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TMZ is saying pretty much the opposite: Leno's getting his old timeslot back and Conan is canceled. :( http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/07/jay-leno-nbc-conan-obrien-tonight-show/
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You and my gay roommates both, Mr. Hausfrau.
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November 17, 2009 on Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being
PART 3??? Just kidding. I'll never watch any of this.
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November 17, 2009 on Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being
Look, you can link as many youtube videos of Kristen Stewart doing her weird lip-bite-then-stick-her-tongue-out thing as you want, but that's not going to make me be in love with her any less.
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November 16, 2009 on Twilight: A Primer For Adults
Looks like someone had a pepper shaker for breakfast this morning.
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November 12, 2009 on Kids Can’t Stop Sneezing The Darndest Things
I was kind of hoping this would be a sort of Liz Lemon/Michael Scott slash fanfic, but I guess a nonsensical action movie about a middle-aged married couple is also good?
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November 11, 2009 on Date Night Of A Thousand Stars
If someone could kindly upload a gif of Bill Hader spraying his mouth full of water into Kristen Wiig's face, you would be my hero and receive one (1) upvote.
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November 9, 2009 on Saturday Night Live: Bad Taylor Swift, Good Twilight Parody
is that how women get erections?? with the brain in their pants exploding??? ????
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November 6, 2009 on Here Is A Photo Of Jon Hamm In High School
I really hate to attach my beautiful name to such a terrible film, but I'll do it for the great FAME and NOTORIETY that comes with having your name in the credits of an independent horror film.
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November 6, 2009 on Clearly, We Need To Name-Bomb The Paranormal Activity DVD
"I only regret that I am not Glenn Beck." - Nathan Hale, 1776
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November 3, 2009 on Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
The last thing I want to see when I take a girl's pants off is terrifying Edward Cullen face staring into my eyes. That and/or a penis.
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October 29, 2009 on Robert Pattinson Underwear, Ladies (You’re Gross, Ladies)
I fear that even if we increase the number of weight loss competition "reality" shows by 100%, most Americans will still be fat and lazy. :(
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October 23, 2009 on The Bigger Biggest Loser
This PSA in which Heather Graham stars as the Public Option is definitely helping something, if you know what I mean. In my pants area. Can't believe she's almost 40.
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October 22, 2009 on Heather Graham Is Not The Public Option
"It's just neat launchin' somethin' that wasn't intended to be launched." Truer words have never been spoken.
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October 21, 2009 on We Are All Just Waiting For 2012
I don't see any weird racism here, just good old fashioned, color-blind awfulness.
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October 19, 2009 on The Barack Obama Chia Pet Seems Like A Reasonable Thing To Exist
Last night we are all pre-op trans-centaurs.
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October 16, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
I hope these people all get arrested.
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October 16, 2009 on Falcon Heene Was In The Attic, And Now He Is Puking On TV
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October 15, 2009 on Uh, Now What?
He's alive! That son of a bitch, making me worry like that, I hope he accidentally finds his way on to a weather balloon and falls to his death!
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October 15, 2009 on Fine, The Falcon Heene “Pussification” Music Video
Maybe if Falcon had been pussified a little harder we wouldn't be in the mess to begin with. PARENTS: NEVER LET YOUR CHILDREN OUTSIDE.
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October 15, 2009 on Fine, The Falcon Heene “Pussification” Music Video
Wait, so, he fell out? Because that makes this story go from whimsical to really sad.
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October 15, 2009 on Bubble Boy 2: Flight Of The Navigator
Sometimes I forgot (and/or force deep, deep into my subconscious) that she was in one of my favorite movies.
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October 13, 2009 on George Lopez To Continue The Attack On 10PM
I gotta tell you, as someone who is a CPAFCJ, the hours suck and the pay is pretty mediocre.
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October 13, 2009 on Kids Make Incredible, Mildly Depressing Documentaries The Darndest Things
The Office wedding next week, guys! I wonder if there's still time to rent out a tuxedo.
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October 2, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
On a serious note, and you can downvote me if you want, if somebody literally saved millions and millions of lives, I would let him rape one 13 year old girl. Like, I get the point you're trying to make (good works don't make up for bad works, no matter if those good works are Chinatown and The Pianist or if they are saving everyone's lives), but come on. Alternative reality Roman Polanski should be able to catch a break on this one.
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October 1, 2009 on You Can Make It Up: Roman Polanski Builds A Time Machine
You forgot the part where Roman Polanski went back in time and aborted himself.
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October 1, 2009 on You Can Make It Up: Roman Polanski Builds A Time Machine
"I had no idea that the government gives prizes for this..." I'm putting that on my amusing news story and Family Circus comic strips bulletin board.
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October 1, 2009 on It’s Official, Everyone’s Diamond Shoes Are Too Tight
Let's hope Padma's pregnancy results in a baby food quickfire on the next season of Top Chef.
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October 1, 2009 on Hold On A Second