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I got pissed because it was obvious that Edward moved his piece INTO check, and that is not allowed. Also, Bella saying "I win" instead of "Checkmate" really pissed me off. More than anything, what really pissed me off is that thanks to this movie the rules of Chess have been changed forever and I just have too deal with it. Where can I get a chess set that sparkles in sunlight?
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November 22, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Jason Segel And Florence And The Machine
Jaleel White as Johnny Utah, or no deal.
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September 13, 2011 on And Now They Are Remaking Point Break
How many times will the killer be contemplating his actions while riding a dolly with mournful jazz playing in the background?
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September 2, 2011 on Spike Lee Is Making A Hip Hop Horror Movie
When the words "19 years later" appeared on the screen at my theater, the lady behind me said loudly to her friend "So they're like 30 now?"
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July 18, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2
You want worse? I've got NSFWorse for you right here: http://www.olddirtyalley.net/ The really horrible stuff is not on the first page. Go back a few months for the real horrible.
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July 5, 2011 on Stop Urinating On This Guy’s Apartment Building
the Punisher
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June 17, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie
Johnson Family Reunion
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June 17, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie
Whoops. I meant to say this just makes me ;( , but not checking my comments for mistakes makes me :( der.
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June 6, 2011 on Zachary Briggs IS Available For Your Porn Movie
This just made makes me :(
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June 6, 2011 on Zachary Briggs IS Available For Your Porn Movie
GOTJ parodies will only get boring when Juggalos stop getting offended by them.
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April 11, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Helen Mirren And The Foo Fighters
I would love to see this, too.
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April 26, 2010 on Violent J Explains “Miracles”
It always kind of bugged me that the "Hatchetman" wields a cleaver.
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April 26, 2010 on Violent J Explains “Miracles”
Sorry. I usually make sure I write in English, but that video took hold of my language center for a brief time.
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April 7, 2010 on Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse “Miracles” Video Is CRAMAZING
Naw, dawg. Feelins 'n shit may be unapproachable, but pussy? We ALL step to that easy! Word.
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April 7, 2010 on Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse “Miracles” Video Is CRAMAZING
Here's another take on the same video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czVUePoFovQ I think it captures how some of us reacted to Pinkslip.
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March 27, 2010 on An Educational Film From The 1960s Teaching Young Girls With Down Syndrome About Their Menstrual Cycles
There's only one "x" in "coexist."
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March 17, 2010 on Four Lions Puts The LOLs Back In Terrolololorism
I actually enjoyed this movie...Of course I went convincing myself that I was seeing a re-imagining of "Mork & Mindy," so I think I had an unfair advantage.
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March 15, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button