Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Comments from Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Good thing that college freshmen who still play with dolls are sooooooo coooooool, otherwise I'd be really worried about Andy.
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February 11, 2010 on Toy Story 3 Trailer
All it's missing are Beaker's vaguely racist musings on how black people and Mexicans can call each other whatever they want, and no one else can.
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February 9, 2010 on Beaker Meeps “Dust In The Wind” Like A Gay Retard
there's a great scary mirror trick-out in the Ryan Reynolds remake of The Amityville Horror from a few years ago. it's embarrassing to admit, but that movie scared the everloving crap out of me.
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February 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 16
Seriously, where are this kid's parents? You would think they would be getting phone calls from concerned neighbors all the time. "Hattie? Yes, hi, it's Pearl from next door? Yes, hi, how are you? Fine, uhhh well, I hate to have to do this again, but I heard some screaming coming from your direction earlier today, yes uhh something about haters and ginger snap cookies? Yes, I think it was your Robbie with his movie camera again. Look, it really scares the pets..."
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February 8, 2010 on Why Can’t You Just Let Ginger Kid Be Great, Asks Ginger Kid
The Big Lemeowski
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February 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 16
If Kenny Powers was there, he could take all of them back to civilization on his jet ski!
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February 3, 2010 on The Season Premiere Of Lost, Family Style
Don't you have other things to worry about? Like, oh I dunno, BEING ENDANGERED?!?!
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January 27, 2010 on Everything You Need To Know About Lost In 100 Seconds
WHOA, let's not go saying things we can't take back!
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January 27, 2010 on “Pants On The Ground”? More Like PLAGIARISM SCANDAL ON THE GROUND!
Topher likes his lovin' to be anything BUT graceful, Pepper Ann.
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January 27, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
"...so anyway, Jay, back in New York, before I met my wife, I used to bang this chick named Liz Lemon, and she had SUCH an ass..."
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January 12, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Conan O’Brien And Jay Leno
wait, what do you mean by "(first) book"? ARE THERE SEQUELS UHHHH FUUUUUUUU
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January 12, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Notebook
Lady Spank Bank Folder would be a great band name.
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January 12, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Notebook
he's just been cutting onions, he's making a lasagna...FOR ONE
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January 12, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Notebook
According to this thing in on the new york times website (i know, i know...) it would go like Leno from 11:30-12, Conan from 12:05-1:05, and then Jimmy Fallon at 1:05, and then who gives a fuck about that mincing butt pirate Carson Daly?
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January 8, 2010 on An Open Letter To NBC About The Jay Leno/Conan O’Brien Rumors
Gah! beaten to the punch again! kahdooz to you, Gobblegirl.
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January 7, 2010 on Lil Wayne’s Last Days
Yeah, because lord knows all the other people on that list were smart enough to stay away from drugs and live clean, moral lives.
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January 7, 2010 on Lil Wayne’s Last Days
oh, also watched "The Baader-Meinhof Complex", which was meh. Interesting, and good cinematography and editing, but the characters were all really unlikable (even for terrorists, jeez!) and it was waaaaaay too long. it felt even longer than "Andrei Rublev", which is 3 hours and 27 minutes long, by the way.
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January 4, 2010 on Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread