Le Spleen

Comments from Le Spleen

Yeah, I’m not sure George Washington Carver would have invented his Peanut Internet if he had known it was going to be used for such nefarious purposes.

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February 5, 2010 on Someone Stole Your Movie Idea

Do not question whether R. Kelly has a picture of a teenaged girl in his wallet, boo.

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February 4, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: R. Kelly Is A Lunatic

That depends. Do you have an impenetrable accent or drug-induced speech impediment?

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February 1, 2010 on Cemetery JunctionTrailer, You Guys

You don’t have to understand what a man is saying to find him sexually attractive. Unfortunately, this is how I ended up having a three-way with Bob Dylan and Ozzy Osbourne )-:

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February 1, 2010 on Cemetery JunctionTrailer, You Guys

“Yo, let me spit, Rob,” was the only sentence I understood — until they began to speak the international language (of roller skating in tight Spandex biker shorts).

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January 29, 2010 on These Guys Keep It Very, Very Real

I dunno, I think she rocks the aging porn star hairdo pretty well.

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January 29, 2010 on God Loves Mariah Carey And Nicki Minaj

In JayLenoese, “inviting a fellow comedian, who has expressed justifiable animosity towards you and your ilk, onto your show in a display of incredible hubris” means “getting sucker-punched.”

I think the iPhone has an app that translates JayLenoese in real time, but I only have a rotary phone, so.

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January 28, 2010 on Liveblogging Jay Leno On Oprah