valentinegirl

Comments from valentinegirl

Look, you can call me Devil’s Advocate, but I’ve never seen a sitcom where 4 people were scrunched together on a couch at one time, ok? That’s pretty innovative if you ask me.

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August 8, 2012 on China’s Newest Hit Show, iPartment, Sounds Great!

Is this that Redneck Island show?

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July 23, 2012 on Did Tripp Palin Call Willow Palin A Faggot On Bristol Palin’s Reality Show?!

Haven’t got around to watching this yet. Can someone just let me know if there was any homo-eroticism? Any “we don’t dance well so let’s turn dancing into a joke” shots? Any running? Any guy sitting on other guy’s shoulders moments? Much appreciated.

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June 22, 2012 on Abercrombie & Fitch Models + “Call Me Maybe” = It’s Friday, Take It Easy

I’m glad she remembered the correct lyrics.

When we hang out, she raps it: “(I’m getting) Straight outta Compton to a sprawling mansion in the suburbs where there aren’t poor people who don’t want to eat my gross paella.”

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May 18, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Raps, OBVIOUSLY

Won’t anybody think of the COWS????!!!!!!

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May 18, 2011 on Congratulations to Don Gorske, on Everything

I remember when I was in middle school and the biggest star of the time came and danced with us. It was an honor to learn about exercise from Lou Bega.

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April 27, 2011 on Beyonce Dancing In A Cafeteria To End Childhood Obesity Is Pretty Much The Best Thing Going

Do you think they included that shot of the kids pointing up at the raccoon enough times? I don’t think three was enough.

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March 28, 2011 on Raccoon With Its Head Stuck In A Peanut Butter Jar Is The New Squirrel With Its Head Stuck In A Yogurt Cup

Can you believe that someone can actually say “I spent my entire Sunday standing in one place screaming ‘go home’ at everyone that passed by”? Time well spent, message heard, and now everything is better.

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March 3, 2011 on Well, This Is A Particularly Hateful Tea Party Rally

Guys, this was the season finale! I hate/love when they end the season on a cliffhanger. I mean, will she finally fall asleep??? Will she tear out the carpet? Will she pay for that lamp? Will we finally understand what the company wants us to take in from watching this?

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January 31, 2011 on Shannen Doherty Speaks Out Against Sleep!

Gnome Reservations

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January 28, 2011 on Impromptu Friday Afternoon Party Game: Gnomeo And Juliet Sequels

My parents can be so embarrassing sometimes…..

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January 28, 2011 on I Wanna Dance With Somebody, In Particular With This Dude

“Hey, it’s Jesus. I was just wondering…you that one episode of Who’s the Boss? where Angela doesn’t win an advertising award but then Tony wins some kind of trophy? What was it for?

“I think it was a bowling – “ *splash*

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January 20, 2011 on BREAKING NEWS: WOMAN WHO FELL INTO FOUNTAIN WHILE TEXTING EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED AND ALSO CRIES IMPORTANT NEWS NEWS NEWS

Not since Richard Simmons have I seen such an enthusiasm for health from such an untrustworthy source.

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January 11, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reed Alexander Is Still Terrible