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This was, without a doubt, one of the biggest benefits of breaking up with my ex.

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June 30, 2011 on True Blood S04E01: Keep Fucking That Chickenwolfpantherfairy!

So then I assume you guys have seen the fan scene by scene remake: http://vimeo.com/22179430 ?
Because if you haven’t seen this, then you should probably take a minute and watch at least a little bit of this.

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June 23, 2011 on The Footloose Remake Trailer, You Guys

Needs more whole grain fibers!

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June 2, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review

I Am Spam

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June 1, 2011 on Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks

The conflict was that he was so handsome!

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May 16, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series

Agreed. Magnolia’s a failure, but it’s a magnificent one.

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May 16, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series

Exactly: spoilers are actual things w/r/t mysteries or dramas based around one piece of hidden information (Like for instance did you guys know that I am Keyser Soze?) but a romantic comedy? Not so much.

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May 13, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Also A Group Discussion About Spoilers

When Ron did that last night all I could think was: “The Parks and Rec people must know about Thursday Night TV Open Thread, because this is gif heaven”

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May 13, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Also A Group Discussion About Spoilers

Does it count if everyone on the newscast is clearly trying to become a viral video while advertising an obscene As Seen On Tv exercise product? These ‘news”casters’ are clearly all in on the joke, so is it a TWSS?

I guess what I’m saying is: Fake and Gay

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May 13, 2011 on Shake Weight+Newscaster TWSS=Perfect Videogum Synergy

Justified, One viewer’s experience:

Season 1, ep 1-6: Hmm, this is a kinda weak premise but the dialogue is very solid, and I like Timothy Olyphant, and I’m unemployed, so what the hell, I’ll stick with it.
Season 1, ep 7-9: Wow, they’ve really changed the tone, and the dialogue’s even better, and these characters are actually kinda great. I liked Walton Goggins in the Shield, but Boyd Crowter is the greatest.
Season 1, ep 10-13: Oh my God, that is how you build and finish a fucking plot arc. This show [i]rules[/i]

Season 2, ep 1-2: Oh no! OH NO! What have they done with my lovely show? WHY?
Season 2 ep 3-10: Oh, right, phew, this show is the greatest. Guess they were just doing that to capture a new, stupid audience? I’m just glad this show is back to being the tits.
Season 2, ep 11-12: Best drama on TV, hands down (until Breaking Bad comes back on, at least).
Season 2 ep 13: !!! !!! !!! !!! My only regret is I have to wait a year for more

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May 6, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

Doesn’t it annoy anyone else that a flat world is actually much larger than a round one? The whole point of the discovery of a spherical globe was like, oh, if we want to go to Japan from California, we don’t have to go all the way over America and Europe and Asia, because the world is round, and thus smaller and easier to navigate!

What I’m trying to say here is Thomas Friedman is a prick.

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April 5, 2011 on The World Isn’t THAT Flat

To Catch a Predotter

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March 30, 2011 on Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies

I heard Jean-Luc Godotter was available. And the WachowSea Otters haven’t done anything exciting lately.

I don’t really care, as long as Sean Cottery stars.

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March 30, 2011 on Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies

Perhaps Ridley Scotter?

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March 30, 2011 on Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies

The Ottertowners

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March 30, 2011 on Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies

Principal, while I admire your commitment to the scientific method, “not taking itself as seriously” and “not being high on its own sense of existential importance” is the exact way that Garden State would express itself if it was made in 2009 instead of 2004. This is merely a more recent (and thus hipper) expression of the twee sensibility, and in ten years both the earnest shallows of Garden State and the ironic time-bended shallows of (500) days will look dated and terrible.

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March 21, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State

True story once upon a time I wanted to write movies (because I was in high school whaddyou want?) and I wrote this movie about an office drone milquetoast and the very first scene was him waking up in his room but everything was completely white and there was no decoration or anything and the sheets and the furniture anyway even me retardo Sofomore de High School thought: no way, that’s too stupid and obvious. If you ever saw that in a movie, you would hate it!

I, too, am excited for Garden State

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March 7, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Bucket List

Yeah, just like in my favorite movie. It’s gonna be great.

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March 7, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Bucket List

Speaking of backpedalling (classic segue, right?) I just wanted everyone here to know that not only did I not watch the Oscars, but I didn’t even read ANYTHING about them durn Acadummy Andworse except the entire Videogum open thread. Because when it comes to “news” about inane bullshut yo mouth! that really noone in the world should care about even a little, Monsters are my only trusted source of “information.”
In other words, I’m giving you guys ALL THE OSCARS (except the grouch. I’m keeping him)

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March 1, 2011 on Charlie Sheen At Least Sane Enough To Backpedal (A Little)

Needs more Russel Brand!

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February 11, 2011 on X-Men: First Class Trailer, You Guys