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Tame Impala - Lonerism
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November 29, 2012 on The 2012 Gummy Awards: Vote Now And Enter To Win An iPad With Retina Display
Please comment in the form of a question.
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October 27, 2011 on Ken Jennings Is The 99%?
We need to talk about how I live in Pittsburgh but you killed your twitter account.
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June 2, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review
It's not you, it's me.
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June 2, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review
When this movie came out, I fit Gabe's demographic to a T and I loved this movie. Then I grew up. Now I look back at my fondness for this movie with only shame and regret. Lovers of (500) Days of Summer will feel the same way when they re-watch it in 5 or 10 years.
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March 21, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State
Dear huckabeast, Please stop killing it (never stop killing it).
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October 1, 2010 on The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Breakfast Cereal Sex Line
Cocky Crisp
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October 1, 2010 on The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Breakfast Cereal Sex Line
Keep those Fruity Pebbles away from me.
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October 1, 2010 on The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Breakfast Cereal Sex Line
I can only imagine the INSANE phone calls retirees bombarded Congressional offices with.... "Good morning, Congressman/Senator _____'s office." "STOP THESE GOD DAMNED COMMERCIALS FROM BEING SO LOUD!" "I'm sorry sir, I can't understand you, could you speak a little softer please?" "I AM NOT A MAN, I AM AN 85 YEAR OLD WOMAN. I'VE RAISED 6 CHILDREN SUPPORTED WHILE THAT BASTARD DRANK AND GAMBLED ALL OUR MONEY AWAY!" *muffled shouts from background* "SHUT UP FRANK, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL SWEAR I'LL SMOTHER YOU WITH THAT PILLOW." "I am SO sorry ma'am. I'm happy to hear you have such a lovely family but I really need to ask you to lower your volume." "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU WORK FOR ME!!! MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY SO YOU LISTEN TO ME! i WAS READIN' ON THAT INTERNET ABOUT WHAT YOU WASHINGTON HOT SHOTS ARE UP TO AND I DON'T LIKE IT! SO YOU FIX THESE DAMNED COMMERCIALS OR YOU'LL BE LOOKIN' FER A JOB IN NOVEMBER!!!!" *click* "You have a pleasant day too, you old bitch." *goes back to reading Videogum* #FormerHillEmployeeGum
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October 1, 2010 on United States Congress Passes Historic Legislation!
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/business/consuminginterests/blog/freekfcchicken.gif
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September 29, 2010 on How Is Danny McBride’s Sex Advice The Best Thing?
If you'll excuse me while I put on my bitter, vindictive hat... okay I'm glad these "retards" are going to get voted in. It is with a heavy heart that I will be moving out of DC this week (tomorrow through Sunday) and it gives me a modicum of joy to know I won't be around while this transition takes place. I'm not talking about politically, I'm talking about having to ride the train with the hoards of pleated khaki and blue blazered assholes conspicuously carrying a worn copy of Atlas Shrugged and all the ill-mannered, self-important pricks that will be coming to DC in these congressional staffs, non-governmental conservative groups, and Rand Paul's political appointments (if we actually make it to 2013). I may not be staring a new and better life right now but at least I know everyone in DC will be miserable. Have fun at dinner, Washington, D.C.!
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September 29, 2010 on North Carolina Republican Candidate Renee Elmers’s Campaign Sponsored By Brawndo
"North Carolina! C'mon and raise up Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo head Spin it like a helicopter."
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September 29, 2010 on North Carolina Republican Candidate Renee Elmers’s Campaign Sponsored By Brawndo
My friend texted me during the show: "Name someone with a higher hotness to actual talent ratio." Any nominations?
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September 27, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Amy Poehler And Katy Perry
His dad is just beaming with pride: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K3TV01Tpz0Y/S6q64RIFXRI/AAAAAAAABgE/mO5IwHQc5YQ/s1600/mr_peanut.jpg
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September 24, 2010 on The First Autumn Jam Of 2010: Lil P-Nut’s “You Might Be The One”
When you watch Undercovers, your body makes a promise whether you do or not. ( Vanilla Sky jokes!)
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September 23, 2010 on Well, Undercovers Is Fucking Terrible
Sad Keanu shows appreciation for all of werttrew's hard work and dedication.
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September 23, 2010 on Sad Keanu Eats A Cupcake
Sad Keanu speaks with your Christian God.
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September 23, 2010 on Sad Keanu Eats A Cupcake
Sad Keanu visits the Vietnam War. (Too soon? Too bad.)
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September 23, 2010 on Sad Keanu Eats A Cupcake