bad for the girl that she got rejected on a nationally televised commercial. He didn't even offer her a seat on his couch even though there's clearly room if they all squished together.
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August 16, 2011 on Shop At Divine Rags
So far there have been lots of baby references today, Gabe. Trying to tell us something? Like IS IT BABY DAY TODAY?
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August 16, 2011 on Shop At Divine Rags
In regards to her face between 4:16 and 4:22, is she having a stroke?
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July 21, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden
Someone spoil the plot for me because I really don't want to force myself to watch this whole thing: Does she ever move that chunk of hair out of her face? That's all I wanna know.
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July 21, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden
How can Heidi have the time for this AND her 14-hour workout? Impressive! Also impressive that she doesn't just melt when she steps into a kitchen (you know, plastic surgery, plastic, plastic melts when heated).
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July 1, 2011 on Uh, Vh1’s Famous Food Looks Perfect
"~*Live*~*Laugh*~*Love*~" -Marilyn Monroe
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June 23, 2011 on Britney Spears’ New Comedy Video: “I Wanna Go”
"But yoooooou just met somebody newwwwww". This is a Robyn reference, right?
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June 23, 2011 on Britney Spears’ New Comedy Video: “I Wanna Go”
I imagine each popsicle stick has a Hasselhoff-related compliment printed on it instead of a lame joke. "Your slow-motion bouncing pecks look GREAT today" "You'll beat your addiction! Unless your addiction is licking miniature replicas of my body, in which case, go hog wild, pal!"
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June 22, 2011 on This Is Just A Video Of David Hasselhoff Eating A David Hasselhoff Popsicle, So, Normal Stuff
I demand to see her long-form birth certificate!
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June 22, 2011 on Courtney Stodden Would Like You To Like Quit Like Bullying Like People
My Personal Pan stripper had a staple in it.
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June 6, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Somewhere
My gynecologist told me that if my pxssy ever be yankin' that I should pick up a Monistat treatment pack from the pharmacy, so I commend Lady on her ode to women's health.
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May 13, 2011 on For The Fellas: A Video With So Many Butts, So NSFW.
Ugh, TMZ keeps crashing on me. Just wanna know more about Steven Tyler's wiener, you guys . And I'm running out of chocolate chip cookies to eat for breakfast. And what is the radius of a nuclide with mass number 187? #firstworldproblems #girlproblems #physicspracticefinalproblems
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May 13, 2011 on The Unbearable Heaviness of Blogging (and also celebrity genital news, Part 1.)
You guys, how have we made it this far into a dog-related thread without mentioning BIRDIE!? Birdie is a dog. Birdie is the best. QED, sid quo pro, dogs are the best.
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May 10, 2011 on This Dog Makes My Case About Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
My dog is also a woods-pooper but she goes the extra mile and kicks up dirt/leaves/old poop in an attempt to cover up her new poop. (Man, she's going to be so embarrassed if she sees this comment!)
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May 10, 2011 on This Dog Makes My Case About Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats