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I pretty much agree with every word you've written here. Except maybe "cog" in the next to last full paragraph. That's bullshit, Gabe.
+26 | 9/22/10 11:13 AM
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I won't ask but DO tell.
+21 | 9/21/10 10:33 AM
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Forget The Hunt, I want to hear Steve Winwood's review of that first Bing! link. "Pretty" or "NOOOOOOOO!"?
+7 | 9/20/10 5:53 PM
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"I think Katy Perry is a very talented and thoughtful young lady." - You
+17 | 9/20/10 5:14 PM
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Needz more Russel Brand LOLz!!
+10 | 9/20/10 5:10 PM
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That dude must buy his khakis at the same store Larry David does b/c there was some unfortunate bunching going on there.
+14 | 9/20/10 1:29 PM
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No, I changed it after the end. Joke is on her though, look how much cuter I got: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs320.ash2/60026_768174954177_10603632_43011273_5494265_n.jpg
+34 | 9/17/10 11:29 AM
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For the past year plus my Facebook photo has been Joaquin Phoenix with a bunch of Miss America contestants. Now, I loathe Facebook so I purposefully had an asinine profile picture as my pathetic way of saying "fuck you" to anyone who dare look at my almost never updated profile. Every once in a while, usually when uploading photos, my girlfriend of 4 years would get cross with me over my refusal to change that terrible picture. Two or three days ago I finally changed that picture to one of my mom's St. Bernard. I also changed my relationship status to single. Knowing it was all fake really makes me upset. It's as if the last four years was just a big lie. #Bummergum http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2091/247/117/10603632/n10603632_37522364_8610.jpg
+41 | 9/17/10 11:19 AM
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Normally, I would be all over this but I got a 50 megughton sadtom bomb dropped on my heart and will be moving out of DC at the end of the month.
+11 | 9/17/10 11:08 AM
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It is so good. http://www.citysackers.com/images/yoplait%20original%20french%20vanilla.jpg
+16 | 9/16/10 5:42 PM
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Forget The Beef, WHAT the hell is up with that Albert Einstein humanoid robot???? Yikes, Bing.
+7 | 9/16/10 3:44 PM
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Elaine? GET OUT! (But really, it's Ilan)
+9 | 9/16/10 12:08 PM
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You guys claim to be progressive but you can't even handle a story about gettin' a little bone in the ass? Please. (Goodnight!)
+16 | 9/16/10 11:15 AM
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The Little Chocolatier Meth Addict Who Wants to Look Like Jennifer Lopez But Can't Get Married Until She Finds Her Wedding Dress Beneath 26 Years of Filth and Dead Cats (You listening Hollywood? I'm ready to receive all your money.)
+50 | 9/16/10 11:07 AM
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We should all be so lucky as to find something in this world that makes us happ..... Nope! Fuck this. Fuck them. Fuck me.
+63 | 9/16/10 10:31 AM
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You can find me on CabbageMatch.com, ladies! (Hmm, this is my second plea 2 tha ladiez today. #desperate)
+36 | 9/15/10 4:34 PM
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Stay pure.
+3 | 9/15/10 9:53 AM
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I was not Delaware I've been so selfish all this time. Ladies, wanna help me out here?
+49 | 9/15/10 9:36 AM
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"I just received a special place in this week's Monsters' Ball!!!"
+27 | 9/14/10 5:37 PM
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Don't be fooled by the potable water that she's got, she's still Jenny from the third tent on the left past the 4 day old dead dog.
+41 | 9/14/10 4:11 PM
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Oh shit you guys! Steve Winwood murdered Mans and possessed his body. We need to fix this. PSYCHEEE, I ain't give a care; RIP Mans. I'M actually possessed by Steve Winwood because I'm prettier.
+28 | 9/14/10 2:23 PM
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You have my secret despair that these films already aren't aging well and the pain it gives me where my coal black heart used to be.
+4 | 9/14/10 1:59 PM
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It must be such a bitch to wear clown face paint at the beach. I actually admire* their dedication. *I do not admire anything about this except my ability to stop watching after less than a minute.
+19 | 9/8/10 11:12 AM
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Oh my, that became quite the bold statement.
+66 | 9/8/10 9:53 AM
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There was a smaller metaphor for my life within the larger metaphor of everyone's life. I am the lady in black who does a face plant into the column then slowly and dramatically falls to the ground while wailing with pain. Someone comes to comfort me but we both just slide out of frame and are crushed by a cabinet.
+33 | 9/8/10 9:51 AM
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We want Bucky done Gunts.
+19 | 8/30/10 10:02 AM
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I agree with Meteorologist Gabe, this summer was crispy like you never seen!
+1 | 8/27/10 7:20 PM
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Yeah but they decided not to press charges so he can co-star in an upcoming reality show with Antoine.
+10 | 8/27/10 1:24 PM
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Speaking of machetes, a few weeks a go a bunch of MS13 graffiti appeared in my neighborhood. Of course ppl were all like "OMG, Imma get murdered." I thought it was just kinda funny, I mean are they trying to stake a claim to Costco and Marshall's? Is it part of MS13's plan to lock down all bulk and discount retailers? Maybe. Maybe they are just really serious about a good deal. Deadly serious. Anyway, Machete needs to stop taking itself so seriously; there are dudes with real machetes out there and they will fucking cut you if you take the last sample of lobster spread on a Saturday afternoon.
+14 | 8/27/10 10:07 AM
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I almost turned it off, then they started a conga line FROM HELL and I watched the whole thing.
+34 | 8/26/10 9:37 AM
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Trans-Atlantic high five!
+9 | 8/25/10 6:16 PM
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That's impossible due to that award's non-existence. Nice attempt to troll, bro.
+4 | 8/25/10 6:11 PM
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Sorry to everyone I've randomly down-voted on this thread; I was simply clicking every button possible to see what would happen. What is the yellow? Most thumbed?
+21 | 8/25/10 6:03 PM
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No, I don't not have copies of all your resteraunt reviews but I did find this: facetaco SOONNNnnnNNnnNN ***** By Gerald - Dec, 2012 This salad is BALLIN yo! Torteeya strips be crispy like you never SEEN! I tasted one and waz like "DAMN TACO, you mad!"
+30 | 8/25/10 2:44 PM
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http://lh4.ggpht.com/_MsZb8mYFoCs/TFDSRSDmi8I/AAAAAAAAK58/MdipFVmgYUM/s800/wXHZt.png
+61 | 8/25/10 2:34 PM
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There should be a great battle between the tight end and the defensive end to see who can find more holes to exploit and open up play.
+21 | 8/25/10 12:01 PM
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Quite the cock up.
+20 | 8/25/10 11:51 AM
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Patrick Swayze is singing "Fuck You" with the angels now, in heaven.
+26 | 8/25/10 10:34 AM
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The part where they fall for him wasn't included in the trailer. James describes the desert as desert colored and they immediately take their shirts off. I mean, who wouldn't with command of the English language like that?!?
+10 | 8/25/10 9:52 AM
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Same thing happened to me on Aug 15, minus the dog and plus one year. I drank a liter and a half of wine one night, threw up the next day and now I'm starting to feel a little better. Hang in there, pemulis. #TeamFuckGirls
+18 | 8/24/10 7:44 PM
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