But yeah what about this mr. all-the-news-be-coverin?
"Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure. For sure any movie he makes he can forget about getting nominated. He humiliated the organization last night and went too far with several celebrities whose representatives have already called to complain."
Naw just kiddin' Gabe who really cares anyway, I just thought you all would like this.
Executive One: "It'll be great. It's like Ghost Hunters meets Supermarket Sweep."
Executive Two: "I dunno, still not quite the right angle. Can we make it about Pakistanis? You know, Pak Man, expand into the East Asian Markets."
Executive One: "No, no, we can't compete with Outsourced."
Executive Two: "I got it, we drop contestants in a maze and they have to pick things up all the while in danger of getting tackled?"
Executive One: "I love it. Comedy, drama and suspense, it has everything. Green light. And see what you can do about getting a foreign production company on that Pakistani idea, really build the brand out horizontally."
When I read the title for this post my immediate thought was "Who is emcee Immeasurable Sadness and why have I not heard about him at the local cassette store?"
Yes! I also did not watch Two Girls One Cup, and it is the perfect thing to not watch, because saying "Oh man it was horrible I dont wanna talk about it" ends the conversation with a knowing nod. Just like you saw it, but you get to actually not see it!
Mr. Belding came and spoke at our college my freshman year, and he has turned into some half-assed motivational speaker (or atleast he was back in 2005.) After talking about himself for 45 minutes, he made us all shout out our names at him three times "Really loud and really proud, just like you will when you get out there into the real world." "Louder!" He also told us that "Noone is going shopping in downtown Iraq" and "If you don't have dreams your soul will have holes in it."
Did anyone else get really uncomfortable when that white lady reporter was pulling up the young black man's pants and gloating about it? Or the smug, racist, classist overtones of this whole report?
Sorry team, I'll go back to marxgum.com
Never Forget!
http://videogum.com/162551/new-york-state-senator-eric-adams-tackles-the-tough-issues/politics/
Actually, in defense of lil bobby here, he does say that he is disgusted by the thought of having to kill his animals. As a lifelong (well, ok, 12 year long) vegetarian I can comfortably say that this is incorrect (haha, that is completely an opinion. Comfortably say! Professor the truth over here).
I am not a vegetarian because I feel bad about animals being killed and eaten, but I do fully believe that any carnivore should be willing to go and hunt in order to fully understand what they are doing.
If, however, they hunt and then properly dress and keep and eat the meat. If they hunt because Mama Grizzly's got a shotgun for claws and a line producer for a hunting buddy and a national public to spread her fish stories to, well, then I'm with Sorkin. But he weakens his argument by starting it with the notion that hunting in and of itself is disgusting and horrible (whether or not he argues it is immoral)
Oh man, Jandek! He's playing a show in LA in January with Mike Watt and the guy from HEALTH on drums. Any LA monsters should absolutely be going to that show.
Also excellent is their contribution to Load Records' Pick A Winner compilation, a song called My Favourite Homepage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJoP4MkTnwQ
A day late and a dollar short:
http://www.zappinternet.com/video/danPvuMpaX/Un-chien-Andalou
L'age d'or is boss. Meshes too, but if we're gonna stick with avant-shorts from the 20s and 30s, my favorite is the dadaist Tomato Is Another Day (pronounce Tomato like a British person):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ue3dly1zjk
Also of note, H2O by Ralph Steiner, Manhatta by Paul Strand, and Symphonie Diagonale by Viking Eggeling
My dad was an alcoholic mailman and Hannukah was the best because we got all the toys the other deadbeat dads sent in the post until at some point the single moms in the neighborhood caught wise and my dad went to jail and got sober and found Jesus even though we're Jewish so I guess my point is HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!
The first rule of Un Chien Andalou is that you only watch Un Chien Andalou in film class.
The second rule of Un Chien Andalou is that you only watch Un Chien Andalou in film class.
The third rule of Un Chien Andalou is that it is a totally awesome movie and everyone should watch it with their eyes held open.
The fourth rule of Un Chien Andalou is Debaser by the Pixies.
Next week on the Simpsons:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oqO8qCaskTc/SpBmBDe1m7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/haykvfcCs-g/s320/UnChienAndalou_300x298.jpg
(The animated gif was way too disturbing, but seriously, what the hell?)
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