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Kentucky Fried Chicken Run
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November 7, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Fast Food Movies
The Diving Taco Bell and the Butterfly :(
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November 7, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Fast Food Movies
Amorros Perros Doritos Loco Tacos
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November 7, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Fast Food Movies
i love you, summer. you and your beautiful dark troubled soul. everything's gonna work out just great.
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November 7, 2013 on Dolphins Are Swimming In The Sky!!!
this young lady should probably get up off the sidewalk
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October 29, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: This Nicolas Cage Costume
I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive ZOMBIE woman.
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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky
Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery? (but Royal is a zombie and he's going to the cemetary to look for food? or sex? I'm so bad at these. Sorry guys.)
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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he came back as a zombie?
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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky
Carpe diem. Seize the day, dead boys. Make your afterlives extraordinary.
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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the ghost War Room!
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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky
I haunt your milkshake! I haunt it up!
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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking astral plane!
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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky
one tiny quibble about the Wes Anderson trailer: it's in a weird aspect ratio and further research shows that the film is broken up into 3 time periods, each of which is signified by an era-appropriate aspect ratio. that is dumb to me! but other than that, it looks excellent
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October 18, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
i sat through a lunchtime presentation at work about how new california energy codes (Title 24) are going to require all sorts of new considerations for architectural design. I got a sandwich and a cupcake out of it but neither were very good. My job is not very good. I spent all morning trying to figure out the best way to vent the elevator hoistway in this project and I came up with a pretty creative solution but who gives a poop? Nobody. Tonight I'm going to a weird party in oakland with my sorta-girlfriend and im probably gonna do a bunch of drugs because im not drinking this month because i think i might have a drinking problem (but drugs is totally okay, right?). Also I still feel weird that my ex had an abortion friday and it was mine. I got someone pregnant. With my penis. Weird, right? And now that zygote is in a medical waste bag or something. A biohazard bin. I'm feeling extra glum. On monday I randomly passed out at the gym and I don't know why and I don't want to know why. My life is a bundle of shambles right now. I need an adult.
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October 16, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
yesterday my ex told me she'd gotten an abortion and it was mine. i feel really weird about it.
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October 14, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Non-Horror Movie Horror Movies
I'm dressing up as the lesbian lovechild of Janet Yellen and Elizabeth Warren because they seem like they'd be great at being my 2 moms and I don't really like my real parents
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October 10, 2013 on What’s Your Pop Culture Halloween Costume Going To Be This Year?
That shit was banonkers (bananas+bonkers). Loved every single minute of it. Laughed out loud inappropriately at some of the naked sentimentality, but hey whatevs. I was so terrifyied of a nightmare space death it was all worth it.
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October 7, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Gravity
from the point when the keys fell into his lap, he had an oddly powerful momentum, but i think we can attribute that to a palpable sense of purpose and mission rather than the fever dreams of a dying brain. his plan works perfectly from then on. every moment. but he's been thinking about this plan for months and he's very good at plans ! give him some credit! he got a little luck! whatevs! can't we just let him have his victory?
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October 4, 2013 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments
it's a very good theory! and very interesting! but i didn't agree with what he said about the dialogue being stilted and the acting being intentionally off. i didn't pick up on that at all. also, he mentioned that none of walt's plans ever go off without a hitch, so the fact that this one does is evidence that the whole thing was a fever dream but i think its just as likely that he just had some sort of 'divine wind' feeling behind him. the hubris that clouded his judgment earlier has melted away. he's had realizations. he's got nothing left to prove, just plans. one thing though: how'd he get into the car without disturbing the snow on the window? thats the only thing that really made me seriously consider norm's theory.
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October 4, 2013 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments
its called videogum not bookgum you dumb horse
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September 26, 2013 on It’s Time For Our Routine Checkup
1) bring back 30 rock 2) recaps of Roots 3) Kelly bakes us cakes on our birthdays
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September 26, 2013 on It’s Time For Our Routine Checkup
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d404e123e0e1b55a557319188c812389/tumblr_mpqtvt3wq71rb324eo1_400.gif
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September 26, 2013 on Let’s Just Listen To Richard Feynman Explain Rubber Bands