While I agree it's time we throw Sad Keanu in our wheelie bins, between Kenny's motorcycle and Keanu's helmet the birth of the Sad Kenneanu was inevitable. That said...
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The Tony Awards aren’t Hollywood? I gotta side with Grapadura here. What about James Spader (Boston Legal) in Race, Sean Hayes (Will & Grace) in Promises Promises, Kelsey Grammer (Fraiser) in La Cage Aux Folles, Scarlett Johansson (Iron Man 2) in A View From The Bridge and Constantine Maroulis (American Fucking Idol!) in Rock of Ages? Not to mention such original "Broadway" hits as Mary Poppins, The Lion King, The 39 Steps and the upcoming Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark. Hollywood. Broadway. Yup, totally disconnected. These guys know what I'm talking about...
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Has anyone seen his heretofore underrated hit "Message From My Ex-Wife?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbE2xZvd08c&feature=related) Whoa, DOUBLE INDEMNITY!
We need to know this, god help us, for better or worser... Does Old Man Ford fuck Rachel McAdams? My finger is poised down my throat, awaiting your response(s).
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