No, I changed it after the end. Joke is on her though, look how much cuter I got:
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For the past year plus my Facebook photo has been Joaquin Phoenix with a bunch of Miss America contestants. Now, I loathe Facebook so I purposefully had an asinine profile picture as my pathetic way of saying "fuck you" to anyone who dare look at my almost never updated profile. Every once in a while, usually when uploading photos, my girlfriend of 4 years would get cross with me over my refusal to change that terrible picture.
Two or three days ago I finally changed that picture to one of my mom's St. Bernard. I also changed my relationship status to single.
Knowing it was all fake really makes me upset. It's as if the last four years was just a big lie. #Bummergum
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The Little Chocolatier Meth Addict Who Wants to Look Like Jennifer Lopez But Can't Get Married Until She Finds Her Wedding Dress Beneath 26 Years of Filth and Dead Cats (You listening Hollywood? I'm ready to receive all your money.)
Oh shit you guys! Steve Winwood murdered Mans and possessed his body. We need to fix this.
PSYCHEEE, I ain't give a care; RIP Mans. I'M actually possessed by Steve Winwood because I'm prettier.
It must be such a bitch to wear clown face paint at the beach. I actually admire* their dedication.
*I do not admire anything about this except my ability to stop watching after less than a minute.
There was a smaller metaphor for my life within the larger metaphor of everyone's life. I am the lady in black who does a face plant into the column then slowly and dramatically falls to the ground while wailing with pain. Someone comes to comfort me but we both just slide out of frame and are crushed by a cabinet.
Speaking of machetes, a few weeks a go a bunch of MS13 graffiti appeared in my neighborhood. Of course ppl were all like "OMG, Imma get murdered." I thought it was just kinda funny, I mean are they trying to stake a claim to Costco and Marshall's? Is it part of MS13's plan to lock down all bulk and discount retailers? Maybe. Maybe they are just really serious about a good deal. Deadly serious.
Anyway, Machete needs to stop taking itself so seriously; there are dudes with real machetes out there and they will fucking cut you if you take the last sample of lobster spread on a Saturday afternoon.
Sorry to everyone I've randomly down-voted on this thread; I was simply clicking every button possible to see what would happen. What is the yellow? Most thumbed?
No, I don't not have copies of all your resteraunt reviews but I did find this:
facetaco SOONNNnnnNNnnNN
***** By Gerald - Dec, 2012
This salad is BALLIN yo! Torteeya strips be crispy like you never SEEN! I tasted one and waz like "DAMN TACO, you mad!"
The part where they fall for him wasn't included in the trailer. James describes the desert as desert colored and they immediately take their shirts off. I mean, who wouldn't with command of the English language like that?!?
Same thing happened to me on Aug 15, minus the dog and plus one year. I drank a liter and a half of wine one night, threw up the next day and now I'm starting to feel a little better. Hang in there, pemulis. #TeamFuckGirls
fouryearswas just a big lie. #Bummergum http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2091/247/117/10603632/n10603632_37522364_8610.jpg