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I’m just picturing some Naval P.R. guy reading Highlights and thinking Goofus and Gallant would be much improved by condescending sexism.

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May 23, 2013 on How To Succeed With Brunettes

Oh, Pontiac’s been hit so hard the last couple years :(. Still much nicer than my side of town was; trees make a big difference.

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May 3, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

Roseville, it’s by Warren.

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May 3, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

Every time I see mention of Violet and Daisy on the webz, I misread it as “Violet and Claire” and get trapped in a well of nostalgia for how me and my junior high friends worshiped Francesca Lia Block. When you live in depressed, cement nightmare metro Detroit towns, ridiculous prose fairy tales set in California are just about the most glamorous things in the world. And I bet adapting Weetzie Bat would make for a better movie than Suckerpunch/Hit Girl/ Hannah/ Kill Bill/ Whatever this is. End thirteen year old me rant.

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May 3, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

Morning Monsters! My grandfather lives in Watertown, a couple blocks from all the commotion, so I got a phone call from Mom at midnight and was up until five listening to the police scanner and continuously updating reddit. When we finally got a hold of him, he had slept through it and had no idea about the lockdown. Fun world we have happening this week.

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April 19, 2013 on Uh, Here’s A Sleeping Porcupine?

When I was fourteen I went to a concert and a much older, incredibly intoxicated man hit on me all night by repeating I was ‘stellar, just fucking uber stellar sexy’. In an attempt to dissuade his interest, my friend and I told him we were gay and dating, so he got really excited and called his lesbian daughter and shouted over Mudvayne for an hour to her on the phone about my uber stellar-ness.

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April 17, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

I’ve been in line since the last movie came out, and I didn’t even like it. Book loyalty!

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April 11, 2013 on Teen Korner: Breathtaking New Image From Hunger Games 2: Catching Fire Released!

I haven’t exactly been commenting up a storm, but can I just mention that the absence of up votes does make it more welcoming for us fringe members? Videogum is awesome because of it’s tight knit community, but it’s intimidating for newbies. I mean, yeah yeah, validation needs blah blah, but you see a regular rack up fifty points for an obscure inside joke and, unless you’re terribly witty, get nothing. Not to say witless comments should be up voted, but popularity status matters more. IDK. Just replace this whole paragraph with a ‘These guys know what I’m talking about’ starving children picture.

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April 5, 2013 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Y’know what, I think we’re the right ones here. I say we continue on being correct and most importantly, never say this word at all.

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March 26, 2013 on What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Trailer, You Guys!

I’ve been mispronouncing ‘jeah’ since the summer Olympics apparently. Not that I use the word conversationally, but now I feel dumber than Ryan Lochte.

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March 26, 2013 on What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Trailer, You Guys!

Idk, they got one and two year juviesentences. There’s cases of teenage weed dealers getting harsher punishments. I prefer to be upset about every aspect of this case and the culture it reflects.

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March 18, 2013 on If You Don’t Want To Be “Labeled A Sex Offender,” Don’t Rape Someone!

Dude, I read the comments on one CNN article (pro tip guys, don’t do that) and they were outraged the victim wasn’t charged with underage drinking. The phrase ‘She got away scot free!’ was used. And then I had a rage seizure and died.

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March 18, 2013 on If You Don’t Want To Be “Labeled A Sex Offender,” Don’t Rape Someone!

long-suffering and loyal, here is thy face.

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March 13, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Tom Hardy Got A Puppy

my dog splays her legs in the exact same ‘prone position’! do you think it’s a back issue? it’s really really cute, i just never encountered a dog that chilled that way on the reg so i get paranoid.

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March 13, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Tom Hardy Got A Puppy

I hate to reveal how ignorant I am in the science field and how all I know comes from the movies, but according to ‘Contact’ aren’t radio signals broadcast into space so 30 Seconds To Mars has already had their shitty music out there trashing up the joint?

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February 28, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Thirty Seconds To Mars…In Space!

My uncle went with one of the no-name Wahlbrothers to a NKOTB concert once! He had a backstage pass around his neck and some teenage girls jumped on him, ripping his shirt and giving him a bloody lip trying to yank it off him. Fun!

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February 28, 2013 on Mark Wahlberg And Diddy Announce The Release Of Some Water

Yes! That is exactly it.

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February 28, 2013 on Mark Wahlberg And Diddy Announce The Release Of Some Water

I’m related to the Walhbergs. Something about their grandfather was my great-something’s sibling. Apparently, their mother lived in the same three story brownstone as my grandmother, back in the days where families did that, but my grandmother’s mother forbid her from hanging out with her because she was considered trashy. Now all my extended aunts descend en masse on a regular basis to their restaurants hoping for special treatment, just a giant gaggle of screeching Irish Catholic matrons name dropping over platters of Wahlburgers. Good thing they’re preserving the class level of the family. Anyway, cool water Cuz!

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February 28, 2013 on Mark Wahlberg And Diddy Announce The Release Of Some Water

Congrats!

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February 27, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?