White Elephant

Comments from White Elephant

Claustrophobic is EXACTLY how I'd describe Feral. Reminds me of The Gloaming in that regard
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February 18, 2011 on The King Of Limbs Comment Party
Is Jonny Greenwood still writing music for There Will Be Blood?
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February 16, 2011 on Caption Contest: A NEW PHOTO OF THE RADIOHEADS!!
I'm surprised I haven't seen sad Keanu 'shopped in there yet.
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January 25, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt
Can we please be done with lens flares now?
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November 17, 2010 on Cowboys And Aliens Trailer, You Guys
Hello. I'm from cargum. Thankfully that Bugatti stickers at around $1.5 million, not 2.5! Much more reasonable. What a joke.
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August 11, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
We did something right in the Golden State!! I'm proud a court had to overturn the bigoted views of a majority of my fellow Californians. Wait. Whatever. I'm just glad people are legally able to do what makes them happy. For now.
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August 4, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
The best thing that happened in my theater that night wasn't inception. Even though I loved it. The trailer for some generic horror movie set in an elevator came on, and at about a minute in, giant red letters read: "From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan" At this precise moment the entire theater let out a collective disgusted groan. Then half of us laughed knowing his career is over. It was magical.
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July 19, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Inception
That was close! His assistant coach almost caught him. Good thing no one else was watching.
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June 29, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: German Soccer Manager Joachim Loew Picking His Nose During A Game
These guys would like to second Rep. Joe Barton's comments. http://www.treehugger.com/bp-oil-spill-oiled-birds-pelicans-photo.jpg
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June 17, 2010 on Representative Joe Barton Needs To Make Another Apology
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June 11, 2010 on You Guys, We Should Chew More Gum!
I sure hope the bald kid with the spoon wasn't there.
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June 10, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Sad Keanu Attends A Child’s Birthday Party
I noticed that too...so close. But Diane Keaton presence is a major buzzkill for me.
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May 27, 2010 on The Morning Glory Trailer Is A Liar
Pros: Harrison Ford, Rachel McAdams, Jeff Goldblum Con: Diane Keaton Guess I won't be seeing this.
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May 26, 2010 on The Morning Glory Trailer Is A Liar
This guy knows what I'm talking about http://images.rightstart.com/global/images/large/5755.jpg
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May 26, 2010 on “The Coolest You’ll Look Pooping Your Pants”
This is barely worse than the teddy bear back pack leashes
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May 26, 2010 on “The Coolest You’ll Look Pooping Your Pants”
We officially challenge Betty White to a duel.
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May 25, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: ‘Gum Bowl Edition
We should introduce these two. Klein is giving me the major creeps. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/DWinter/ChrisHanson.png
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May 17, 2010 on Chris Klein’s Mamma Mia! Audition Is Very Upsetting
Am I supposed to be laughing after watching the cape and undercovers trailers? Because I am. I can't wait to see how NBC turns generic 90's action movies into full 20 episode seasons. Good luck!
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May 17, 2010 on NBC Introduces Its New FAIL Fall Lineup
Iron Man was meh. But did you guys see the Inception trailer?! So much yes.
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May 10, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Iron Man 2
I hope you weren't mocking In-N-Out Gabe...It's all LA has going for it. So....delicious....
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May 5, 2010 on Lost S06E15: How Do You Say “R.I.P.” In SPOILER ALERT?
I think only Rourke's barmates at the end there will ever know if he is indeed pamela anderson.
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May 3, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mickey Rourke Is Stupid And Difficult To Be Around
Didn't Hollywood learn its lesson from Wild Wild West? That was rhetorical. Clearly not.
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April 29, 2010 on Well, The Jonah Hex Trailer Is Dumb
I miss you Gob.... http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/510999823_23796e531c_o.gif
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April 29, 2010 on Well, The Jonah Hex Trailer Is Dumb
This made me sad. So so sad.
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April 27, 2010 on Best New Party Game: 22: #worstbiopics
Tim James IS President of the United States
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April 27, 2010 on Best New Party Game: 22: #worstbiopics
I'm surprised they didn't create a sandwich inspired by the Wrestler.
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April 27, 2010 on Who Wouldn’t Want To Put Something Named After A Mickey Rourke Villain In Their Mouths? (Sorry)
I'm pretty sure this is how Jeff Dunham got his start. The rest is history.
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April 26, 2010 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Lil Marcy
I'm glad this was open-ended.....I think Scott's going to provide us with some more great sequels.
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April 22, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Scott Baio Has A Picture Of A Woman In His Wallet