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TMZ is saying pretty much the opposite: Leno’s getting his old timeslot back and Conan is canceled. :(

http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/07/jay-leno-nbc-conan-obrien-tonight-show/

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January 7, 2010 on YOU GOT DUNHAM’ED! MAYBE! PROBABLY NOT! BUT HOPEFULLY!

You and my gay roommates both, Mr. Hausfrau.

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November 17, 2009 on Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being

PART 3???

Just kidding. I’ll never watch any of this.

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November 17, 2009 on Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being

Look, you can link as many youtube videos of Kristen Stewart doing her weird lip-bite-then-stick-her-tongue-out thing as you want, but that’s not going to make me be in love with her any less.

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November 16, 2009 on Twilight: A Primer For Adults

Looks like someone had a pepper shaker for breakfast this morning.

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November 12, 2009 on Kids Can’t Stop Sneezing The Darndest Things

I was kind of hoping this would be a sort of Liz Lemon/Michael Scott slash fanfic, but I guess a nonsensical action movie about a middle-aged married couple is also good?

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November 11, 2009 on Date Night Of A Thousand Stars

If someone could kindly upload a gif of Bill Hader spraying his mouth full of water into Kristen Wiig’s face, you would be my hero and receive one (1) upvote.

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November 9, 2009 on Saturday Night Live: Bad Taylor Swift, Good Twilight Parody

is that how women get erections?? with the brain in their pants exploding???

????

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November 6, 2009 on Here Is A Photo Of Jon Hamm In High School

I really hate to attach my beautiful name to such a terrible film, but I’ll do it for the great FAME and NOTORIETY that comes with having your name in the credits of an independent horror film.

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November 6, 2009 on Clearly, We Need To Name-Bomb The Paranormal Activity DVD

“I only regret that I am not Glenn Beck.” – Nathan Hale, 1776

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November 3, 2009 on Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

The last thing I want to see when I take a girl’s pants off is terrifying Edward Cullen face staring into my eyes. That and/or a penis.

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October 29, 2009 on Robert Pattinson Underwear, Ladies (You’re Gross, Ladies)

I fear that even if we increase the number of weight loss competition “reality” shows by 100%, most Americans will still be fat and lazy. :(

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October 23, 2009 on The Bigger Biggest Loser

This PSA in which Heather Graham stars as the Public Option is definitely helping something, if you know what I mean. In my pants area.

Can’t believe she’s almost 40.

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October 22, 2009 on Heather Graham Is Not The Public Option

“It’s just neat launchin’ somethin’ that wasn’t intended to be launched.”

Truer words have never been spoken.

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October 21, 2009 on We Are All Just Waiting For 2012

I don’t see any weird racism here, just good old fashioned, color-blind awfulness.

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October 19, 2009 on The Barack Obama Chia Pet Seems Like A Reasonable Thing To Exist

Last night we are all pre-op trans-centaurs.

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October 16, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

I hope these people all get arrested.

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October 16, 2009 on Falcon Heene Was In The Attic, And Now He Is Puking On TV

sumabitch.

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October 15, 2009 on Uh, Now What?

He’s alive! That son of a bitch, making me worry like that, I hope he accidentally finds his way on to a weather balloon and falls to his death!

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October 15, 2009 on Fine, The Falcon Heene “Pussification” Music Video

Maybe if Falcon had been pussified a little harder we wouldn’t be in the mess to begin with.

PARENTS: NEVER LET YOUR CHILDREN OUTSIDE.

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October 15, 2009 on Fine, The Falcon Heene “Pussification” Music Video