White Elephant

Comments from White Elephant

Claustrophobic is EXACTLY how I’d describe Feral. Reminds me of The Gloaming in that regard

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February 18, 2011 on The King Of Limbs Comment Party

Is Jonny Greenwood still writing music for There Will Be Blood?

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February 16, 2011 on Caption Contest: A NEW PHOTO OF THE RADIOHEADS!!

I’m surprised I haven’t seen sad Keanu ‘shopped in there yet.

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January 25, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt

Can we please be done with lens flares now?

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November 17, 2010 on Cowboys And Aliens Trailer, You Guys

Hello. I’m from cargum. Thankfully that Bugatti stickers at around $1.5 million, not 2.5! Much more reasonable. What a joke.

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August 11, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?

We did something right in the Golden State!! I’m proud a court had to overturn the bigoted views of a majority of my fellow Californians. Wait. Whatever. I’m just glad people are legally able to do what makes them happy. For now.

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August 4, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?

The best thing that happened in my theater that night wasn’t inception. Even though I loved it. The trailer for some generic horror movie set in an elevator came on, and at about a minute in, giant red letters read: “From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan” At this precise moment the entire theater let out a collective disgusted groan. Then half of us laughed knowing his career is over. It was magical.

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July 19, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Inception

Olivia Munn is hot.

Am I missing the point?

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July 6, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Ladies Of The Daily Show

That was close! His assistant coach almost caught him. Good thing no one else was watching.

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June 29, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: German Soccer Manager Joachim Loew Picking His Nose During A Game

These guys would like to second Rep. Joe Barton’s comments.

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June 17, 2010 on Representative Joe Barton Needs To Make Another Apology

I sure hope the bald kid with the spoon wasn’t there.

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June 10, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Sad Keanu Attends A Child’s Birthday Party

I noticed that too…so close. But Diane Keaton presence is a major buzzkill for me.

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May 27, 2010 on The Morning Glory Trailer Is A Liar

Pros: Harrison Ford, Rachel McAdams, Jeff Goldblum
Con: Diane Keaton

Guess I won’t be seeing this.

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May 26, 2010 on The Morning Glory Trailer Is A Liar

This guy knows what I’m talking about

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May 26, 2010 on “The Coolest You’ll Look Pooping Your Pants”

This is barely worse than the teddy bear back pack leashes

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May 26, 2010 on “The Coolest You’ll Look Pooping Your Pants”

We officially challenge Betty White to a duel.

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May 25, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: ‘Gum Bowl Edition

I spy Annie Clark!! Worst rave music ever….

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May 19, 2010 on This Dude Is Having A Rave In His Living Room In The Middle Of The Day And We Are All Invited

We should introduce these two. Klein is giving me the major creeps.

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May 17, 2010 on Chris Klein’s Mamma Mia! Audition Is Very Upsetting

Am I supposed to be laughing after watching the cape and undercovers trailers? Because I am. I can’t wait to see how NBC turns generic 90’s action movies into full 20 episode seasons. Good luck!

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May 17, 2010 on NBC Introduces Its New FAIL Fall Lineup