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wrong, the answer is anne hathaway, always. i ♥ you anne hathaway.
+3 | 12/16/10 11:01 AM
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whoa, lots of downvotes! i said she's pretty not that i would vote for her.
+2 | 12/15/10 11:14 AM
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she's pretty
-16 | 12/8/10 11:16 AM
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natalie portman kisses mila kunis!!1! everyone: "omg i can't wait to see this movie you guys" vagina vampire: "omg i'm so tired of obvious faux lesbian exploitation i'm going to see tangled instead."
+4 | 12/3/10 10:55 AM
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you're joking but i would totally love for these movies to be made!
+4 | 11/29/10 4:15 PM
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actually it was BDP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12mbmoEJ2dg
0 | 11/29/10 4:04 PM
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mine is Die Fledermaus
+8 | 11/29/10 1:25 PM
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keep it real: counting jokes are natural
+1 | 11/23/10 5:25 PM
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Me too! She can do no wrong in my eyes. I'm going to "reluctantly" "be dragged to see" Love & other drugs. darn!
+2 | 11/22/10 5:01 PM
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i was offended by that original post because gretchen is hot & the thought of a hot lady dying makes me sad. :(
-2 | 11/22/10 3:37 PM
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i'm grateful
0 | 11/22/10 3:09 PM
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I wore my Gryffindor tie to the movie. (wore it to work)
+8 | 11/22/10 2:37 PM
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Bing knows that Gretchen Carlson is my heaven.
0 | 11/19/10 9:13 AM
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yeah, i watched it opening night
+4 | 11/18/10 1:20 PM
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Not that i watched the movie but it starts with people being in a trap, there is a lot of yelling, the billy video, more yelling, bystanders taking cell phone pics & when the cops finally show up, 10 minutes later, (spoiler alert!) the girl is cut in half . then there are flashbacks that show the man from the 1st saw. more than enough time to stop the film before it gets gruesome.
+2 | 11/18/10 1:20 PM
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i bought my tickets for the imax showing on friday, last month.
+1 | 11/16/10 1:54 PM
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I agree irelandnopoints, it seems like the monsters who saw this as teenagers missed the last line of Lester's Spirit voice over: "and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... You will someday. " maybe i'm wrong but i took this to mean that he admitted what a stupid person he was & it wasn't until he died that he realized how good he had it. it seems some of the monsters also ignore that he still loved his wife & didn't want a divorce.
+2 | 11/16/10 1:49 PM
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So tomjoad says you're fat, Well I ain't down with that my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!
+6 | 11/15/10 1:39 PM
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yes she's pretty, but pretty ≠ funny.
0 | 11/15/10 1:11 PM
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Kristen Wiig is not funny, ever.
-8 | 11/15/10 9:39 AM
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i can't begin to tell you how much i <3 caroline, you guys.
+1 | 11/15/10 9:35 AM
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yeah, this wasn't funny at all. #seriousgum
+2 | 11/13/10 12:25 AM
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I can't thank you enough.
+1 | 11/12/10 1:49 PM
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"And why wasn’t he covered in foulness? Why weren’t his muscles so atrophied that he couldn’t walk? Why is he healthy enough after a GUNSHOT WOUND + COMA to walk around town, kill zombies, and ride a horse? Silly." the hospital didn't shut down on day 1 of the zombie outbreak because: locked zombie room & body bags neatly lined up in rows outside. he was taken care of while the zombie outbreak was still taking place. he had trouble walking & speaking, he fell down & couldn't yell for a nurse. also, zombie apocalypse didn't take months. i'm told people's wounds heal in hospitals, they could be wrong though.
+5 | 11/2/10 11:44 AM
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shuffling around on those, what do you call them?
+11 | 11/2/10 11:08 AM
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wait, am i supposed to be *against* the flashing of boobs?
+3 | 10/26/10 11:34 AM
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Kristen Wiig is pretty, but she's not funny. at. all.
0 | 10/25/10 2:31 PM
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i love this comment so much i want to check it for breast cancer
+31 | 10/20/10 1:46 PM
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Cavemen vs Astronauts
+1 | 10/12/10 1:41 PM
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i know right? all i could think was "why is everyone not giving kurt what he's asking for?" & "why are they being so selfish in his time of need?" it made me so mad. grrrrrr
+2 | 10/8/10 2:01 PM
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i can't even think of that movie without getting emotional.
+1 | 10/8/10 1:55 PM
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I wasn't upset because I had no idea this guy even existed until today but after i googled him then i felt bad.
+2 | 10/7/10 2:07 PM
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it was on in the background when i heard this "joke" & i had to rewind it to make sure i didn't imagine it.
+1 | 9/24/10 2:12 PM
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