wewereonabreak

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This was the worst episode of SNL I've ever seen. Was the entire cast out at New York's Hottest Club last night? This weekend's episode asks the question "How did Lorne Michaels let this happen?"
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November 19, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Jeremy Renner And Maroon 5
All I see is an EGOT-less homophobe in pajamas hocking my favorite snack cracker.
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April 26, 2012 on The Videogum Tracy Morgan Promise: Tracy Morgan’s Gerbil Wheat Thins Commercial
Amelie Gilette had a whole segment about Sendak being awful on the Hatecast about two years ago. Shortly before GABE WAS A GUEST talking about Gwyneth Paltrow and angels.
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January 26, 2012 on The Stephen Colbert Interview With Maurice Sendak That You’ve Already Seen Is Worth Watching Again
Putting food on one's family is so unladylike!
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October 6, 2011 on Seth MacFarlane VS. Jon Stewart (VS. Piers Morgan?)
It's Hungarian, actually, but yes, almost every other wordfuck thing in gymnastics is Soviet-derived (Shushunova, Zamolodchikova, Podkopayeva, etc.).
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September 27, 2011 on This Robot Is A Very Impressive Gymnast
I can't begin to access this from my WORK computer because it's so offensive and great, but watch "Twerk" by Lady (youtube username ThisIsLady).
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September 22, 2011 on Everyone Has To Work It
Since when does Sookie work at Merlotte's?
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September 9, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: True Blood Sookie Set
If you're saying that's inappropriate, then I need to rethink my entire dating strategy.
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September 6, 2011 on Today We Are All These Lab Chimps
This is like that Ray Bradbury story where they lock that girl in a closet when the sun comes out for the first time in seven years, except the opposite I think?
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September 6, 2011 on Today We Are All These Lab Chimps
He told this story on some late night talk show that isn't Conan or Stewart or Colbert and therefore doesn't matter and it was one of those things they play in the back of cabs on loop for a few months. Thank god the only time most people are in cabs are when they're too drunk to understand what they're being submitted to.
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September 1, 2011 on Kevin Bacon Was Mr. Cool Disguise For A Day, Hated It
This isn't going to be very good for Anna Paquin's "Time Spent on Screen to Time Spent On Screen Naked" ratio.
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September 1, 2011 on The Margaret Trailer Is Here!
Devil, someone's beaten me to a Miss Winehouse joke already.
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September 1, 2011 on This Is Just A Very Good Yogurt With Fruit On The Bottom Review
So I guess that Tony Bennett duet ISN'T the last Amy recording we'll hear.
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September 1, 2011 on This Is Just A Very Good Yogurt With Fruit On The Bottom Review
In that they can't stand Jennifer Lopez, either?
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September 1, 2011 on BREAKING NEWS: CAMERON DIAZ “CAN’T STAND” JENNIFER LOPEZ!!!!!!!
This ad is total bullsh, etc., but my main concern is that it takes place in 2030? Like in 19 years well-educated humans (in what is apparently the most country on earth and became so in a very short period of time) are going to need to be taught what happened in the United States while they were all presumably alive in a way that supposes that it's not still VERY germane to international politics/China's alleged new status of Head Country In Charge (HCIC, if you will). Other than that, I find this commercial to be very libertari-YAWN.
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March 28, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Political Ad That Is Neither Racist Nor Insane*
Maybe she stole it after having very RESPECTABLE HETEROSEXUAL sex with Rocky Raccoon. Or the Pope or something.
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March 22, 2011 on It Is 2011 And Victoria Jackson Is (Still) A Coconut
"We're gonna need a...smaller house. Because we're going into foreclosure."
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March 10, 2011 on Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad
And since I can't get the image tag to work, this: http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080904/MTV-VMAs/Mariah-Carey-Whitney-H_l.jpg
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June 24, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting
With the exception of the first few seconds, you couldn't even tell they were filming together. I bet they weren't. That much raw, unadulterated talent in the same room can only lead to mega diva catfights.
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June 24, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting